Tuch to caps, another one down

Anyway

Got my ballot for Michigan primary.... im not thrilled for Michigans future. Dem Governor choices are Benson or Swanson. 1 year ago Benson would have been easy lock. But as bad as whitmer has blown it in the last year, im wondering what shes hiding. Swanson, just gives me the ick.

And to add, Porty says #cbj still not interested in trading KJ. Team believes he will bounce back.

Scheig saying #cbj are one of the most active teams trying to acquire an impact player.

I cant stop laughing, a legit nerd fight broke out from somebody posting this in a music meme group:

Timothy Treadwell before getting ripped apart by bears:

I really wish that useless drunk didnt kill our star player. Just absolutely stomped this already down franchise.

Its probably fine www.sportsnet.ca/nhl/article/...

DON WAKE THE EFF UP! #cbj

Watch sharks trade misa and picks fir Robertson

Im gonna wear the absolute shit out of that image before next season.

"The #cbj might circle back on Gudbranson."

If you cant say "nice knockers" in a store that sells doors then why bother?

Im sorry Rinne was good, but how in the absolute fuck does he get in before Joseph or Osgood.

Ok cujo is definitely never getting in the hhof.

Can we re-sign Jet or something today? Literally do anything? #cbj

I know where this is going. Ill do it. Cant do worse than the dude running the US.

NO ALBERT WHISKER!?

"Settling for Debrusk is better than doing nothing." MFs need to stop settling and raise their freaking standards for this team. Its been 25 years, doing a magikarp flop every year isnt cute, raise your damn standards. Hold this franchise to a higher standard. Stop being ok with settling. #cbj

I.... thought he died like 20 years ago

Who knew mackinnon missing an open net was the starting domino that leads to the nhl's destruction?

Wonder who Werenski will demand a trade to? Florida, minnesota, vegas, or carolina? #cbj

Both Tkachuklefuck brothers in florida should really tank the state's literacy rate.

So Gud and Marchment are gone. The fact Boone isnt mentioned means.... #cbj

Well... bye marchment, I guess. #cbj

Great news! Because I assumed by the injury report he turned into a baby for a couple days.

Great Daughter. My honor!!!

Local man excited by onion.

Nothing is on tv so im watching a show about onions in Japan. I am informed. And I dont even like onions.

People that suggest cutting social security or suggest people drinking water is a problem should be publicly hugged. Lined up against a wall and hugged, hugged by many. All the hugs. All the hugs hugging machines can produce.

Happy Fathers day to all the dads, and mom dads. Including those in powder drink form like mine.

Volunteering in your community is important.

Each time I hear mike commodore talk anymore, it kind of seems like he was a problem. Had issues with so many and, one common denominator in all of them. Obv babcock was garbage, but hearing him talk about arneil and howson, but none of it relating to him turning to complete shit as a player.

Im RICH RICH RICH!

STOP THE CLOCK! The #cbj mentioned pride, finally, on june 20th. Hope you guys didn't strain yourselves

Yeah like joking about his sexually assaulted teammate.

I feel like some music genres are made up. Just do what they did to alternative, make a big ass umbrella term to cover everything.

"Hi I was in a rock band, come check out my new synthwave goth band" Me after listening to what sounds like a snes chiptune died:

I warned everybody it was a waste if money but noooooo, nostalgia!

Martin Mull on the juice.

New EP from in evil hour 👍 inevilhour.bandcamp.com/album/endure

Sergei Bobrovsky wants a contract for how much and how long at his age? Is he aware at times he is hot garbage?

Im not getting into a fight with a furry on bluesky. Jesus christ the internet is magical.

I miss green squall powerade.

Columbus is like an xwing. It could be dangerous but this ones piloted by porkins.

.....and its managed by

Edmonton is built like the death star. Scary lasers but a big hole on the back end thats easily exploitable.