I did it. I added some Keystone Cops music to this:

I’m autistic. Not because of Tylenol. Not because of vaccines. Not because of some headline. I’m autistic because that’s how my brain works. Stop treating us like a problem. Start listening to us.

Meltdown on "Truth" Social in 5... 4... 3... 2...

BREAKING: Trump's border czar Tom Homan was investigated for accepting $50,000 from undercover FBI agents. Trump's DOJ shut it down. www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/t...

Isn’t this what the 2a folks have been preparing for?

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We have seen thousands of of immigrant arrests at workplaces, yet we haven’t seen a single arrest for violation of 8 U.S. Code § 1324a, knowingly employing illegal immigrants. White? I mean “Why?”

High road democrats aren’t bad people. They’re simply in denial about how dire things are. Or afraid. Or unable to meet the moment. Wish them well. Then vote them out. Fighters only.

This right here is the best take I’ve seen.

UPDATE: The Smithsonian's American History Museum has restored information about Trump's two impeachments to its display on U.S. presidential impeachments.

Courthouses are now ICE abduction traps. People are afraid to attend in-person immigration court dates. But there’s good news: you may be able to appear virtually instead. Follow this guide to check if you're eligible, request an online hearing, and keep your case on track.👇

Is #severence that good?

Definitely giving this my annual watch today. Trash FTW

Having a few whiskeys getting ready to meet @therealjoebob123.bsky.social at #spookyempire so hyped!!!

Ready for the early #nokings in #coralsprings #florida

I am in downtown Los Angeles right now and it is completely surreal to hear that Trump is sending Marines here. We are listening to mariachi music. People have dogs. There are teenagers here. It is utterly and completely peaceful. Please tell your friends.

Someone lock all the Dems in a room without their phones, so they don’t somehow get in the way of what’s happening

If Trump really wanted to destroy Harvard, he’d put Elon in charge of it

Cassocks are red Conclaves are dope Wake up babe we got a

Happy Easter!

My two boys

As time goes by I’m more convinced the world went to shit when Bowie died.

Holy shit we are a part of the axis of evil now.

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What is one simple act of resistance that will absolutely infuriate any authoritarian determined to make the world ignore pandemics and climate change? Wearing a mask.

Oh the sweet smell of turning the heat on for the first time in 11 months. Ugh.

Happy Festivus everyone. Always amazed this crazy episode birthed a real celebration that seems to be enjoyed by so many around the world. So may your feats be strong and your grievances few. Enjoy.

The best thing about Spotify is I’ve learned the lyrics for all the 70s and 80s songs I’ve been singing wrong my whole life.

Everyone knows who is running this show: President elect Musk. youtu.be/07KHdLsofbY?...

I have a dream to one day own a home with enough kitchen cabinetry to not have to store my cookware in the oven.

I’m going out on a limb here and gonna predict a tRump cabinet post for Assad

Assad can still stay in power if Mike Pence has the courage

Ukraine was invaded because the West allowed Assad & Russia to commit genocide in Syria; Syria is now being liberated because Ukraine refused to surrender to Russia or listen to the West's weak deesclation policies that only protect tyrants. A better world is possible and it's worth fighting for.

A Jennie-O Turkey float? That’s borderline inappropriate. Are they going to grind it into sausage after the parade?

Why is every fifth post telling me Monday is Bluesky repost day on Thursday?

The real story on Capitol Hill is the desire of GOP men to have transgender women in their bathrooms

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Do the magats know they’ve been mass blocked? I sure hope so. Sure is nice using effectively blocking. At the bad place I must have blocked Elmo a dozen times but still got his posts prominently displayed.

Living in south Florida I’ve seen at least five cybertrucks on the road in the past few months. Indicative of the level of stupid in Florida, I really need to get out of this state.

Discussing Bluesky migration in terms of liberal flight misses the simple fact that most people use social media for fun not influence and this platform, unlike X and cruddified Facebook, doesn’t feel like you’re wading through shit to reach your friends. It’s not that deep.

lol this app feels like everyone is slowly arriving at the same party, very wholesome feeling 😭😭😭

I’ve arrived at bluesky and already all the pup pictures make me and Koopa feel like it’s coming home. #dogsofbluesky