Award for funniest person without meaning to goes to my grandfather. I am visiting my grandparents and just now my Opa entered my room and very seriously told me, “Look this up and you’ll know which illness your mother has,” and just. handed me a note on which he had written the word “narcissist”

idk who needs to hear this but wear the loud color, buy the sweet treat, use the sparkly gel pen. Life is waaaaaay to short and you deserve to find joy wherever possible

getting emo in the club

never loved a man more

Oh my god I can doodle again I’m so free to frolic and shine

breakfast event

imagine if danandphilcrafts wasn’t demonic and was literally just the gaming channel but for crafts. dan vs phil needle felting. dan and phil are hookers: trying crochet for the first time. drawing each other with oil paints. sewing the pheal a little dress

sk8ter girl 🛹T 🛹4k 🛹“She can’t even keep herself on the board for longer than three minutes, what makes you think she could teach you?” “She looks hot,” Dani says, and PJ cackles. . “That’s not a qualification to teach someone how to skateboard,” he tells Dani. archiveofourown.org/works/61960150

I’m 90% pain by volume on this fine day. My back and neck and head are Killing me. Also, stomach cramps. Ouch

sk8ter girl 🛹T 🛹4k 🛹“She can’t even keep herself on the board for longer than three minutes, what makes you think she could teach you?” “She looks hot,” Dani says, and PJ cackles. . “That’s not a qualification to teach someone how to skateboard,” he tells Dani. archiveofourown.org/works/61960150

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you can make whatever you want forever.

oh my god i forgot to post the finished version of this on here. have an incredibly belated gay yuletide etc etc

medieval princess 🌸 E 🌸 1.5k 🌸 “I’m going to fuck a baby into you,” he tells Phil, feeling absolutely wild with the image of Phil pregnant. 🌸 archiveofourown.org/works/61928077

spent five hours writing. I need a new back and shoulder, because this one HURTS

RAWWR!! add me on msn >__< #danandphil #phanart

and that's why we don't stream #danandphil #phanart

chomp #danandphil #phanart

does anyone want to come put me down idk

reposting so it doesn't get lost in the thread and hopefully more people will see it and be able to help 📣🦆

merry christmas!! here’s some fetus dan sketches :D #phanart #danandphil

Dan playing bitchy gay hairdresser as an excuse to fondle his boyfriend 🙄 sure.

i may be obsessed . jus a little ..mornings with lucifer and sister daniel ,.

⛓️💀🧷 #phanart

Christmas fucking sucks I’m so fucking tired every goddamn year people trample over my boundaries until I cry and then insult me for crying while refusing to let me leave I am SO tired of this. How am I a fucking adult and still end up back here every year.

MERRY Christmas dear phannies! #phan #phanart

santa baby 🎄rated E 🎄3.4k 🎄roleplay & impact play 🎄“Tell me,” Dan purrs, “have you been nice or naughty this year?” Or: Dan dresses up in a sexy Santa outfit. They get kinky with it. 🎄 archiveofourown.org/works/61570978

My personal takeaway from that video: I need to be euthanised <3

Cool pants :0 #danandphil #phanart

On the Tenth day of Phanmas, oldphanny gave to me... Dan and Phils (online) Shopping Spree!!

Update: its complete! #phan

petting them :3

I feel like this cold is somehow making me extra emotional. Or maybe that's just the sneezing making my eyes tear constantly. Either way I am feeling a Lot

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Indoor cats DnP… you are so special to me 🐈

i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i l

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dan is ur husband single 😳

the implications they are implying implicitly

Phil implying Dan is his husband he loooooves to bait us

On the Sixth day of Phanmas, oldphanny gave to me... Sister Daniel and Santa Phil (getting distracted) baking cookies!!

terrible influence tour in stardew valley #phanart

This is a masterpiece btw

um yeah I can offer some goopers

Happy #phanniefriday :3

On the First day of Phanmas, oldphanny gave to me... Dan and Phil decorating their Tree!!

Still feeling dumbstruck by yesterday’s video. Also, I really need to get back into my impact play wip