Hahah, there were so many people who were like "lol the Leafs just won 5 games, looks like they're back, losers"

if mike judge married judge reinhold his name would be mike reinhold

Willy just... not at all where he should have been.

lol instead of celebrating with his teammates, Willy just skates off

Everyone keeps saying that the West is so much stronger than the East this year, but I think it’s basically just Colorado and Dallas who don’t have an equal in the East. The West, meanwhile, has SIX teams who haven’t hit 30 points yet, and the East one. On balance, I don’t see much difference.

This article says Carney is attempting to pass a bill that’s over 600 pages that would give any federal minister sweeping power to exempt companies from any federal law. It’s the top story on Radio-Canada and the Bloc are livid. Where the hell is this on CBC?? ici.radio-canada.ca/nouvelle/221...

Yeah, Bobby, you can’t be doing that.

So uh, OEL has been really good? Guy is doing everything right now. Creating in the OZ, passing, shooting; defending the rush, cycle and net front; goading Tampa into penalties.

Fans at the Leafs game should be mercilessly booing the Leafs’ top power play unit.

Boycott TSN, RDS and all their advertisers

Packers having a really tough time defending the pass, here

Jordan Love, you are killing me

Just saw an ad for CBC Gem and you know, Canadian parents of young kids, if you haven’t checked that out, I would advise you to do so. We’ve been trying to cut down on subscriptions lately, and Gem has Peppa, Paw Patrol, + a bunch of others. I love paying taxes.

You know, I think Craig Simpson has come a long way as an analyst. I used to find him intolerable, always resorting to platitudes about momentum or character or heart, but he legitimately offers decent insight, these days. This HNIC duo is one of the best.

Short-handed breakaway slapper!!! Hell yeah Scott Laughton post and in.

Welp, Habs deserve to be up by a goal in this game. The xG looks a *little* better than the shots, but the Habs straight-up won that period.

On the subject of the Leafs’ power play, I can completely understand Easton Cowan’s snivelling deference and unwillingness to shoot, but boy, do I wish he would just rip it. Coach needs to tell him that.

The refs legitimately just promised Dobson a makeup call in that chat before he got in the box. And yeah, there it is.

Pretty good period from the Leafs. If they could hit the net it would have been better, but at the other end of the ice, you’ve got to be happy with Hildeby.

Made ossu bucco for dinner and have been listening to this terrific jazz record. It’s a good Saturday. Don’t screw this up, Leafs.

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That was a pretty cool 10 minutes when the Leafs had a healthy goalie. Unfortunately, the very act of thinking about making saves is enough to cause serious injury.

We live in Canada

“When participants used ChatGPT to draft essays, brain scans revealed a 47% drop in neural connectivity across regions associated with memory, language, & critical reasoning. Their brains worked less, but they felt just as engaged—a kind of metacognitive mirage.”🧪

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It is time. Decorating the tree and letting the Baileys flow.

Bahahah so glad I made a couple huge sheet pans of nachos and had our friends over instead of watching this dumb Leafs team. Berube should have already been fired.

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Donald Trump has made it difficult for a prestigious brewing school to operate because students can’t get visas anymore. Surprise! The business is moving to Montréal! Welcome aboard, good people. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

I think we should all just be happy for @jibblescribbits.bsky.social for being a fan of the least questionable team in hockey, right now. Really, no real weaknesses. It's rare that anyone should be allowed to feel this good about their team, but he's living that dream. Let's be happy for him.

Honestly, if the Leafs are going to tank and get a top-5 pick (McKenna!?) I'm 100% on board. I think it's easily their best chance of acquiring a difference maker. Punt some players for a few extra picks and let's have another run at this next year.

Michael Parsons is absolutely savage. Can you imagine how terrifying it would be if he was running at you full tilt? I think I would assume the fetal position so quickly I would be in a ball before I hit the ground.

I think some people want to pretend that firing the Leafs coach and GM would be overreacting, but in the 100 or so games they’ve been in charge, it’s just been a steady march downhill. This isn’t sudden. This isn’t a small sample size. They’re just incompetent.

I honestly have no idea why I don't hear more about Tim Bernardes — he's an absolutely incredible song writer. I mean, OK, he looks like a new species of goat or something, but the music is goooorgeous. www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvVb...

The most important thing I've learned in 2025? Detroit is not a real place 😭😭😭 www.instagram.com/reel/DRLqn2a...

OK, so my 5th consecutive long night of marking has these records in the rotation so far: Les Louanges — La nuit est une panthère Cola — The Gloss Chris Cohen — Overgrown Path Cocteau Twins — Heaven or Las Vegas It’s a careful balance between good vibes and not being too distracting.

I think I want Tavares to get a spot on Legends Row before any of the other Core Dinks. (Maybe later for them.)

14.3%, ladies and gentlemen

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I already never want to hear another conversation about the Leafs’ “identity” and we are not even 1/4 of the way through this terrible year where that’s all anyone will talk about. “Identity” is a word for talking heads who are not smart enough to diagnose what’s going wrong.

Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope

The Leafs got out-shot 37-15 by the Kings lol

The date passed but friends, you know I had to acquire this shit

Heading *into* this game, Leafs were: 27th in CF% 25th in FF% 22nd in SF% 17th in xGF% Can't win without the puck, guys. Fire the coach, get a possession-focused guy in, if that doesn't improve things, it's time to start thinking drastically. @hockeyviz.com has their playoff odds at what, 25%?

July 1, 2024.

Watching this Avs-Oilers game right after the Leafs is like seeing day vs night.

Fire Craig Berube

That Minten goal is the universe punishing me for deciding to watch this game. Of course I should have known better.

For the life of me, I can’t understand why Berube is still putting 51 on the ice.

This was a cheap-o call, and it’s especially weird given all the garbage Boston’s been allowed this evening, but hey, hurray for John Tavares.