Red or green pill. You live and you learn.

Expensive puss.

No 💕

@francemothers.bsky.social please, l need to know your thoughts on Demi’s ensemble!

Our original Dream Girl looks incredibly stunning this evening #GoldenGlobes2025

Pamela Anderson, for W Magazine’s Best Performances Issue. photographed by Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott.

You gotta know who to lie about start time. It’s really a skill

Down!

Open floor plans were create by someone who doesn't cook a lot. Cos the whole house smelling like salmon croquettes is absolutely bananas.

Bad & boujee.

One last hoorah for 2024

So y’all, I feel I have cemented myself as the new supreme (family patriarch) once our elders can’t carry out the tasks anymore. I’m actually excited about it

No fr bc why when I went they were openly selling it on the street?! Excuse me I am a lady!

investing in your own growth & self development isn’t selfish, it’s self care

LMFAOOOOOOOOO

Still so in love with my man for getting me these for Christmas 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

Okay maybe I do like it a lil better over here

She SANG on this!!

Very sad that we only have a few short days before cheese and wine will officially contain calories again. Genuinely aggrieved.

Hilarious 🤣🤣 But also…facts 🙈

Perfect

I hope yall are enjoying your holiday season 🫶🏽

I'm starting to really really love isolated vocals of famous songs. Because yes, I know Stevie Wonder and Freddie Mercury can sing. But man, when the mic is on and the instruments are gone, you can really experience how perfect and damn near spiritual their voices are.

when i say @hekktor.bsky.social got him a baddie! and yall know he doesn’t play about his man 😂

Enjoy the Ho Ho Ho-down all over again. Beyoncé’s show-stopping Christmas Gameday Halftime performance will be available on Netflix as a standalone special. Coming soon…

Merry Christmas everyone! We hope you have a great one 🎄

oh my god. love me some dinah

My mother in law got me these and I cannot WAIT to enjoy them omg

No Toys R Us, No Blockbuster, No Circuit City, No Yellow Wendy’s, No Shoney’s, No Party City, No McDonald’s Playgrounds, No Sears, No Candy ladies, No Value City, No Wet Seal, No 5•7•9, No Payless, No Charlotte Russe, No $500 rent, No Radio Shack, No Pizza Hut Buffets, No Nothing! Just Nothing!

This outfit was so tea. The pajamas, the fur, the booties, AND the sequins beanie —snowfall to match!

Hair, specifically styling it.

or how about when they’re in the app, but they’re obviously wrong

Beyoncé’s Stevie Wonder tribute is EXACTLY how Chloe would sound if she were a full out singer. I KNOW IT! I can’t un-hear it.

Let’s put this to bed and move on… we’ve been talking about Karen getting dick on the side for almost a decade. There is no cheating, Karen and Ray have an arrangement. Ray is an old man and his 🍆 don’t get up and Karen has needs… let’s park this #RHOP

We spent all day on the couch yesterday drunk, high and watching Christmas movies. It was beautiful I love my man so much

I ain’t been in one of these circles yet

I’m not a fan of people airing dirty laundry in general, but I find it especially nasty when women air this specific type of info about men. You didn’t give AF when you were willing to do it, you didn’t have any issue then, so why are you trying to set him up to be ridiculed now? Trash behavior.

And did today😂

Me w/ most of my bloomfies. They gave up on this app so quickly 😭

Y’all gotta start saying NO to work potlucks!

What happened to when December issues of fashion magazines actually felt like Christmas?

Also, the timing... I’m sure whatever mode of transportation he used to flee, tickets were purchased months in advance, during the busiest holiday travel season of the year. This was too well-orchestrated for them to have some random bodega camera footage of his face.

I’m no conspiracy theorist, but the man they’re showing isn’t the same one who 🔫 that CEO. That assassin was way too methodical for carelessness—the execution, the escape, the breadcrumbs (the book reference on the bullet, Monopoly money in the bag); I don’t think they’re even close to finding him.

How amazing to be a killer on the run and they got you on the news looking like THIS? White people win again! 😂😮‍💨

Baby, that is not the man who shot that CEO. Letting you know that right now.

Don’t ever play on my mother’s name!!! Thee standard for longevity

I’d give my first born to hear his commentary on the state of music now

The fact that I didn’t give this sweater some love last year is crazy!

Red Wine It’s the first song I ever scared with my man when we first started dating, so it’s dear to my heart 🥺