Tarik Skubal meeting Verlander in Lakeland…

Didn’t realize Alberta’s was from Remulak. dlvr.it/TQtxFG

pathetic levels off the charts

Nobody goes to a private island for lunch. Again I say: these motherfuckers can’t even lie good.

To Hell, mostly.

Tesla with the vanity plate “no carbs” F-150 King Ranch 3%er plate “USA 2ND” [ammendment] Some real joyless fucks driving around on these Florida streets.

Increasingly annoyed with restaurants that make you click into the ordering system to read the menu. Just show the damn menu no one has time for all this.

Lotta jokes about Kid Rock makes music for people who steal catalytic converters but like Not in my experience. Those guys listen to ICP & Tech9. Kid Rock is for guys who work normal jobs but inexplicably dress like they steal catalytic converters

Miami Marlin Andrew McCutcheon let’s make it happen.

Kid Rock Brutally Roasted for Lip Syncing Through TP USA’s ‘All-American’ Super Bowl Halftime Show: ‘More Egregious Than Ashlee Simpson’

Both teams pay for and produce a giant postgame party ahead of time. So the Pats will have to sit through a party being mad and thinking about how bad they sucked. Love that for them.

If I had to guess, someone just earned themselves a few hundred grand by streaking after betting someone would streak at the Super Bowl.

That’s what you all get for relentlessly clowning the Pro Bowl. At least Shedeur can find the end zone 😂

Bad Bunny throwing paper towels into the crowd would be a good bit.

Spent an average of $68 on hotel nights in the second half of 2025. Maximized a Choice promo and earned just above 16,500 points/night over 10 nights.

Permite la gente que me odio ser mis meseros por la mesa de éxito.

Would love to see Bananaball develop an old timey team. Catcher in a top hat! You can’t beat it.

Fuck boat propellers all my homies hate boat propellers

I figured out how to fly with a 60 pound bag for free.

Turns out you can just casually pick up a great seat for Marlins opening day for $50.

If you’re going to blame a staffer for making racist posts how about a little transparency: name the staffer. Confirm their firing. These assholes lie all day and they can’t even lie good by now.

If you book online and then immediately cancel they give you a $100 promo code. It occurs to me they’ll probably let me split this onto 3 Chase cards. Might save as much as $250 from the $1115 original quote.

They killed more than 100 people. Stop putting him on TV or taking him seriously.

Interesting article on the current state of the music scene, which I’m sure is similar in every city. There’s a few ideas in here but not a whole lot about what that can do differently to increase revenue.

The Pro Bowl is short for Prole Bowl. I celebrated the win by valorously setting a dumpster on fire

Democrats now say Republicans have established a precedent when it comes to Congress' ability to subpoena and haul in past presidents and family members under threat of criminal charges — thanks to how Republicans threatened the Clintons — and they plan to use it against Trump.

The Washington Post died the day they refused to publish an endorsement of Kamala, today is the body hitting the floor.

Some dummy trudging back to basic economy in a Make Heaven Crowded hat. This is what you want heaven to be like? 33E?!?

As a TWIC holder this is very scary. Could be out of a career because some dickhead cop adds you to a database illegally.

Bravo. There's a lot of leverage out there if you look for it.

With ICE running rampant my man is overdue for a comeback

Feels like Amtrak is delayed at least half the times I try to ride. Not even going to reach my destination today. I’m kind of forced to give up on it entirely if this is the level of service offered.

Regular reminder that People’s Power Assembly are literal communist agitators and not to be trusted. If you get arrested doing some dumb shit behind their banner you are really on your own.

This league is simply not ready for Samuel Basallo. 😎

First look I’ve seen at how Southwest’s new boarding is going. Seems bad.

Have to buy a new windshield soon and just found a Chase offer for Safelite for $50 cash back. That’s a nice coupon for something I was gonna buy anyway.

let me get this straight, the state of Washington elected someone who rode a tall bike to national office and are only just now figuring out that she's weird and untrustworthy

Zipcar was essential for me at one time. Then it went downhill. Take six pictures before you pick it up! Take six more pictures when you drop it off! Pay extra for everything! Sorry that people are losing their jobs, but not surprised. www.bizjournals.com/boston/news/...

No you heard wrong. It’s a Nell Carter statue. Respect to the legend.

“For a full list, scan this QR code” fucking really? that’s how we’re going to do Todd Snider, Steve Cropper, David Johansen and Joe Ely?

I say again: it’s time for cities to tear up every street surrounding federal buildings. Turn them into giant trenches. Ongoing road work until 2028.

If you think you can write a better song than Bruce Springsteen you’re welcome to try. Until you succeed stop shitting on people trying to do good.

Texas Democrats be like...

You know what? If ICE isn’t gonna be abolished this moment then rural Ohio is a good place for them. Don’t come crawling to old Sherrod Brown for help.

"MPR News has learned that the police chief in the small southern Minnesota city of St. Peter intervened Thursday afternoon to prevent federal immigration agents from arresting a local resident" who had been observing federal agents. www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...

They’re not even pretending to say “targeted enforcement” anymore. They’re just promising to attack citizens.

I wish that the Joliet Slammers were an affiliated minor league team for one of the Chicago teams just so that whenever a prospect got called up from there, he could be introduced as, “A recent graduate from the charm school in Joliet.”

I’m forced to ask why Don Lemon didn’t simply bite the dicks of all the ICE guys?