SOME BULLSHIT BREWING. US MARKETS CLOSED TMRW. Pentagon Pizza Report: Several pizzerias nearby the Pentagon are reporting above average traffic. Extreme Pizza and Wiseguy Pizza are both right across from the Pentagon. As of 1:46pm ET

It seems we just bombed some residential buildings in an attempt to kill a former diplomat who was trying to facilitate negotiations. A civilian trying to *end* hostilities, surrounded by other civilians in their homes. We are completely lost.

Trump: We can't take care of daycare. We're a big country, we have 50 states, all these people, we're fighting wars. It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these things

No, fuck you. You don’t get to suddenly decide that copyright matters when folks suddenly have access to the source code of your spicy autocomplete due to your own incompetence.

“.. a glaring admission from Trump, who confessed point-blank that he thinks the government’s only responsibility is to fund the military.” @newrepublic.com newrepublic.com/post/208523/...

Deliberately attacking civilian infrastructure without apparent military value is a war crime. Shouldn't be surprising since America elected a war crimes advocate, who in his first term pardoned convicted war criminals, and in his second made the public champion of those war criminals SecDef.

Bondi's firing is nice for an easter gift, but she's still on my list until she's behind bars and until then, let us not forget this bop: youtu.be/Q71Xb1Sd86M?... #lockherup #crime #thedow #over50thou #howisthedow

Uber CEO Dara Khosrowshahi hopes to incorporate Tesla Robotaxis one day. On Wednesday, Khosrowshahi outlined that Uber was already in partnerships with 20 different companies in the autonomous driving space, including Alphabet Inc., Nvidia Corp., WeRide Inc., Pony AI Inc. and more.

Sorry but in what world has Trump been "intently focused on making sure Iran never had the nuclear fuel in hand to build a nuclear weapon," let alone for the last decade? He withdrew from the JCPOA to spite Obama, and because it was what every Republican wanted him to do.

The national chief of the Border Patrol, Michael Banks, was known among colleagues for taking regular trips abroad to engage in sex with prostitutes, six current and former Border Patrol employee said. www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/investi...

I mean, good, but it’s still a sign of profound dysfunction if this isn’t 9-0. A justice who will sign off on this is effectively announcing there’s nothing too flagrantly unconstitutional to get their blessing if a Republican president does it.

If all goes according to plan, in a few hours, a crew of astronauts will begin a journey that will take them on a loop around the moon. Here's a video that NASA put together to help people visualize the journey through space, first orbiting the earth before looping around the moon and flying home 🔭

CREATION Happy April Fool's Day! xkcd.com/3227/

Grammy-award-winning singer Lucy Dacus is performing at Millennium Park this July with the Chicago Philharmonic. blockclubchi.co/4cjWThF

Sauer’s argument had a resentful “excuse me, but I was told that you were on our side, and that it didn’t matter that our arguments were stupid” tone.

The billionaire private owners of General Atomics (maker of the MQ-9) and Trump supporters Neal and Linden Blue thank Trump and America for their support. That's a guaranteed $480 million reorder, minimum.

That's the tiny fist of American Might right there #fistlet "Officials from Saudi Arabia, UAE, Kuwait & Bahrain have conveyed in private conversations that they do not want the military operation to end until there are significant changes in the Iranian leadership or... 🧵 apnews.com/article/trum...

new Bloomberg piece: "The contours of a more formal system are now emerging, based on the accounts of multiple multiple people with knowledge of the situation, speaking on condition of anonymity as they aren’t authorized to talk to the media. Ship operators have to... 🧵 archive.is/202604011643...

Sauer just had to say that slaves had an "intent to remain" in the US. Motherfucker WHAT??

If you were wondering how the class field trip went

Hey did everyone see Clavicular get his ass beat after he challenged a cancer survivor leftist to a jujitsu match, who said as he was choking him out ‘this is for all the bullshit I gotta watch on my fucking feed’… we need more of this not more podcasts

True. Reported this earlier today.

wish SCOTUS would examine "a well regulated militia" with the granularity they are debating "domicile"

Dear @mayorofchicago.bsky.social, So 7k city parcels listed today, 600 vacant lots, & 55 ARE GOING TO BE AFFORDABLE HOUSING. FFS, you listed 11 more side yard-eligible parcels than AHUs!!! This whole portal exists to create more affordable housing. FIX THIS. chicago.suntimes.com/news/2026/03... 🧵

Genius Group, which delivers AI-powered learning & acceleration programs to individuals, enterprises, & governments, has sold all of its BTC reserves to fully repay its $8.5M debt, they announced today. The firm plans a future rebuild of its #BTC treasury when market conditions are more favorable.

Public comments wanted ✊ The Treasury Department has officially kicked off the effort to implement the GENIUS Act with the release of a notice of proposed rulemaking. 60 day comment period, 87-page rule. Complete rule: punchbowl.news/wp-content/u...

That’s one hell of a cover…..

native americans determined to not be birthright citizens; deported back to america

This. The court may even pair the release of the ruling in favor of birthright citizenship with the one gutting the Voting Rights Act, and the usual suspects will proclaim it’s a sign of moderation

Don't get me wrong: I'm relieved that this case is shaping up as either 8-1 or 7-2 against the Trump executive order. But the case is a gift to the Supreme Court. By rejecting an outlandish position, it will earn credibility as apolitical, even as the Overton window moves far to the right.

It’s actually possible to write headlines that don’t obscure who did what. Thanks, AP.

When the birthright citizenship decision comes out, people will say it could never have gone any other way, that the law was obvious. But the mere fact that SCOTUS took on the case is evidence enough that we are living in a time of democratic precarity.

So what this describes is ethnic cleansing www.nytimes.com/2026/04/01/w...

Just so you understand, this is as if you prepared for argument in front of a panel that included Cookie Monster, and Cookie Monster asked you a question about cookies, and you had not thought about cookies in advance.

Fart Zuckerturd texting Felon Husk offering DOGE help is so on brand. The thought of all that unethical data access prob got him all chubbed up, he had to shoot his shot. "Looks like DOGE is making progress," the Meta CEO texted. "I've got our teams on alert..." www.engadget.com/big-tech/mar...

US MILITARY OFFICIALS ARE PLANNING POTENTIAL GROUND ASSAULTS INSIDE IRAN, INCLUDING TARGETING KHARG ISLAND AND SEIZING ENRICHED URANIUM SITES - THE ATLANTIC, CITING PEOPLE FAMILIAR WITH THE MATTER THOSE FAMILIAR WITH THE OPTIONS SAID PUTTING US TROOPS INSIDE IRAN WOULD RANK AMONG THE MOST DANGEROUS

The US has lost 16 MQ-9 Reaper drones since the war on Iran began, including two more this week near Isfahan, sources told @jimlaporta.bsky.social. A single Reaper drone can cost around $30 million. The remotely piloted aircraft are used for intelligence, surveillance, and reconnaissance

Wee Donnie will indeed be waddling over to the Supreme Court oral arguments tomorrow stinking up yet another courtroom with his rancid bodily output, loud breathing, and spitty slurred rambling #crime #adultdiapers #elderlynews

BREAKING Trump’s executive order directing federal agencies to stop funding NPR and PBS is “unlawful and unenforceable,” a federal judge ruled. Doc buff.ly/WcnQN4A

She is just completely making this up. No such chair exists.

i swear this gov is a TV show. the head of intelligence got hacked and used his real name for a porn account. the head of dept of war accidentally texted war plans to a journalist. and now former head of homeland security grappling with husband's secret cross-dressing double life in anti-LGBTQ admin

www.microsoft.com/en-us/micros... is it good to build an entire economy and software infrastructure on this

The fact that Trump is going to oral arguments to pressure the justices to acquiesce to his attempted nullification of a constitutional amendment and create a stateless class for the first time since the civil war, illustrates what is really at the core of the Trump project and it isn’t tariffs.

Can we just unplug the whole internet for 30 secs "Meta is acquiring Moltbook, the social network for AI agents that went viral earlier this year, and will be bringing platform creators Matt Schlicht and Ben Parr into the fold as part of its Meta Superintelligence Lab." gizmodo.com/mark-zuckerb...

Fart Zuckerturd texting Felon Husk offering DOGE help is so on brand. The thought of all that unethical data access prob got him all chubbed up, he had to shoot his shot. "Looks like DOGE is making progress," the Meta CEO texted. "I've got our teams on alert..." www.engadget.com/big-tech/mar...

Doordash is investing in Also, a micromobility vehicle company, Also. Its first consumer product is the $3,500 TM-B e-bike... Seemingly more tailored to DoorDash's needs is the TM-Q. This 4-wheeled EV is designed to haul cargo while still fitting in bike lanes. #no www.engadget.com/transportati...

Anthropic stored all the content for its website, such as blog posts, images, & documents, in a central system that was accessible without a login. Anyone with technical knowledge could send requests...asking it to return information about the files it contains. www.removepaywall.com/search?url=h...

"trans ideology is a sickness." [reads the news] "people's personal affairs are none of our business and we should talk about immigration"

Zero chance this thing isn't Musk-level bigoted #persona "...2,456 source files expose 269 verification checks offered to government customers, including checks for whether a face looks “suspicious,” and two parallel systems for politically exposed persons (PEPs)." 🧵 cybernews.com/privacy/pers...