Good morning! I'm in Uganda to visit family and friends. But depending on your perspective, don't worry or I'm sorry: I'll be back by the end of the month. See you soon, NYC.

I love late night shows and will always love late night shows. There’s a showbiz magic to hundreds of people throwing together an entire entertainment program for a live studio audience that will then be on television that same night. Regardless of business or if you like them, just kind of magical.

I’m gonna do the thing in the Materialists where Dakota Johnson gives her card to hot guys on the street saying she has good matches for them but when they call every match is me

"GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE"

In NYC walking by bars showing election results and hearing people cheer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🥲😭🥲💗💗😭😭😭😭😭🥹🥹🥹🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

If you use AI you’re accelerating climate crisis, polluting deprived communities, burning through water, giving bosses excuses to reduce workers rights and wages. It’s a moral and ethical degradation.

IVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER FOR ANYBODY IN MY GD LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

spurs spurs spurs spurs spurs spurs spurs SPURS SPURS SPURS SPURS SPURS SPURS SPURS SPURS it’s 4:53am here we’re ALL UP

I don’t wanna carry cash! I don’t want apple pay !! I want GOLD DOUBLOONS!! let me hear the jingle jangle of big coins. who do I talk to about this

“Jurassic Park” ??? Sounds like a nice Korean boy 😎

[takes a hit of my papal vape]

I meant to post sooner but this is happening NOW on tv if u r on the east coast !! And at 9pm local time if you’re not!!!!! 💗💗💗

We shot a very funny episode of "Have I Got News For You" tonight. I went into it thinking tariffs wouldn't be funny. I was wrong. Our guests @karenchee.bsky.social and @rokhanna.bsky.social were both funny and awesome. Airs tomorrow night on CNN.

New York, this ruled 🎀😌🎀

Nobody should be disappeared from the streets of Somerville – or anywhere in America. Everyone should be alarmed by the video of Rumesya Ozturk being handcuffed and taken away by agents. The government must immediately release her. www.bostonglobe.com/2025/03/26/m...

when the Oscars show a clip of a nominated actor they should also play a clip of the nominee in real life so we can see just how much acting they really did

Found out that TWENTY emails is considered a lot to politicians on an issue. TWENTY. As in, they call that getting slammed. So next time you see a request to email your rep, or call, keep that in mind. TWENTY is a lot.

not another white woman playing an Asian character smdh!!!!!!!!!!!

Taylor Swift is gonna be 45 soon 💔

Yeah, I’m MAGA! My Ass Great AsHell!!!!

Finally saw Dune. Every time they referenced the Reverend Mother I pictured the one from the Sound of Music. You can imagine my distress watching the film

Sorry to ONE UP President Obama but here are MY top ten reads of the year (out of 81!) 📚🤠🤘🏼 Thank u to Postmark Books in NY for this cool stand!!! 🥰📖 You can order from them here www.postmarkbooks.net or support ur local indie bookshop!! yayyy 🫶🏼

Jhumpa Lahiri: Interpreter of Maladies me, a gentleman: interpreter of [doffs cap] m’ladies

Happy Vince Guaraldi Trio season to all who celebrate ❤️

[swiping on Hinge] ok but WHO will play the True Grit score on piano for me while I lie down on the floor

That Gen AI content is all so underwhelming makes it all the worse that folks are either ignoring or overlooking the environmental impact to make it.

In an effort to stay hydrated I will stop drinking more water and instead hold my pee

Times like these prompt me to reflect on how my views have been so warped being a reporter in America. When Yoon Suk Yeol became president by just 200,000 votes in 2022, I braced for a long recount fight cuz I’d covered the 2020 recount fights in U.S. swing states. I was so surprised when… 1/7

Absolutely wild to think ab the people in Korea who went to bed at a reasonable hour and slept thru (are sleeping through?!) all of this

Devastating

I love period dramas I have one every month

I don’t care ab ANYBODY! i only care ab MY MOM!!! if you’re not my mom?? FUCK U!!!! (Trying out this new aggressively pro-mom internet persona what do u guys think) (sorry to my dad)

The dining car on the Amtrak is what America should be! 🚂 Friendly strangers talking about Larry McMurtry! Meeting folks 30 years older who grew up 10 mins away from me! Getting invited to a holiday party in AZ! I love train rides. This isn’t sponsored by Amtrak but I WISH IT WERE!! 🚂💕

A Man on the Inside is out TODAY! Sorry to be earnest but writing for this show was genuinely my favorite job I’ve ever had!!! I hope you watch and love it!!!! 🕵🏼‍♂️❤️‍🔥🥲 Fyi it is on the website “NETFLIX” like “internet flicks,” pretty cool

I always want to reply “in THIS economy??” but I can’t bc idk how the economy works and am worried someone will ask a follow up question

“always the bridesmaid, never the bride" ok sounds like you have a lot of friends and people really like you !!!

when I sign off an email with “Love Karen” sans comma, it is not a typo. It is an order

Book pages should be numbered backwards so we’re always counting down how many pages we have left

Wanted posters should change verbs depending on how bad the criminal is. Like “Needed” for the really bad ones and “Would Like!” for petty theft

“I gave someone the finger” should mean I accepted a proposal

"Wario Batali." -- Karen Chee, pitching a name for a character on this show we're working on