when life gives you oranges make orange pulp. pulp those oranges

in order to become a successful youtuber, you need three things: A microphone, the ability to screenshot and reddit.

irc.wafrn.net is a thing now

tea brew temperatures are like laundry labels for me except i respect the laundry a little bit more. pour 100C water on everything i don't have the attention span to wait for the water to cool down

browsers display a padlock to say "this is private enough to have sex"

Thank you for 1,900 follows ♥ 🌊 'Brazen Voyage' painted in oil on 24x36" wood panel. ⛵ After an extensive wait, I present my largest painting to date! Thank you for your patience!! From the start, this piece presented near endless challenges, too, many lessons I'll not soon forget.

everything to think about, everything to notice

image that tormented me for months until i excised it in digital form

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Hello fediverse I am yeenr, a trans-masc artist, furry, and nsfw content enthusiast. I'm just now figuring out this stuff so please be patient with me as I try and squeeze my way into the community and maybe post some art when I have time. #Introduction

rich man's party #furry #furryart

bluesky is skyrim (you have to use mods for a remotely bearable experience)

Got the blues because Fediverse posts coming through Bridgy Fed that are over 300 characters get truncated on the Atmosphere and you have to click into a link? Well, good news: starting today, @deck.blue shows the *full* post from over the bridge - no truncation, no links!

I painted my flight home on my boarding pass #oilpainting #art

do you love the colors of asbestos

I'm almost there it's so pretty!! 😭 this is the first time I've made extensive use of complex numbers in shader code, which has been fun! it's an analytic 2D lighting system through piecewise conformal maps representing angular light/"sky" exposure, which means you get fully analytic penumbras!

Checking the weather to see what season it is today

yeah im bummed about sora. bummed i sora bunch of stupid fake videos

Winter landscape. 270x150px #pixelart

[subpost, casual ableism] People need to stop fucking using "psychotic" as an insult for the ultrawealthy, the grifters, the corrupt. That's not what psychosis is! You know nothing about mental health and your careless words harm my friends.

found out about knolling today. ooooh i'm in love <3

smth #art #digitalart #ventart

Awaiting Spring Another piece for the TFF art show this week!

unnerving lofi beats to tremble and cower to

Wait i drew that when i was in philly.

I love them I love my beasts. look my beasts

hey developers when you say something is for 1080p and 4k ultra hd screens can you include me in that as well? 1080p and 120hz and 800x600 4:3 screens if it's not too much trouble thanks developers

are you in the mood for snake?

Google has news on what you will need to do for still being able to sideload apps: * enable developer option * confirm prompt that you are not tricked * restart phone and re-authenticate * wait one day doing nothing * confirm with biometrics or device PIN that you know what you are doing * […]

BREAKING MEWS 🗣️🐈‍⬛ A better ref sheet for the best newscaster in Signal Hill history!* *Yes, they were the only one... #kastyoureyes #furryart

watching a fat pigeon occupying a small bird feeder and attacking jackdaws that try to get in. tower defence........ backyard bird tower defence game......

Did you know that dergs are very soft creatures and are therefore good at developing software?

Recently painted an older figure of mine. I sculpted him back in 2020, printed him & then had the blank figure just sit around for all those years... But now he is finally finished🕯 #art #animalart #sculpture

the exact moment i see too many **short paragraphs** and lists filled with vague repeating contentlike common questions proposals and **bold text** on your page my eyes glaze over and i **leave**

(rotates him)

Does anyone want to be mutuals on the pneumatic tube network

[diet culture] bought a soy drink to not get cranky about missing breakfast. the packaging has "count calories" as the company's motto AND it's grossly oversweetened with sucralose. i'm not cranky anymore i need the ceo dead for this

More cats in funky super healthy waters #art #warriorcats #oc

Blue filter 4 🌲

just remembered i can draw wonderslugs whenever i want

on a video game gender selection screen i think it would be really funny to make "type a" and "type b" exactly the same with the exact same toggles

Bro fucked up big time and you don't even know why

out of context from convo

Why does Protonmail not simply protect us like Signal does? Because they are providing fundamentally different services. The web has decided to operate over an unsafe protocol and so we need unsafe providers unless we all want to host our own indie e-mail service.

a very interesting and wholesome ask i'm so shocked that people like what i do it's still so new to me jwhrfkjh #furry #art #furryart #artsky #anon #tumblr #wolf #tutorial #furrysfw #sfw