first wedding dance to "two little hitlers" by elvis costello

rowdy chocolate lab bodyslammed by fed-ex driver

it just wants food man

Free time has been an increasingly rare commodity around here these days, but I finally finished this drawing I'd started back in February, inspired by the @nin.com rock & roll concert I was privileged to attend. What a great show.

The Dirty Bubble got Jim Harbaugh

everyone that was in charge of the lighting in subnautica 2 deserves a little treat

Baking pizza and listening to 24K Magic while nude

Financing my mail order bride

I think I peaked in Kindergarten

Today, I bring an extremely rough sketch of a grapple pilot from Titanfall 2 I may not be very good at the game, but it’s still one of my favorite games ever 👽

We see you, Kevin Brown 🖤 www.reddit.com/r/nin/commen...

This would make for a great one-act play.

I don't think yelling "FUCK YOU!!!" Into a mirror repeatedly is healthy for you

The Purple Guy's head explodes in South Dakota

congratulations silent hill f and silent hill 2

This is great, and reminded me of an unfinished game I started making in 2006 called "GEORGE BUSH SUPER ULTIMATE ADVENTURE" where you played as GWB during the Iraq war. In the first level you had to defeat journalists & protesters outside Bush's ranch. Love how nothing ever changes in this country.

Baking pizza and listening to 24K Magic while nude

Hey Siri, is there fluoride in Powerade?

Sore Fuckmann New York, Passenger Arrival Lists (Ellis Island), 1892-1925

Fred (Figglehorn) yaoi

The Green Mile (1999) is about. The hulk

Hop on words with friends

*Points at a random bridge* "That's where Dylan Klebold died."

THEY KILLED HAMMER?!?!?!?

Hood Math Games

My fat ass could never work at a poop kitchen for the homeless

I think Hellwalker by Mick Gordon might be the best piece of music ever made

I actually think it's bad for the government to be surveilling its citizens inside their private vehicles, regardless of what veneer of legitimacy you try to put on top of it

Photo I found from my first LA apartment 20 years ago. Everything was going digital, people were starting to ditch their CD collections. I still loved having music physically represented in my space, but space was tight. So I made CD wallpaper; you could open each case to play albums from the wall.

do. the. fucking. research.

To simulate a prostate is to stimulate love

A cannon for shooting cows at people is a cowitzer

Sorry (not) about the feed spam, I decided to post my old tweets here for "archival purposes" (I want them to get popular potentially)

Wait. You’re sure? You’re positive? Darmok AND Jalad at Tenagra? Okay. I’m putting some things together now.

The Purple Guy's head explodes in South Dakota

How my head shrunk: a thread

Tucker Carl and Son's

I want my macaron ethnostate

THEY KILLED HAMMER?!?!?!?

Go to hell. Do NOT collect $200

Fucking Withered Foxy with his frame perfect rng

Scooby does what Scooby Doo

Muhungus Donahue

Trent Smelly is a real man

If (frisbee) {Good};