Good evening zelensky called assad a douchebag

Cuomo could never.

As a millennial who’s worn A Lot of ballet flats and Converse in my time, I am very happy that my investment shoe choices now are Birkenstocks and Doc Martens, and my only regret is that I didn’t get into them sooner.

Here are some bouncy crime sheep for your timeline.

De Niro: "I gotta go. A couple cases of Tylenol fell off a truck and now I gotta figure out how to put autism in them."

Can’t explain it but of course they want to take away one of the only painkillers that’s safe for pregnancy, a condition that causes weird and unusual pains. these people WANT pregnancy to be a punishment and handicap. they want to control.

As well as the science always being wrong, whenever anyone says stop doing a healthcare because "it causes autism" they are telling you they think autism is a terrible affliction worth making serious medical risks to avoid. This admission proves only that they are cunts because autism is not bad.

Anti-autism campaigner, Karen Hoyland, 40, commented: “I love my child but I hate his autism. The other day I came home to find him lining up his guns, instead of playing with them like a normal kid.”

Not wholly surprising that he's never met a scientist.

I have taken the Tylenol that was in the medicine cabinet and which they think probably is the reason you like trains forgive me but that’s bullshit you got autism from your dad

Why are they so afraid of autism. Is it the swag. Is it the autism swag

Note how we’ve moved from concerns about people arriving irregularly in small boats to wrecking the lives of people who are by definition here entirely lawfully

Worrye not about 'being productive,' for thou art not a product. Thou art a star daunsinge yn a hopeful skye. A signal blinking across centuryes and worldes. Thou art a song performid just once and perfectlye.

Ooooh bagsy Akhenaten, I hope he did HORRIBLE damage to his eyes staring at the sun all the time.

Reminder that “aliens built the pyramids” is a racist myth. Current scholarship indicates that actually only a handful of aliens were employed on the project, mostly in HR and supply chain management roles.

Our medieval curator Alison Ray introduces Rawlinson Bodleian Library MS. Rawl. D. 252...a 15th Century necromancer's journal. This manuscript contains spells written in Latin and Middle English, and would have served as a reference for a professional sorcerer. #MedievalMonday

I had so much fun this morning – despite the 50mph gusts of wind and stinging nettle jungle to cross – doing some ✨actual archaeology✨ and learning something new to me: helping with Cambridge Archaeological Unit’s augur survey at Flag Fen. I’ve never done coring before and it is so cool!

Written by a doctor at St Thomas' Hospital, London after the Tommy Robinson march on 13/9.

imagine getting qt dunked by ed davey. unrecoverable. you’re furious and he is serenely going down a log flume in bognor regis.

Musk is inciting violence on London's streets.Tommy Robinson is financed by US tech bros. These are all very direct attempts to destabilise the British state. Starmer needs to stand up to this. A government that doesn't defend its country's values against these blatant attacks is not doing its job.

“On the advance” The thing that worried me the most when I covered a far right protest the other week is how happy they were. Because they believe they’re winning

The worst possible message emerging in British politics is "We'll tolerate jobless serial criminals if, and only if, they are being racist".

Would be nice to have a govt that even just does the bare minimum of saying these people are bad instead of pandering to them

UK papers that published the bullet nonsense about trans people despite going to print after the rumour was dismissed...

Three uk newspapers have front pages claiming the trans ideology markings on the bullet!! So irresponsible! No lessons learnt!

AND there will be faience scarab biscuits, basbousa, kunafa (the mixed nuts kind, not the cream cheese kind), vegan chocolate brownies, and vegan and gluten-free apple crumble bars available in the bake sale!

every time there's political violence discourse i think about how jo cox was assassinated in broad daylight by a fascist who shouted "britain first" as he shot her, and now nine years later her party is dedicating every moment in power to placating the ideology of her murderer

Timeline cleanse: Little Mari kicking some autumn leaves (they have started becoming kick worthy amount’s recently)

Great that they’re doing this project but this stuff should not be volunteer work. Pay people. “But we don’t have money!” Yeah I know, us either, tax the rich

*Bake Off theme music plays ominously in the background*

Yes it could be argued that keeping up with world events is important but alternatively can I interest you in hugging an ancient mossy boulder that looks like a face and quietly listening while it tells you stories from centuries cloaked in mist.

Tlingit artist Nicholas Galanin, “Architecture of return, escape (The British Museum)”, a deerskin map a floor plan of the British Museum and possible escape routes for various Indigenous cultural belongings held there.

GO OFF LORD GRANTHAM

Timeline cleanse

I remember my granny, who experienced a mind-bending amount of technological change in her 1932 – 2016 life, being surprised that she could easily recognise the woodworking tools from Lahun (c. 1880 BCE) on display in Manchester Museum because they were so similar to my granddad’s tools.

Could someone in the UK please do the exactly same thing?

We stopped off at Dunham Massey probably about ten years ago and the only thing I remember is that the café had takeaway National Trust cake, which more places should do!

Ammut is going to need a nice long nap and possibly a couple of Rennies.

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A double rainbow to bless your timeline 🌈

You can’t put a minimum income threshold for refugees if you have banned asylum seeking people from working. You can’t expect kids fleeing a warzone to have school level English. And none of this will “stop the boats.” You need safe routes. Honestly, they can’t find anyway to defend this.

Went to shopping centre and they'd set up an Ancient Egypt kids' play activity with a pyramid to loot, a sarcophagus to open, and plastic pith helmets to wear while despoiling.

Starmer saying that protesters are worried for the safety of their children and not saying their kids aren’t actually at risk is disgusting. Horrible little man

is it only asylum seekers our Labour Prime Minister would object to living next to or would the sentiment apply to black and brown people in general? if merely the former, would he like to explain how he knows people he sees, say, in the street, actually are asylum seekers and not citizens?

A representative of the British state broadcaster and its nominally left-wing Prime Minister both fulsomely supporting the idea that refugees are a risk to "our daughters". The fascists own the discourse, and if our institutions aren't entirely fash yet they soon will be.

You absolute loser