A meta data center somewhere is in smoldering ruins as it tries to restyle my 10 second video. It’s been processing for days and is now at 399,878%. Just phenomenal work going on over there zucc

A true flash in the pan moment here, I’ve been trying to recreate this look for the last couple weeks and have consistently failed 😭

Dope dope dope

Why did I save this?

CEO of IPAs

Just got my cassette player to listen to the new Payfone. Sensationally lit. My sister did vocals on 5 of the tracks; so proud of her.

Cmon steam, do something

Just finished my second watch of breaking bad and gahhhdamn Walt is an absolute piece of shit. I mean he’s up there with all of the shitty people from GOT. As far as asshole protagonists go, who has Walt beat?

Full version on kaizen.place. #synthsky

Bugged out to think that in a few years I’ll be the same age as that dude from 40 year old virgin

After some digging, I found my next series to read: Empire of the Vampire. Only about 5% into the first book but I’m loving it so far. As a castlevania fan, I’m definitely feeling some good vibes. #booksky

My name is Willie 🎶 Willie Beeeamen 🎶

Just finished Rise of Endymion. It’s bittersweet to have finished the Hyperion cantos. On one hand, I’m excited to be able to google stuff and participate in discussions. On the other hand I’m sad that I don’t this is the end. I will reread one day soon and enjoy thoroughly #booksky

Ironically the oatmeal cookies from the subway in the gas station taste exactly how you’d expect oatmeal cookies from a subway in a gas station to taste

Nutrigrain bars are a lot smaller than I remember them being

Tyler, the Creator is this generation’s Missy Elliot and we’re so blessed to have him

Memes are inside jokes between the creator and the viewer

Ayo Candice Owens is cooked bahahahahaha i wish her the absolute worst

Gee Meezy gettin a pardon

Missing the days when local breweries were legally required to have at least one bartender with a handlebar mustache who does pyrography on the side

Haven’t played COD in months, largely cause I was getting my ass kicked pretty consistently. I like that the implemented ranked matches, seems like most of the hackers and sweats have gravitated in that direction. Let casuals have their safe space

Are we really even sure Epstein is dead? Who’s to say he isn’t sipping drinks with little umbrellas in them on some other private island. Far less rich and powerful people have pulled it off.

Trump didn’t forget that he appointed Powell. This is just standard historical revisionism, he does this shit all the time. Plus it’s engagement bait, any time he contradicts himself he knows there are gonna be 100,000 posts about it. Dude doesn’t distinguish between good and bad press

Hey copilot please immediately and unceremoniously end the meeting for all if you detect the phrases “awesome sauce” or “teamwork makes the dream work”

Oh cool these shady sims 3 mods came with free antivirus software

If you use the phrase awesome sauce I know you a snitch and no I won’t elaborate further

When you take a vacation while your constituents are drowning that’s called a Ted Cruise.

The Epstein list has now reached Schrödinger status.

My favorite part of black excellence in film is that racists can’t enjoy it. It’s different from racists having a favorite NFL team that has black players, the racist mind can simply view the black players as subhuman. But they cant do that with films like Django and Sinners (to name a couple)

Just finished Endymion. It was wonderful. I’ve said it before, but don’t let the Reddit echo-chamber discourage you from experiencing something. Is it different than Hyperion? Yes. But different does not make it worse. If you appreciate the world building of the first 2, you will enjoy. #booksky

I asked my son if he remembers Aladdin and he said “yea that guy with the bread who did good parkour!”

They kinda snapped with Tralalero Tralala ngl

Andrew Cuomo gets publicly humiliated. Bill Clinton learns his endorsement is worth less than dogshit. What a great time to be a hater. A golden age.

Love opening the app to see the words Big Balls as #1 trending

Damn I logged into my Minecraft realm today and did not expect it to be beautiful like this

No Kings …except Gritty.

boy do I hate Tucker Carlson but if he's gonna use his little goblin powers against anyone I'm glad it's Ted Cruz

This is a vital message: one of the larger reasons BlueSky is refreshingly free of alt-right shitlords is because in the early days we made a gentleperson’s agreement to starve these fuckos out and it worked. No likes, no quotes, no engagement. They got bored and left. Please keep the Old Ways.

The FDA approval of this new HIV prevention drug is telling. One day there will be a cure for cancer but none of us will be able to afford it.

Nobody got more opps than Larry David

Ragebaiting before bed and waking up to a shitstorm 🥰

Last night I made remarkable progress with the SQ-64 and the Wavestate. Korg makes some cool and useful things but boy can they be hard to use and even harder to master. Thank god for tutorials #synthsky

Never not crackin packs #mtg

The sims 3 has the worst UI I’ve ever had the displeasure of interacting with gaaahdamn

God 2025 years ago

Thinking about this time I wrote a poem about America in 7th grade. My teacher noticed that I didn’t capitalize the a in America and thought there was some clever symbolism meanwhile I’m just an idiot who forgot. Gotta love lit teachers

Touch fuzzy, get dizzy

Me leaving FNM after working a 12 hour shift (I went 0 - 4)

True story bro.

Only took a quarter century for us to go from the information era to the disinformation era