First night with my windows open because I disconnected the thermostat to patch that wall before installing a Nest. This building is so close to the sea that it’s basically naturally bug-proof. Flying insects don’t thrive in sea breezes. Beaches are just not their habitat.

I like Evan Williams but once every five years or so you’ll get a bottle that just doesn’t taste right. It’s not like beer or wine where poor storage is the obvious solution. The only possibility is you just caught product from the worst part of the warehouse that didn’t age correctly.

The descent from Joe the Plumber to DoorDash Grandma tracks the downfall of labor domestically. In this essay I will…

Whatever this is, it ain’t gonna be good.

This corny team probably gonna start selling Gerber at Boog’s.

Rs are running an innuendo campaign, suggesting that there might be dirt about Gallego and Swalwell so he needs to open all his files to prove there isn't. One fake accusation I saw is that RG appears in a video of Swalwell and an underaged sex worker.

Oh my what a Schlapp in the face this is

One thing I’ve been struggling with so far living in Miami is not knowing how fancy a place is. How much do you think this bed in a furniture store costs?

Oh.

That woman who delivered McDonald’s to the White House today: did she receive a tip and how much was it?

Like, why can’t a reporter say “why would you post yourself as a doctor?” These lies are so damn lazy.

Early 90’s YT Vid of Conan interviewing Hunter S. Thompson and there is absolutely no question about whose cultural legacy held up better or is more secure. Clowning the old gun but for laffs.

Here’s the difference between me and Donald Trump: Trump hates Springsteen and I hate Van Morrison. Trump spouts off that Springsteen is ‘bad’ because he’s probably never turned on a radio in 80 years. I gotta admit that Van Morrison had it. No matter how far he’s fallen from God’s Grace.

This is a Bluesky Original all timer.

Never heard of this account before but it’s just a clearinghouse for charity scams. Like Shaun King on steroids. Maybe the single worst poster on here.

There’s a waterfront bar at the Doubletree right by me which means if I don’t stay at a Hilton within a calendar quarter I can go run up a free $50 bar tab on my Surpass card for the statement credit.

My wife and kids have threatened to leave me over my obsession with horse racing. And they're off!

It’s all “Free Luigi” until paper towels cost $50 a roll. Fuck this guy any anyone who supports him.

Take a shot every time a YouTuber points at the corner and says check out this video then forgets to put the card into the video in post. 😂 Happens so often now.

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These people on HGTV (suburban Texas) built a giant custom home 11 years ago and it’s still basically unfurnished. It looks like all hand me downs, no accent pieces, etc. Now they’re talking about custom cabinets and soundproofing… buy a damn lamp!

thedeepdive.ca/amanda-ungar... Yup, sure looks that way.

CNN cooking up Me Too stuff against Swalwell on a Friday night while he’s running for governor stinks to high heaven. We’ve seen this pattern before. They tried to put it on Joe Biden with a Russian Op.

Very cool. Miami Beach made this 6 feet outside FDOT’s jurisdiction on city land. Fuck Ron DeSantis and the rest of the bigots in the GOP.

I love baseball

Melania strongly denying she was friends with Stormy Daniels.

I’ve always sensed/known this but it’s a great discussion of this particular MLB bugaboo. Only thing I’d add is Tony Clark is cooked so maybe there’s room for improvement.

Just got a Chase Freedom Unlimited which offers 3x at drugstores. The nearest Walgreens has a separated liquor store but it codes as a drugstore. So I can get 3x on booze now without doing something goofy like using a shopping portal to bulk order at Total Wine.

J at work said vaping caused her cousin's knee to hurt so bad he lost his job at carvana

He’s telling the biggest lie I’ve ever heard right to my face and I know it but gotta run with it… HUGE SCOOP!

No-no watch and it’s the good kind.

City Connect this, Truist Club that… how about a John Waters Bobblehead for his 80th? Let him toss the first pitch. Run movie clips between innings. Use that new scoreboard to screen Hairspray after the game. Give the people what they want goddamnit.

It took the full weight of the US military to rescue two pilots and they lost like 6 units doing it and these ding dings still think they can just go kidnap uranium from under a mountain.

Two’s a trend. And, trust me I have been involved in hundreds of IPO’s over multiple decades, it’s not for altruistic reasons. They already sense a lack of institutional demand and are looking to dump bags on retail.

Sorry but I’m just not feeling good about the Orioles. Opening Day shine has worn off. Broadcasting 2 pm games and falling behind the White Sox. Why would I watch this??

“in these days of evil Presidentes” Bruce Springsteen sings the Clash—Working for the Clampdown” Los Angeles

Calling it now: Trump is going to watch Iran control the strait and stew about it and start making moves to threaten Panama.

Nothin better than wearing your shiny solid gold cross earring onto the field to start the weirdest fucking baseball fight in history. Braves Angels in Anaheim. Give me a break.

Apparently all it took for Ron DeSantis to remember his deep love for Tampa Bay baseball was for the team to be purchased by a guy who'd donated $250K to his campaign!

If the Orioles are gonna offer a free public transit promotion they should make sure the goddamn light rail is working. If people get on and see single track service that takes hours the promo does more harm than good.

I hadn't seen this before. This is pretty remarkable. Earth and Moon in one NASA photo. ht @astrokatie.com

DuckDuckGo search is getting rapidly enshittified. Searching for a type of store and 13 of the top results are Yelp. Yelp is past its time and we’d all be better off if it just disappeared.

I didn’t realize I was getting Sunday Night Baseball with YouTube TV. It’s “NBCSN” showing the Peacock broadcast.

The new tax deduction for overtime pay is working overtime.

Just filed my taxes and can confirm: the “no tax on overtime” thing is bullshit.

Wow Alberta’s cussing that ump good. Don’t need to be an expert lip reader for that one.

I’m betting that Trump actually is in the hospital but it’s a pre-planned surgery and not a health emergency. They timed it for a holiday weekend. Trump plans to be out of the hospital and doing war crimes on Tuesday.

One thing I haven’t heard discussed in baseball broadcasts is that the data is out there on umpires. If they consistently miss low or whatever, you can have a clubhouse meeting and say “we’re liberal on low strikes today. Don’t challenge high.”

If Trump dies in office JD Vance will definitely invite the pope to the White House and the answer is gonna be

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