Block instantly.

The American people want the Epstein Files, not Greenland.

It's 25 days past the deadline to release the Epstein files.

Viagra claims more lives than abortion pills, Sen. Murray points out—yet Republican men seem somehow less worried.

It’s been one month since 100% of the Epstein files were due by Act of Congress. Thus far they’ve only released .6% of them and are using murder and war to distract you from this fact.

A favorite sign from today's NYC protest march

Political cartoonists are not fuckin’ around this week. (thread) 1. Pat Bagley

It’s me

🧵In my expert opinion as a researcher of vehicle ramming attacks, what has been publicly described in the video evidence does not support the claim that Renee Nicole Good was attempting a deliberate ramming attack when she was shot in Minneapolis on January 7, 2026. 1/7

Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago

Israel becomes the first country in the world to ban the humanitarian organization Doctors Without Borders. Let that sink in. File under "Things you do when you are committing genocide"... www.nbcnews.com/world/israel...

When grandma’s cooking was delicious but also made you uncomfortable in a way you couldn’t quite put your finger on.

For Xmas this year my parents gave me back some of my teeth that they had removed almost 40 years ago. If you have a better gift idea, I’d like to hear it.

The video has been taken down from YouTube. You can still download it here: is.gd/paU8Ko

Be a shame to not help spread this link

GLOBAL TV FOR THE WIN, dropbox link in thread

Damn this thread (not the TMZ garbage) is good reading

A must listen on the tails of part 1, but I do kind of want that sweater

On the one hand, AI will destroy what we have left of nature. On the other hand, it will also destroy what we have left of culture.

Speak Truth.....

As you may know, I have stopped using Twitter, and have decided to reproduce some of my more memorable threads here for posterity. Here’s one I hold wrote after a particularly engaging swordfighting lesson. Buckle up, swordfighting fans, because I *have* studied my Agrippa! [BIG ASS THREAD]

"The car you're looking at can sit six people without any problems." I don't think I know six people without any problems.

Damn. Pretty well on point tho

Picture of the staff who operate my bsky account

I've had enough.

💯💯💯

Every question headline should end like this “Is Trump’s cognition in decline? Bold, bin-raiding raccoons may have a surprising answer” “Will there be a third WICKED movie? Bold, bin-raiding raccoons may have a surprising answer” “Who will go 1st in the NBA draft? Bold, bin-raiding raccoons” etc

You’ll be visited by 3 spirits The three spirits

Journalist challenge: Use “Machine Learning” when you mean machine learning and “LLM” when you mean LLM. Ditch “AI” as a catch-all term, it’s not useful for readers and it helps companies trying to confuse the public by obscuring the roles played by different technologies. 🧪

another all-time tweet I am constantly thinking about

So glad I cancelled my AP a couple years ago

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle

My heart is a little broken tonight. RIP Todd, Imma make a Beer Run in your honor.

Who benefits from 50 year mortgages: banks, developers, realtors, estate lawyers. Who gets screwed: everyone else.

They promised that the new ballroom wouldn't impact the original building.

If only she had warned us....oh wait....

Let this sink in. The President of the United States is now appealing a court order forcing him to feed starving children.

heads up to anyone who holds trans kids near: amy harmon from the nyt is searching for and having a hard time finding people to interview to find out exactly what trans kids are doing when their care is limited or cut off, and for purposes of community safety, please shut the fuck up around her.

These three goons have endorsed Andrew Cuomo

“I could smell the onions and mustard” Me at my favorite quickservice restaurant at Walt Disney World

Mike Johnson is proof God wants us to punch people.

St. Peter at the Pearly Gates: Did you live by the Ten Commandments? Mike Johnson: I have no idea. I have not seen those