Hey friends if you could please check and see if the place you work at is hiring for a Site Reliability Engineer/Devops engineer in the Seattle area OR remote, and let me know. That would be so awesome. Husband has been laid off since May and we need to get him working asap. It’s a dire situation

Hey Bsky followers! Amras is a really good wolf and if you have any leads on jobs in their field please let them know. Amras is a sweetheart and helped me get my feet on the ground when I moved to NC, so I'd do anything to help pay it back.

Everyone's going through it right now and I hate even sharing this because I'm more fortunate than most but I really need to "buy" some time off so I can be available to help my mom in at least one of these crises. You can support me on Ko-Fi: ko-fi.com/thornwolf Or Patreon: patreon.com/thornwolf

"Where there was one set of footprints, that was where I carried you. Oh this part? This is where I put you back down and you absolutely ate shit trying to get your feet under you. Sorry about that."

The mood, even though I know my friends like me

All of my Patreon supporters just got an opportunity to purchase these 6 ACEOs via first dibs! Any unsold ones will be coming with me to a local event for sale next month before being listed in my online shop. Come claim your favorite before it’s gone! Patreon.com/thornwolf

Did I get a 7-11 pizza today? Yes. Will it be amazing? Probably not. Was it $3.14? Yes.

If you can go to GameStop and buy Game Informer, it stands to reason that I could go to WingStop and buy

Lost my job, I need commissions to work on ASAP ed.dog will stream them next week

What's your favorite Nirvana song? Everyone else: Smells Like Teen Spirit Me: Frances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge on Seattle or Pennyroyal Tea

It's seriously 90% of trees in the neighborhoods here!!! 🎵 Our house On our street That smells like jizz Our house Oh God What to tell the kids?? 🎵

What landscape architect looked at ALL of the tree options available when laying out neighborhoods and said "Y'know what they'll love? 4-8 weeks of everything smelling like jizz. Let's go ornamental pear for 90% of trees."

No wonder you have to do so much fucking work @tlagomars.bsky.social. One of your boys has been outside my house doing inspections and has been idling his truck for like...3 hours now? 4? It's not for PTO or generator stuff. It's just idling. Treating those things like detective's cars. Jesus.

New Logo! Red Mare Bike Repair. This logo is based on the client's real-life mare, Jessie James, who is intended to look slightly annoyed. If you're interested in a logo design, I'm accepting work for May! thornwolf.com/logo-design

What landscape architect looked at ALL of the tree options available when laying out neighborhoods and said "Y'know what they'll love? 4-8 weeks of everything smelling like jizz. Let's go ornamental pear for 90% of trees."

*to the tune of 'Cat Scratch Fever* Nighttime OJ

Being uncomfortable is not the same as being harmed.

Alaska: PDB on a 1:35 long flight. AA: "You want a drink before takeoff? I'll CUT you."

Come hang and talk cosplay with me!

I know times are tight for everyone and things aren't great for anyone right now, but if you've got a little to spare...please? Please help Tana keep himself and the kitties safe and dry. Everyone chipping in a little will help close this gap and make sure this can get done timely.

Welp, much as I hate doing it I'm going to have to hold out my cup for some help with the roof. I should be able to come up with most of it but I'll need help with the last 20% or so. gofund.me/ee32e114c

I know times are tight for everyone and things aren't great for anyone right now, but if you've got a little to spare...please? Please help Tana keep himself and the kitties safe and dry. Everyone chipping in a little will help close this gap and make sure this can get done timely.

Tip jar for a lint ball to get a c̶o̶f̶f̶e̶e̶ ((gas station slushie because that’s the only food I’ve been capable of for four days)) ko-fi.com/wryote

I will face The Burrito Man and walk backwards into Taco Bell.

Can I just say, I ADORE @calfurry.ca's constore idea. You get points. They put a store up BEFORE the con. You make your picks. If you have extra you can use them at con. It's smart, it offers more variety and allows them to scope ordering more appropriately to get what folks really want!

Expands you, making you large and orbed

Kettle corn with hot sauce. Yay or nay?

My parents dropping acid: Hey, someone should put on White Room by Cream. Me taking an Ativan and drinking an almond hazelnut iced latte to stave off the extensional dread: Hey Siri, play White Room by Cream.

Love that AC decided that they were going to cancel my flight to Calgary with zero notification because they "reaccommodated" me on a flight that gets in at 2 in the fucking morning after a 5 hour layover in Vancouver. JFC. Good thing I checked MONTHS out I guess because I got zero emails on this.

iPhone autocorrect is the worst fucking thing. It tries to intuit what you're trying to say and ends up changing stuff that makes no sense after you've already seen it's fine. No, I wanted that as to, not too. No, I wanted that as here not fair or hair or there. Completely fuck you Apple.

Hi and thanks for coming to my game pitch. Okay, so here's the deal. It's called Rad Dad Redemption, and it's about a divorced dude named Rad who's trying to get his kids to like him even though their new stepdad is an orthodontist with a ski boat. It'll have new game+ with different stepdads.

Hi and thanks for coming to my game pitch. Okay, so here's the deal. It's called Rad Dad Redemption, and it's about a divorced dude named Rad who's trying to get his kids to like him even though their new stepdad is an orthodontist with a ski boat. It'll have new game+ with different stepdads.

The worst that could happen has happened. Our entire bank account balance is gone due to a rejected deposit. We have bills, rent, and more due. If we don't get help, we're doomed. Homeless level of doomed. Please consider donating and spreading the word. Thank you. x_x ko-fi.com/gunnywaffle

Well fuck. Fuck fucking fuck. Car ran itself dead at the airport on the EV charger. Positive: I have a jump pack and got home. Negative: It didn't warn me the charging for was open. The lights aren't working in the charge area & the power door won't close or latch itself. We have a BIG problem

🎵 God take care of babies & fools And you ain't a baby or a fool Therefore, you ain't got no excuse 🎵

They reconfigured the lounge and have outside seating now. Unfortunately none of the hot options appealed today so I just had the world's most expensive triple espresso mocha and m&m chocolate chip cookie 😂

T-Pain on the track: SHORTÆ

Waiting anxiously for @samreich.bsky.social to make my dreams come true and tell me that the next D20 is Season 2 of A Starstruck Odyssey.

STARBUCKS. NO.

✨ The Bernerda Triangle ✨ Where snacks mysteriously go missing 🔎

You know how we get our house in order in this fandom and bounce people who are actively trying to harm it by trying to sanitize it and make it palatable to corporations? Go watch the Joe Pesci scene at the end of Casino. That.

"Come get some, eh?"

Selling cocaine at your workplace at the chicken fingers restaurant? Call that Slangin' Canes.

You know how we get our house in order in this fandom and bounce people who are actively trying to harm it by trying to sanitize it and make it palatable to corporations? Go watch the Joe Pesci scene at the end of Casino. That.

One of the things I learned as an event organizer (FC) is that you can't satisfy the demands of bad-faith actors in any way that doesn't compromise your principles and credibility with wider fandom. It's a shit sandwich, and you're in it for the whole feast.

This has been my slowest sales month in a long time. For the first time ever I haven't broken even in my Sea Hive retail space, and unless things pick up in the next 4 days, I will owe. Anyway please check out my online shop for stickers, prints, bumper stickers and more! #BSNM thornwolf.com/shop

It's funny because this is clearly a card generated by IDEMIA (prev. MorphoTrust). They could just...not. They could just refuse to print ANY cards for Kansas and that state would be fucked 18 ways to Sunday. No cards means their state grinds to a halt.

Meanwhile in California you can just... Change it. No form. No docs. Just declare your gender.