Sometimes I remember how much art Disney is squatting on, not doing anything with it, and get real mad at them.

I don’t think I have anything to vote for tomorrow. It’s all incumbents with no challengers except write in nominees.

Very amused at seeing “fans” of Overwatch complaining that they have to play the game to get rewards for this Anniversary event. Like what the fuck were people expecting?

Holy shit! Bidgie is finally on music streaming platforms! Breadfan is such a hard rock gem.

Today sucked and I need to decompress when I get him. That means I’m going to play tank I Overwatch when I get home. A very relaxing hobby indeed

THE BULLPEN CAUGHT OZUNA'S HR BALL WITH A CONE!

Pikmin is Reverse Dynasty Warriors. Do not pursue Lu Bulborb

Mr Fantastic probably rarely has to wipe. He could just hover over the toilet, stretch his butthole, and the turds just drop out. 3am thoughts are the most cursed thoughts.

Now I get why Greg Gutfeld is the way he is. He’s fucking short. Nothing wrong with being short but it’s pretty clear he thinks it is.

I refuse to believe anyone actually cares about Tubi beyond its selection of absolute garbage movies it has.

This handsome chap stands directly behind me, urging me to make bad decisions with his battery-powered cackle.

Listening to the D-backs/Pirates game and the sound guy at the stadium was playing Du Hast.

Being a fan of extreme metal can be funny sometimes because you’ll be saying things like “Yeah, I really love Tomb Mold and Witch Vomit.” Or “I’m a big fan of Cattle Decapitation.”

I like seeing baseball players on opposite teams chatting on the bases. Reminds me of those wolf and sheepdog cartoons where they hated each other on the clock but were totally chill as soon as the shift was over.

#raiseit🏴‍☠️

Just saw a Subway ad for $5 6” sandwich. What the fuck happened to this country?

It’s never too late to learn the difference between turtle, tortoise and terrapin.

i forget why i even made this last year but feel free to use it, mets fans

Trying to catch a tuna in Animal Crossing all month.

In case you’re wondering, furries have a greater impact on the local economy than football fans. Furries > Football and that’s a statistical fact now.

A funny bit of hubris would be if they build this ballroom so fast and cheap that it immediately collapses on Trump and crushes him to death. Absolute cinema.

Sure, there may have been an assassination attempt on the president, but have you seen this Pirates game?

I think I’m just gonna wear the forbidden shirt tonight for fun. Would love to wear it to work tomorrow, but I don’t want to lose my job

Someone needs to be brave and Old Yeller the president to put him out of his misery.

Pirates LGBTQIA+ Pride being a dollar hot dog night is kinda perfect. Can we get like dollar tacos that night too?

Does anyone else feel like there’s a lot of commercials not intended for the general public anymore? Like how many tv commercials have you seen during a big sports event that are for business owners. Thats has to be like 10% of people watching tops.

(screaming) 311 IS NOT SKA

MLB Rookie Still Can’t Believe The Sunflower Seeds Are Free https://theonion.com/mlb-rookie-still-cant-believe-the-sunflower-seeds-are-free/

We got the reverse ASSHAT!

The rest of the world: *going to complete shit* Me: yay! baseball! :)

Someone slip rat poison into his Diet Coke and get this over with

Sometimes I get mad at how much I can’t hate Shohei Ohtani. You’re telling me the greatest baseball player of all time is also very kind and very handsome too? Quit being so perfect so I can be upset when you win another World Series.

Latest law order svu is dealing with A Vtuber Wut

I love baseball :)

Imagine if if finally happened today. Would be hilarious because no one would believe it actually happened.

Gen Z Bryan Adams be like “It was the Summer of ‘67”

watching the ugliest, worst edited, worst sounding, worst acted movie on tubi that looks like it was shot on an iphone 4: damn i wish i had the social and time management skills this person had to make a movie they're a fucking genius

Baseball season is back baby

Can we get 10,000 RTs for this

There really aren’t any notable Easter horror films. There’s a few that kinda count like Crotters 2, but none are as ubiquitous like what the other holidays get. But thinking upon it, I did have a couple neat ideas for one. May draft something for fun.

I think I’m gonna start embellishing my resume (I.e. making up a bunch of shit)

Dude, baseball rules

Fuck the United States. Viva Venezuela!

this is kind of an advanced version of the nba2k scam where the graphics had mostly plateaued so every year in the graphics comparison the new version was just covered in sweat particles because sweat=real

Since the Oscar’s were tonight, I just want to say that there’s nothing shameful about being nominated for an award and losing. Sometimes it seems like an awards show is full of losers, but they beat out dozens of others to get there. They are still winners, just not THE winner

they should be called the movie awards instead of the oscar awards. i feel like i've posted something to this effect before. i certainly hope so