Three tiny Robs in a trenchcoat
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I'm *a* Rob. I'm not *THE* Rob. I don't think.
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I am "Goonies," "Short Circuit," and the BMX movie "RAD" years old.
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I think we've seen the words millions, billions, and trillions thrown around so often we've collectively lost a sense of scale. Like, $39 trillion? I can't wrap my head around that.
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There's a Hard Rock Cafe like 3 blocks from here. Anyone who follows me knows I normally rail against touristy shit. But no matter where in the world you find yourself you know exactly what to expect at a Hard Rock and dammit I could crush some Jack Daniel's Ribs right about now. Maybe tomorrow.
about 9 hours ago
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Sometimes I think bar owners/operators have never sat at a bar before. The seats are too low. You can't rest your arms on the bar. The 90 degree cut on the bartop? That's not comfortable. And the seat backs offer no support at all. 2/10.
about 10 hours ago
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Jeffw
4 days ago
If this time travel experiment works, I should be able to go from here and now and reappea—
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mean things I say to myself
about 10 hours ago
Go ahead and put his dumb face on my passport. People of the world already know why I am getting the fuck out of the US for a time but it can be a redundant reminder
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Bessie The Traveling Cow
about 10 hours ago
That time I got photo bombed in Key West, Florida by some chickens!
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J
about 16 hours ago
Sneaker Pimps
#triphop
#music
#90s
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Mueller, She Wrote
about 11 hours ago
When a king says you’re too kingy
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Man, I never get jet lag going east to west but I am exhausted. Only walked like 4 maybe 5 miles today? If that. Maybe just acclimating to the humidity? Hoping to sleep well tonight. I am le tired.
about 11 hours ago
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New city. Who dis?
about 12 hours ago
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Transitioning between barely speaking any Portuguese to barely speaking any Spanish is ROUGH. Lot of ¿como se dice? coming up.
1 day ago
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Forgot to download an eSim before arriving in country so I couldn't use Uber. Rolled up to a very posh hotel in a 1986 Nissan Sentra cab held together with tape with smoke pouring out of the exhaust. *shrugs* That's just how I roll.
1 day ago
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Whatever. Don't judge me.
2 days ago
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Michael Warburton
2 days ago
Anthony Bourdain preparing a meal in his New York City apartment, 1986
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Well I know we landed, Turkish Airlines. I was there when it happened.
2 days ago
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No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater than an overpriced airport beer
2 days ago
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Wow, it's still yesterday in Anchorage, Alaska.
2 days ago
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Ugh. Why is Earth so BIG? Traveling 4 hours in one direction just to turn back around and travel 14 hours back the other direction because it was $400 cheaper.
2 days ago
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Wait, there a FOUR Shrek movies?
2 days ago
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I'm that guy that boards the plane last. So you're thinking "yay! I have the aisle to myself!" Nope. Sorry.
2 days ago
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Wow. Well done.
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2 days ago
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Quick, without any context can you tell who
@otterskate.bsky.social
is referring to?
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2 days ago
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It's always nice when I'm like 6" taller than pretty much everyone around me.
2 days ago
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I've still got like 14 GB to waste in the next 2 hours. Gonna be a lot of shitposting and music videos once I get through security.
2 days ago
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"I wish I'd taken more pictures of the sidewalks" is probably something no one ever really thought before.
2 days ago
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Headed to the airport. Uber driver's radio plays "A Thousand Miles" by Vanessa Carlton. That hits.
youtu.be/Cwkej79U3ek?...
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https://youtu.be/Cwkej79U3ek?si=j8qcn-_bVB8PlpwB
2 days ago
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10,000 Motivated Rats
2 days ago
I do not feel represented by my government. Just saying.
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Man I have to wake up in less than 5 hours. This is bullshit.
3 days ago
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Emily Sedai
3 days ago
Crossed my least favorite bridge to walk to a store
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Passport Wallet Phone I could give a shit about the second two. But yeah if I have two of these three I can go anywhere
3 days ago
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Watching real time food delivery is like "WTF Mohammed hurry your ass up" and up like "I hope that guy on a bicycle is okay"
3 days ago
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I don't think anyone here truly appreciates how efficiently I can shovel food into my face hole using just two small sticks.
3 days ago
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Yeh, I get to get up at like 1:30 to catch a flight at 6:50 to spend 24+ hours on planes and airports. Living the dream
3 days ago
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🌈 Buddy 🌈 & Gizmo 🦁🦁
3 days ago
Red is Gizmo’s colour!
#catboxsunday
#teamfloof
#CatsOfBluesky
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It's too windy is a perfectly good reason to go back to bed.
3 days ago
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Bluesky should have a feature where you delete other poster's posts.
3 days ago
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Whatever. I was at a McDonald's once and a guy outside shot himself in the leg trying to pull a gun on someone. I sat right there eating my 20 pc McNuggets and fries even after the ambulance and cops showed up. This is a true story. I was like 15 at the time.
3 days ago
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*triple checks* Okay airfare booked Visa thing done Uber to the airport confirmed Hotel reservation confirmed Hoping my checked baggage comes in under 23 kg. Let's go exploring!
3 days ago
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I don't know how to polymarket but I'd wager the guy with guns running past a security checkpoint at the WHCD gets a pardon on Friday, May 9th.
3 days ago
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️
3 days ago
Happy, young donkey in a hammock:
#AGoodPlace
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omgisme
3 days ago
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Digital Brain
3 days ago
Witness the stunning timelapse of a lightning storm over Western Australia, where nature's fury creates a breathtaking spectacle of light and power.
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"Suspect is shirtless. I repeat, suspect is NOT wearing a shirt." Well, that actually DOES narrow it down quite a bit. Thanks.
3 days ago
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DiscoPriest 🌱
3 days ago
Anyway, I hope every single person who was there last night gets shoved into the pyramid with his corpse.
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*wakes up, turns on the news* Oh. Well. That's a shame. Anyways I need to do some laundry.
3 days ago
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Did you know the streets aren't paved with cheese? It's all a lie. *sobs*
4 days ago
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Canadian Dude 🇨🇦
4 days ago
The two hardest things to say are “I love you” and “Worcestershire sauce”
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Okay, look. I wanted to revisit this because I thought it was a pretty solid joke. Do NOT type "pew pew" into Bsky's search tab to look this up. Trust me. *fuckin hell*
4 days ago
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Kinda funny that in the 15th century Dachshunds were bred to hunt Badgers.
4 days ago
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It's been like, eight months since I've stubbed a pinky toe on a piece of furniture. I feel like the universe is setting up something epic against me. I'm scared.
4 days ago
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