Should a mandatory as part of building codes for Mexican restaurants that every table has a call button (like on commercial airlines) strictly for chips and salsa refills.

The correct day to put your Christmas decorations up is Black Friday. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

Here’s something really graphic for Halloween:

MC'd a promotion ceremony for a buddy and he wanted to do the fast and simple version of the ceremony, so we kept things short, sweet and moving. My SES commented afterwards "we got the McDonald's drive through version of a promotion ceremony"

I can’t stress this enough: you cannot understand politics without reading this paragraph about why there’s no such thing as a 1/3rd pound hamburger

Mar Awa III, patriarch of the Assyrian Church of the East, also born in Chicago, gave Pope Leo a Cubs jersey.

Our grid is ancient because we invented electricity.

Found that posted under the US team that won the Math olympics, and some dipshit moked them for having chinese heritage: "You don't get it. This is what we do: We take the best of yours, and make them citizens, and beat you. That is the power of the USA." Hope you guys come back some day.

Banger of a thread ⬇️

Shout this from the rooftops

You want a military tradition worth venerating? We took immigrants who grew up in rough neighborhoods and the culture of football and ran through the SS like shit through a goose.

Then they should deliver fully ready games. Plus people have got bit too many times with big name games only to have them be a complete dumpsterfire for the a few months after release or just completely flop (starfield etc).

I want dumb everything. I want the dumbest appliances in the world in my home. I will pay someone to make them dumb. Just sit there and be a bed. That's all I need from you.

We’re going to put the F-35 on the blockchain

That’s incomplete, he only got 2 of his 3 feet down inbounds

My son currently trying to negotiate an issue right now which his stance is "there are no rules"

immigrant grocery store owner who voted for Trump to lower grocery prices and then got wrecked by tariffs. mfer you run a business called "Wong Kai Imports" what the hell did you think was gonna happen

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Great moments in redaction history.

Coup 101: Find an aggrieved Colonel. It’s always a Colonel.

He got so annoyed with the state of our LL's equipment inventory (dirty, broken, no logic to sizes issued), that he took over the manager position and rebuilt the storage room then cleaned, inventoried, and labeled hundreds of pieces of baseball gear by himself (plus me & my brother lol)

If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.

This is life on the Air Staff.

Didn't realize the Bill of Rights was limited to business hours

Real AirPower cares not for the details of land platforms.

Morning STEM entertainment while I drink my coffee. Spinning LED fans, flying disks and paper airplane launchers.

It's amazing that all the shared posts I see on FB about the autism/acetaminophen issue are all from some crunchy mom or other social media influencer and not a single MD/PhD from the medical or scientific fields related to the topic.

Service reactions to returning to Bagram: USAF: “We just got you out of there!?” Army: “Three COAs: tons of dudes, less dudes, and a huge amount of dudes.” USMC: “What if we airlift three amphibious ships and drop them right on Bagram?” Navy: “Whatever.” USSF: “What planet is that on?”

I would call this “consciousness of guilt” in an eventual domestic trial or international war crimes tribunal.

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

I'm not saying it's the end all but for my son who's struggles with reading, we got him the Pokeman nintendo game which requires him to read all the prompts and cues on the screen. I only help him with words that are above his grade level.

This via @alarcos.bsky.social is fascinating It looks like @vonderleyen.ec.europa.eu 's flight to Plovdiv was *not* victim of GPS jamming, but a non GPS landing was requested for unknown reasons. BUT the plane's earlier flight over Estonia was jammed. www.flightradar24.com/blog/aviatio...

The Gettysburg already resolved this question

🚨NEW: Declarations filed in the lawsuit against the rushed attempt to deport 600 Guatemalan children reveals the chaotic way the Trump admin carried out the operation. Children were taken out of bed after midnight to be rushed onto planes. One girl "was so scared she vomited."

I'm not saying nothing happened but that's not how GPS works.

They massacred my boy in the name of "OPSEC". While also forgetting that the C-17 is a diplomatic tool when it's delivering aid, evacuating refugees etc. We should want a big American flag on the goal and "United States Air Force" on the fuselage.

Amazing

Aegis Ashore Afloat!

We will literally strap anything to a LCS in an attempt to make it useful. 😂

Me: hello large hospital in our area, I forgot to grab a doctor's note for my son on the way out can you email one to me? Hospital: we can't email, we a can only fax

13.5 years, from a rescue in a small town in OK to 3 more states, swam in both oceans, never passed up the opportunity to seize an open gate for a little adventure. Today he got to sleep on the couch and go one one last walk with his best friend. Trooper lived up to his name to the very end.

One last evening walk with my friend of 13+ years. We always hope for more time but it's never enough.