Bea Shopping (Bea Arthur)

Susan B. Shopping

Junie B. Shopping

Benson Boone your backflips are numbered

Michael B. Shopping

My death row meal would be a bag of tortilla chips but they all have to be complete and unbroken. No quarter-chip pile at the bottom. Fuck the police

LL Cool J: DON’T CALL IT A COMEBACK Me: Ok I won’t Song ends 😂😂

Really wish we could just skip to the part of Taylor Swift’s career where she hosts a *fine* podcast

PA here 👋🏼 I worked on a set with Tilly Norwood and she loves to say the F slur

PA Here 👋🏼 One time I worked on a set with Tilly Norwood and whenever crafty didn’t have her special juice she’d go what she’d call “fruit fly style” and put all the fruit in her mouth and then back on the table until someone brought her juice

PA here 👋🏼 I actually worked on a set with Tilly Norwood and in between takes she would make all the gay people line up and pelt them with those little marshmallows that come in those Swiss Miss packets because it was “necessary for her process”

I am constantly enduring various circumstances

Five years ago during Covid I didn’t have the bright idea to film myself doing dances on tiktok and now my apartment kitchen doesn’t have a dishwasher.

Just instinctively told the barista to “stay cool” after asking where he got his cool hat

Nouns are straight and adjectives are gay. Don’t even get me started with prepositions

The existence of Hungary implies the the existence of Hung Ross

*introducing my daughter named Grace* “She is Grace.”

Not to get political but green onion is THAT garnish. Sorry to the chive community

*walks into the apartment tour wearing OBEY flat brim and Limp Bizkit graphic tee* Showing agent: Damn that white boy is based as fuck! Gave me apartment for free 🤣

Eating blueberries rn. You oxidants are FUCKED

When it’s an escalator but for the floor… ❤️ that

Love a pool day. Or as I like to call it: naked friend time with water. Don’t get invited to many

Had 2 lines at our table reads today. Was so chill and normal about it

Hey man, so pumped for the party tonight. It cool if my pimple comes too? No worries if not

This came to me in a dream

What is Trump’s plan for everyone to stop putting so much everything on everything bagels? Every time I eat one I keep getting all of the everything on everything

Looking into having some dreams and goals. Anybody know any good ones for beginners?

LMNO?? Ohh let me guess. What’s next? P?

Yeah, I’m MAGA! My Ass Great AsHell!!!!

The Super Bowl is literally my Super Bowl

Glinda… Is it true? You two were oomfs?

Just remembered that Let's is a contraction of let us. Literally shaking rn

Taylor Swift is gonna be 45 soon 💔