In light of the banning of more flavors of smut, I present the glory-hole gambit for our payment-processor overlords.

It's macro march, you know what that means! When going for long walks its important to stop and rest. Take in the sights and sometimes become one of the sights for the locals. Art done by the wonderful @ranoa.art #furryart #furrynsfw #macrofurry #MacroMarch

lmao in less than two weeks:

DALEKS RECOVERED AND REMASTERED! DALEKS RECOVERED AND REMASTERED!

rare mutual pleasure galileo size art // #sizesky, #analvore ig?

If Iran wanted to cause maximum suffering to the US, it would render the Suez impassable and then activate any cells it has in the Strait of Malacca.

Getting ever closer to perfecting my fried rice

Congratulations Washington on your new tax rates

If they call it a beg button, I know they are going to be adversarial even when we should be on the same team.

Can this be a solution?

Another day Another piece of equipment jammed with wipes In less than 48 hours after I cleared it last The Destroyer is coming and it is a single mega-macro sized baby wipe to sweep this landscape clean

Every god damn "innovation" capitalists churn out ends up just being "what if we could have slavery or near-slavery, but hide it?"

The really dumb stuff they get so excited about is sometimes welcome just because this dynamic is so funny:

Amazon's winning business model was to eat losses for years until it put their competitors under

Testing how good of a plug you are by lounging around your hometown after eating thousands of acres of farmland

Your messages with the sweet-natured husky girl you linked up with have become increasingly risque over the last month. Finally, you decide to ask how big she actually is! A moment later your world shakes. Rushing outside you see a wall of ebon flesh rising far above your terrarium.

heehee🐜

Eleventh Macro March doodle, this time with @vulpespawpad.bsky.social ! Spoiler: I would dare and did

I can't believe my computer updates come with advertisements now.

After dwelling on this for most of the day: I think a possible 200 IQ galaxy brain take is that you should call and email your bank about onboarding onto FedNow and/or RTP; and that you should call your reps and senators about increasing funding and support for FedNow. It feels like it's very easy

Damn babe your knees are looking very advertiser-friendly today

Allowed: the implication of sex in the missionary position with the lights off through a bed sheet

Payment processers accidentally accelerating the reinvention of gift economy

all this happens when AI-gen image-engines are cranking on overdrive and can put out all the explicit porn and outright CSEM they want, and no paypro has the slightest issue with any of it, this is all cracking down on human artists, kinky people and most of all QUEER PEOPLE

When blue ends up shrunk and in the possession of his doe friend @smallestdeer.bsky.social, Shika decides Blue needs to learn his new place in life… Spending a whole night stuck to her giant sweaty tailhole (and forced to drink) should hopefully get the point across that they’re her’s now…

Holy shit - this would be very, very bad: "The databases, called “Numident” and the “Master Death File,” include records for more than 500 million living and dead Americans, including Social Security numbers, places and dates of birth, citizenship, race and ethnicity, and parents’ names."

Happy MarTen longfriends! #martenday

Truly a perfect news alert

Decided to check on the protest to see how players felt bout the new OSRS price hikes. They are not happy lol #OSRS #Runescape

Calibi-yau manifold shaped brane tissues

can u imagine your friends make you a prank and drop you in the backside of someone while they are distracted?.. yeah.. me neither... the pic number 7 feat. @computermouse.bsky.social thx

Whoa. This is big. "The U.S. Navy has refused near-daily requests from the shipping industry for military escorts through the Strait of Hormuz since the start of the war on Iran, saying the risk of attacks is too high for now." www.reuters.com/world/middle...

NO WHY THE FUCK ARE BLUESKY IMAGES WEBP FILES NOW

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Kiddos want to have some diaper fun and playing action video games. Unaware of the action taking place in his diaper. Don't worry all tinies are safe. It is a safe game.  pic © SC

the spider bite on my toe is itchy. got it this morning putting on my slippers

Im very normal abt this mouse boy n scenario.. the sixfththh pic feat. @spindandcloths.bsky.social thx

A decent colleague would never let the office run out of milk. 4 @/YourFoxDied

Jasiri's big workday tw: hyper, balls expansion 1/4

定期報告。 他の馬かまったりしてると、やっぱりこいつがベスト、頂点。 とにかく安心感ある、傷つけないように配慮してくれる、しゃーないなあと付き合ってくれたりと本当に神なんだよこいつ、本当に最高の1頭。

#Scat #AnalVore #Anal_Vore #Micro #SizeDifference #NSFW "Hey, have you seen my friend? He was supposed to meet me here." The micro in my ass:

// diapers my pack of starry nights arrived so I had to doodle something real quick :-)

holy shit

Somehow, Franz Ferdinand returned.

The ten richest people in america should be periodically liquidated. I know that won't pay down all the debt. I want the rich turned into paste as a message.