baltimore symphony orchestra you all are incredible. my kid had the BEST time!

devin is an ANGEL and i'm always glad to see him on his way to his teaching job. truly one of the kindest people, and we don't really know each other!

please share if you’re able!

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on a “hike”

i’ve been thinking which is never good

I wonder how many of these men—who are so quick to claim longtime knowledge of Swalwell’s sexual violence—see that they’re part of the problem, too. (I don’t actually wonder that. Of course none of them do.)

good morning

The greed is wild. Apple is worth nearly $4 trillion but can't tolerate a single store with unionized workers because they're so against workers getting what they deserve.

It was pretty surreal watching the Artemis II splashdown on the gorgeous (2026) Daktronics LED board in Camden Yards. When Apollo 11 splashed down in 1969, it would’ve been impossible to see on Memorial Stadium’s (1954) Spencer Display Corporation electric combination scoreboard—which had no video!

cursor stopped working for me earlier and my first response was: “i don’t know how to code anymore” which is wrong. i do know how to code. i just will never code at cursor speed 😢

turnstile coachella ahhh i love my baltimore band

living out my indie sleaze trash dream by watching the xx at coachella tonight

"In order to render the strange logic of dreams, Freud quoted the old joke about the borrowed kettle: (1) I never borrowed a kettle from you, (2) I returned it to you unbroken, (3) the kettle was already broken when I got it from you."

and yet those same folks think they are allies. smh!

i swear to god my life is some type of silly and cruel joke on some days

3 miles done this morning and looking forward to another 3 this afternoon. this weather sustains me.

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cool! cool! 🆒

me at 3 crushing the half pipe my brother built in our backyard in baltimore city

I simply think that no American President and in fact no human being at all should ever have the capacity to destroy civilization and it is sheer madness that we exist in a world where this is possible even when that isn’t foremost in our minds and headlines

phew, a bit of a punch in the gut 🥹

i’m at a loss. do i go take a walk? do i try to have a normal day? nothing is normal.

“Acts or threats of violence the primary purpose of which is to spread terror among the civilian population are prohibited.” Geneva Convention Additional Protocol I and Department of Defense Law of War Manual, § 5.2.2

The president has gone fully insane, is threatening to commit genocide, and probably plunge the world into even greater chaos but we still have to go to work.

i feel absolutely run down by parenting and dealing with my own parents issues. on top of it my wife is sick and in bed all day. i feel so alone.

my wife has strep. i shared a drink with her yesterday. fuck!

This man should be nowhere near anything resembling leadership or power of any kind. ❗ Reminder to anyone out there advocating for the 25th: impeachment requires far fewer votes and does not include the compliance of his cabinet of sycophants.

i’m in a hotel bed with my not quite 3yo sleeping next to me and i’m sad and happy and in awe and not ready for her to grow up!!! it’s painful.

THIS. EXACTLY THIS.

what is this bizarre thing outside of my house

i think a sherwood gardens picnic sounds nice today

my almost 3 year old was playing with my phone and made videos and sent them to random contacts and that’s why i don’t let her hold my phone. especially when it’s not in airplane mode. lesson (re)-learned.

ok the new acela trains are cute and fast and first class is so nice

i was really not expecting the belle and sebastian moment during oh, mary last night. my head spun for a moment lol.

might as well

Someone sent me this.

“shame is an amalgam of sadness and rage. it cannot be outgrown, whatever the life coaches might claim, but it can be transformed into anger.” - frederic gros

How on Earth are we letting this guy stay in office??? It's national suicide to not get this guy out of office ASAP. Where are the grown-ups who were supposed to be in charge???

hi friend

i feel deranged. i need to run like 6 miles to get this crazy energy out of me tomorrow.

i’ll be in nyc for one night this week. is there anywhere worth eating in fidi, i don’t think ill have much energy to go too far beyond my hotel.

true gratitude for the way i met my new friends in a meet cute way and now our kids have played together every weekend for almost 2 years

Pete Alonso IS using Birds by Turnstile as his walk up music!!!

god damn i love baseball

proof of life happy opening day

i’m exhausted. my kid isn’t getting to sleep until after 9:30 pm which means no decompressing time for me. need to find ways to take care of myself, that are beyond running and going to the gym

ugh. my hypochondria showed up today and i’m spiraling

my kid (almost 3) is sleeping in her big kid bed for the first time tonight. she didn’t fall asleep until 10:40pm i sure hope this gets better lol