That vitiligo commercial is so much more relatable than the rich lady credit card commercial and I don't have melanin.

Those Facebook bot accounts are prolly losing their mind

Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon

Man they're gonna take their time bringing Bucky back huh

all i wanted was a world where I could talk about politics with my friends without ever discussing two presidents giving each other blowjobs but woke took that away too.

Lmao bills

Not Bruce!!

Last Sunday of football as a bipede.

"How does it work?" It doesn't. It's just SmarterChild but with Jesus pfp

Yeah I'm too blind for the Next Gen Amazon whatever camera view. I wanna love it but when I see everything I can't see anything.

"he might have broken it if he didn't get tackled" Thanks Al!

Ranking cakes 4: Cheese 3: Pan 2: Chocolate 1: Crab

Paraphrasing a comedian whose name I forgot but: Technically, *technically*, there's a difference, but explaining the difference makes you sound like a pedophile.

at this point it seems like it's 100% sure it's going to come out that trump 100% had sex with a child, they're just setting his defense up now "yeah but the child he raped was practically an adult"

Brett Favre? The sex criminal and also normal criminal?

Todays my last day of work as a bipede

If they remade the movie Maniac Cop they could just call it Cop

The fact that Five Guys doesn't have like a house special sauce is disqualifying

This is the most Threads-coded post ive ever seen

"Jesus take the wheel" Excuse me, His blood alcohol content is 1000

Alternate reality Seinfeld where they go to the Poop Nazi

Denny Carter dot jpg.

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

the simpsons should take the elon musk episode off of disney plus and replace it with the michael jackson episode

I'll save you the click. Heat, A Few Good Men, Sharknado 3, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest.

Our president is a kindergartener

Lost a fantasy matchup to a team that scored a combined -3 from his QB and DST

You put the story in the past, Jesus Christ screenwriting is easy.

Why are millennials the only generation that's even somewhat tech literate?

Once again have to give props to Mina Kimes for having a nice football scene on here simply by going up to people she knows and being like “hey join Bluesky you jerk!” It really is sometimes as simple as that.

Absolutely *demolished* todays Octordle Sequence, hang it in the rafters baby Daily Sequence Octordle #1385 4️⃣5️⃣ 6️⃣7️⃣ 8️⃣9️⃣ 🔟🕚 Score: 60 www.britannica.com/games/octord...

Treyveon HIMderson

Playing against Jonathan Taylor in three leagues, I'm going back to bed

Does he know naming rights cost money?

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If you read the terms of the package it’s a bunch of highly improbable goals Tesla could not reach in a reasonable time frame so this is literally just a “special boy wants attention” deal. Elon wants the press to report on it to “trigger” libs and look cool to his little rube followers

Firehouse Subs: De-ICE your hunger

Smokin that Pelosi Pack

"Track your order with GrubHub TV"

Me after having Taco Bell breakfast

Challenge. Don't be a weird little freak for like a day.

Joe Buck just decapitated Stephen A Smith on live television

New awareness campaign

In a day of Daniel Jones doing very Daniel Jones things, that pick was the Daniel Jonesest

Jesus who lets CMC get alone out there