NOOOOOOOOOO #A-FATE-WORSE-THAN-TORTURE #HÆLP

I'm sorry but these stupid cigarette dog toys crack me the heck up every time she plays with them 😂

I lost one (1) follower because of this post.

Great news! Kiefer Sutherland in leather pants also has legs.

to those who say the premise doesn't work: have you considered they're a little bit too preoccupied to be good at their jobs

a gift I quickly threw together this morning 💜

They also play saxophone 🎷🐛

Into the Sun you go.

I think with the level of venom with which AI proponents have treated artists, writers, musicians, whole creative industries, they deserve at the very least to have that venom met in kind, and I hope it stings. I'm only sorry it hasn't happened sooner. Party's over, enjoy the hangover.

I will admit, the rimjob risotto was worth it.

I think donkey from shrek would totaly seduce smaug. Discuss in the replies RE: https://app.wafrn.net/fediverse/post/3dcf7eff-137c-4210-b0d8-50dacf9ce126

Got to take a photo of a puppy! #dog #puppy #good-dog

I thought you were talking about artificial intelligence until I realised you were talking about tarantino and other people, because I have this option on In a year and something this has been the first case of “wait no thats not ai that was actual cocaine”

a b 3. collapses. joke ruined everyone go home

What are you talking about? Meringue has been around for a long time! Just because people are too cowardly to put it on a cottage pie does not diminish it.

This is totally kismet. 🐶💜

cleaning up my desktop and found this little gem

Things I did not have on my checklist today: Watch a video about the music theory of CBAT https://youtu.be/Xl4HDoKMmvQ

It's just nacho-flavored cornflakes served with a thickened milk sauce. Yeah, that'll check those boxes!

*checks the financial records of Koga's/Janine's gym* Fuschia.

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Oh hey, wasn't this their plan through 2020? Deja vu!

It’s kinda crazy this year’s christmas will be on 25/25/25

Who's butt? Their butt? It's not obvious.

everything should be like this

X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based. Here’s an “influencer from Texas”

Non-binary people are valid! Pass it on! :3

I'll give my wife my pickle everytime. Always puts a smile on her face.

Kneesvember 2025 Day 4

People always talk about how weird it is to see random hornyposting from someone you know for Being Famous, but for my money it's much more jarring the other way 'round. You see somebody's name all up in lights and your primary frame of reference is having seen their penis on Bluesky.

This wasn’t about leaking GTA VI. It was: Rockstar illegally firing union members to stop the studio from unionizing. it directly contradicts Rockstar’s PR narrative and confirms almost everything that people suspected was going on.

happy out of touch thursday #ootthursday #out-of-touch-thursday

i owe so many video game designers an apology

Just a friendly reminder: Friends help with the alibi. True friends help hide the body. #summer-of-62

the man on the right has made it his life's mission to capture Lupin the Third

nose

We're currently on the stretch goal by @curatrix-ribston.bsky.social for a playset where everybody gets vored by a mountain-size sock puppet and has to play politics with its inexplicably Catholic internal fauna, and if that's not your bag I just don't know what to tell you.

thanks!

🐄🐄 ONE OF US 🐄🐄

Taxes.

Well, we were aiming for 1000 pre-launch followers by the end of September, and we're at 96% of that goal with a full week to go. If you've been meaning to click that "notify me" button, please do – even if you're sure you'll remember on your own, it does affect the project's visibility on launch!