2 Things we’re not doing: Calling each other Comrade, Hyping Kamala. Jesus Christ get your life together.

No, we have tried this before. They’re a bunch of racist hillbillies. The last ones with any sense had moved to the suburbs by like 2008.

Andrew Tate and Jake Paul losing the same weekend. Sad.

Before we make any real move toward single payer we need to insure that medicine is entirely divided from politics, and another Trump can’t pull any of this shit.

YEP. THEY CALLED ME "KID GORGEOUS." LATER ON, IT WAS "KID PRESENTABLE" THEN "KID GRUESOME" AND FINALLY, "KID JAKE."

I have a theory that this is the most-watched movie in history. More people have seen it than any other film. A combination of being out many decades, being outstanding, and being televised yearly when people are most likely to watch.

The White House has been caught. The administration inserted a photo of Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, and Diana Ross into the Epstein files and falsely implied it showed them with victims. In reality, it’s a publicly available fundraiser photo featuring Jackson and Ross’s own children.

Baz to the Bone 💀

These guys are so obscure, they need a name tag at the family reunion

They must acquire him. It’s the greatest Baltimore Accent athlete name of all time.

if it makes you feel any better now nothing in germany is named after hitler except for the bunker he died in

David Brooks: you idiots with your high school diplomas are too dumb to know sopressata from capicollo, but not me. Epstein serves it at his house all the time. We have blue cheese olives and the little peppers, all that good shit.

Good morning to everyone on Bsky except this guy, who walks, talks and quacks like an FBI agent.

Mid-December 1980 at Zoogie’s, formerly known as Jay’s Longhorn. From the Twin Cities Reader, December 10, 1980. Black Flag 45 years ago today, on December 16th.

We need to move off the idea that anyone with anything but a spotless record is a “criminal.” Something like a DUI, which they’re going after hard: yes it’s bad but 1 DUI ten years ago doesn’t equate you with being MS-13.

Democrats everywhere need to introduce resolutions honoring the Reiners. If Charlie-ass Kirk gets a resolution then that’s what we’re doing now.

A lot of bad news in the world now but at least Honk Shoo season is upon us.

He’s a nepo baby. It’s not that complex.

It was good to march with the local letter carrier union down Lake Street between two post offices to support their ICE off postal property demand. It was a good group of people for a morning that never got above zero.

Reading the news daily it’s clear that the whole government lies like Trump now. Just straight up “the sky is green” type shit. To anyone and everyone.

What face do you think people are making when they see your profile?

Kirk’s widow looks like she’s about to morph into Paula Deen any day now.

I think something under-commented on in discourse about china is not only the scale of contemporary development, but also the starting point of that development -- this is what chongqing looked like in the 1940s, certainly less developed than a comparable US city of its population at that time

I hope he (illegally) cuts all funds to Indiana. Let them be the first to learn the hard way.

El oso polar es muy emocionado de venir a Baltimore.

I genuinely believe the editors of the Baltimore Brew wake up every morning, look at portraits of JFK & MLK and say ‘the fight for justice continues!’ Then open their email and say “Which 70 year old NIMBYs are being injusticed today??”

The #RedSox are free and able to trade for Ryan Mountcastle at any time.

Some people think the perfect baseball player is exactly 25 years old and will sign for exactly $13.5M a year. Any older or more money than that and your team is getting poor value from a guy who will be a cripple before the end of his contract.

Look, y’all owed us one after Matt Harvey 🤣

Turns out that when your endorsement is from the guy who sent goon squads to kidnap your neighbors… people don’t like that.

Josh Marshall is absolutely right about this as a matter of constitutional restoration BUT ALSO You can't do ANY of the "kitchen table" agenda EITHER without abolishing the power of the six corrupt GOP justices. They'll kill any good Dem policy (eg student loan forgiveness) just to watch it die.

Idiots who would rather yell at democrats than do literally anything productive.

Was looking around at condos in Manhattan just to see and decent studios are somewhat attainable. The thing that really sets them apart and keeps rents astronomical is every building has a door staff and live in super so condo fees start at like $1600 a month.

They should do a fan vote for all the guys in the baseball HOF and all the eligibles. Make it huge. Bigger than all star voting, bigger than every Reddit thread combined. Let’s really know by the wisdom of crowds who belongs and who doesn’t.

I hate stories like this. 1: there are acne solutions. It’s not a new problem. 2: she didn’t get a master’s in chemistry and invent a solution. She slapped her name on an already existing formula.

This is the guy that’s gonna host an awards show for KISS and Stallone. www.npr.org/2024/10/15/g...

Cooperstown is out of the way and takes significant effort and expense to visit. And frankly I don’t want to go back there to look at like, Carlos Delgado and Dale Murphy.

My son, who just happens to be related to one of the most powerful people in Hollywood and can buy and sell your ass, is an editor.

If he’s that gettable the Orioles should just go do it.

Getting the sense that the block-long line in front of the Soho New York or Nowhere store is mostly comprised of people from “nowhere”

Tell us about Pearl Harbor Day Grandma!

Tom Hall out as Midday host on WYPR 🙌 Maybe they can get someone not boring AF for a change. Boot the theater critic too.

Like, you know what? We’re not doing a Trump portrait. He’s not laying in the rotunda when he croaks. Let NPR call it “norm shattering” or whatever. Fuck these people forever. We won’t forgive or forget any of this.

This is like the platonic ideal of development. A project so good and righteous it’s as if it were designed in a lab to identify shitassed nimbys.

The boat strikes are illegal and everyone involved should go to prison but if your take is “crime is legal in international waters” you are beclowning yourself.

I want to see Tom Cotton flip a boat in open ocean. He can choose any sitting senator to help. Miserable piece of shit.

Real easy to go from ‘progressive upstart Aftyn Behn’ to ‘perennial candidate fringe lady Aftyn Behn.’ You run again you better win.

It's time for the Steelers to fire Mike Tomlin. I'm pretty loyal to coaches, but I no longer even think he's a good coach. His best years were when he was still working with Bill Cowher assistants, before he got full, unchecked control of all defensive & offensive schemes. It's been downhill since.