They’re going to withdraw his nomination to avoid prolonged embarrassment on TV but they won’t fire him. They’ll quietly promote him as soon as they get the chance.

Wanna feel old? This is the Rizzler today.

Call me old fashioned, but I think if you’re a reporter for the paper of record and you don’t have living memory of the world before the ACA you should read something about it before shitposting,

Bar Rescue should do an AI Taffer now that he only works part time. I don’t care how fake it is, it’s a good bit.

Accusing Israel here relies on you believing Hamas 100%. Not the UN or an NGO, Hamas.

George Bush and John McCain could actually fly jets. Trump can’t even drive a car.

This attitude of “all Mainers are dirtbags, but I mean it as a compliment” is horseshit and not going to be looked on kindly by the median voter there.

Hell yeah baby! Burn in Hell you evil motherfucker. A glorious day for the city of Baltimore! 🎉🥳🍾

I wrote a story that pubbed today about the illegal, dangerous, and damaging activity happening in Yosemite while the park is left open but half-staffed due to the gov shutdown. I was surprised when the DOI asked me to issue a correction. They've also called for retractions from other publications.

The movie theater? Hell no. I’m going down to the bar to see One Bottle After Another.

Fuck you for trying to both sides this for clout. Out party isn’t full of Nazis. Go fuck yourself.

Running list of GOP congressmen Mike Johnson has never met and knows nothing about: Cory Mills Dave Taylor

Did the drink cart run out of vodka?

Just throwing it out there that if Joe Biden had won he would have almost certainly retired within 6 months to become a full time cancer patient.

extremely disturbing read. during this ceasefire, Hamas has launched an incredibly violent campaign against Palestinians it views as traitors or insufficiently loyal, including a series of public executions independently verified by journalists. no way in hell they are going to disarm next year.

Mike Johnson, the US House speaker and second in line to the presidency: “Son, in the name of accountability, I jerked off to the AI porn sexts 4 times this week. I ask Christ’s forgiveness.”

Important to keep in mind these “young” Republicans are like 35. Very grown ass adults.

Everyone shut up and stop making news so that every Young Republican being openly racist can get the attention it deserves.

Probably the coldest take I ever saw on here was “Why aren’t you as mad about Karen Attiah as Jimmy Kimmel” Lady, we all already quit the post. We can’t quit twice!

Sainfeld episode where George is in a fancy restaurant and balks at the price of lobster. It’s $25.

More obnoxious and bad than any big truck you can name.

One of my shipmates from Mississippi tried to hit me today with “You can’t even walk down the street in New Orleans!” Since we’re working and have to be together for months I was pretty diplomatic before finding an excuse to walk away. But like, sorry you’re such a pussy crippled by fear.

Someone should ask Trump on camera what’s in the “Trump Ceasefire Plan.”

In the Baltimore Sun today we ask Governor Wes Moore to cancel Avelo Airlines' contract with BWI Thurgood Marshall Airport. He can do it today. It doesn't require the assembly. It will help stop ICE & help our patients and neighbors. Please share widely. www.baltimoresun.com/2025/10/11/w...

Was gonna reply to an innocuous post with this image but since everyone here is up their own ass about receiving replies you get to see it context-free.

This is interesting because it’s a tiny window on what happens on the ground when the IDF withdraws from an area. This sort of reporting has been missing for two full years. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Thinking about where I might want to travel when I’m done sailing in January/February and Greece is *cheap* cheap. Maybe just be island hopping all winter.

Sorry but this is corny AF. It’s creeping into cash-grab territory that only KISS dared to wade into at their peak.

You would think it might occur to a few Republicans in the senate “if Trumps indicts Comey and Bolton he might indict me if he’s in a bad mood.” And yet!

Espero el NFL nunca elige un otro cantante en inglés de nueva. Y quiero las advertencias en español también.

People can’t handle hearing a cuss word or two. Meanwhile the army is marching into cities. Grow the fuck up this is nothing. There’s nothing here. It’s more Politico shittery. www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

Trump about to tweet out a 9000% tariff on all costumes and masks except Punisher neck gaiters.

I don’t think my father, Pope Leo the 16th, would be too pleased to hear about you shooting me in the head with mace.”

Not the point of this post but these are about the fattest fucks I’ve ever seen in a uniform one week after Hegseth called every General on the carpet just to say “no fatties.”

A new kind of person to block on here is the ‘jury nullification strategist.’ 1. Don’t suggest people commit felonies. That’s bad. 2. Many of the crimes that ICE is committing are on video and should be very easy to prove to an impartial jury.

All the people fighting with the owners of this site are not nearly as cool, funny, insightful, righteous, etc as they think. Most of them seem to suck pretty bad tbh.

Rare photo of CC in his drinking days.

I hope this spurs the DOD to stop giving the NFL millions and millions every year. Let people see that those flyovers and “tributes” are all paid ads.

Gonna open up a record store in downtown Nashville so I can spend all day every day telling tourist girlies “We’re out of Showgirl. Buy this instead.”

You can’t say you want the facility closed and then complain when it closes. Get real.

Happy Hawktuahtober to all who celebrate 💧

Six monkey pall bearers or I don’t want it. abcnews.go.com/Internationa...

This is clickbait. Sales are restricted to New York & surrounding states to fight scalping. It’s nothing about or against Canadians. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

That’s the kind of performance that earns your GM a secret promotion.

(*in the Rule 5 Draft)

Sick of this genre of tweet. We get a decisive victory against a company as shitty as Sinclair and every too-online jerkoff is like “why can’t you do that with everything???” Why don’t you go fight the army in person dickhead?

New auto block on this app: using the terms “porn artist” kink artist etc. Get over yourselves.

Sick of this shit what the fuck does a 70 year old society page bitch know about dating apps?

If you ever wanted to go live the dream in one of the best locations in America it’s on sale now.

BREAKING: Florida cop treated for autism after exposure to tylenol during traffic stop