If you're ever on the M5, there's a handy Lidl off Junction 24 and a Costa with toilets. Much less stress than Bridgwater services.

Charmed to hear that the 92 year old fireboat "Pyronaut" was borrowed from her berth by Bristol M-Shed Museum to spray the underside of the bridge www.bristol247.com/news-and-fea...

Disliked by Thatcher, which makes it even better "Utah Saints if you like. The Lady's not for Tahsainting"

Under FIA regulations, to set a record time you have to do it in both directions in under an hour #CheeseRolling

Indescribable relief at noon today, to learn that Tony Blackburn is on Bank Holiday cover for Jeremy Whine

See how they rise up #AndAHatdBoiledEgg

About to make a deal with god and get them to swap our places? Running up That Hill issue

Not sure whether to open another trench to confirm GeoPhys? Phil Issue

It's C... C... C... C... C... C... C...

Cider and ginger beer, equal parts. I call it the mulebite, but it's really just a shandy

Been meaning to post this again for ages. The CASINO ROYALE opening titles with the song 'STREET OF DREAMS by The Damned (as it sounds very like You Know My Name) only more sleazy and gothic. 1/2

What? No love for the fast "Two Of Us" take with the funny accents? Apathy about "Out of The Shadows", or "Sie Lieb Dich" in original German? Complete indifference for the instrumental lift Muzak version of "I'm Only Sleeping" Call yourselves Beatles fans? #Top10BeatlesSongs

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Been listening to the We Have Ways Podcast series on this, having previously only known about it from the film. Even more fascinating stuff here

Made a Capt. Roger P. Hill inspired thing

While I understand the popularity, I'd prefer a major new BBC series of a different detective with distinctive accent, moustache and strong regional identity

Desperately seek engagement and appear cool with 10 bands/musicians you've seen Eb Pool Allegiance Kybosh The Temperance Seven Deliriou5? Ruth Mitch Benn VV Brown Awesome Cutlery

if you're cis and you are asked by your management to police bathrooms, "can you confirm in writing that you are ordering me to approach customers to discuss their sex?" is an email no manager wants to reply to

Also (sorry, but honestly) if I had to make a list of places cis men couldn't go to because a cis man had made a women "uncomfortable" there, it would be very long and there would be literally nowhere for men to go.

We're just

Quote with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap

Where there is upholstery, you will find me. Where the arms are tatty on a chair,I will swap them out Where the seat has frayed down to the foam, I will hide it in the cupboard I am The Chairman #NotAffiliatedWithChairmsnMao

Was hoping for Zoe Ball and Dr. Keir presenting Strictly, but wishing the new hosts all the best

Post something from your camera roll that comes up when you search yellow car

British Museum reveals how the Bayeux Tapestry will be displayed in London

Have developed a habit of designing trains. Have a train. "Formed as a result of a clerical error at Swindon works, when the front end and inside cylindes of 0-6-2T 5625 were matched with the boiler and driving wheelsets of 2-8-0T 5265, making an 0-8-0T" Sort of a hench Ivor

Two hours of angelic music with a pitchfork up the bottom of fun. Pray for "Ben Baker Vs Monday", live tonight from 8pm on @noiseboxradio.com

Passenger Service along Unusual Lines alert! #PSUL #RedPen

There's no way that face covering is stopping any spread of the virus. Where'd she get it? A Conservative party donor? #eurovision

Silver Swinton #eurovision

Kit Harrington gets everywhere #eurovision

I AM FROM MOLDOVA I DRIVE A VAUXHALL NOVA I SOMETIMES LIKE PAVLOVA CHAMPAGNE SUPERNOVA #eurovision

She looks like those vampires from The Matrix sequel, but a decent set of pipes on her #eurovision

Glang, glang-glang, glang-glang etc #totp

Good to see Orlando Bloom is keeping busy #eurovision

The subtitles didn't really do that low note justice #eurovision

Well Goth #totp

If that doesn't win, it's a stitch up #eurovision

Protip: it's a pun on “wish you” and “вишию” (I will embroider): she will wish/embroider you a new destiny. #Eurovision

Everybody's talking about furry boots #eurovision

"Ford," said Arthur, "would you please tell me what the hell is going on?"

Daywalker won't feel t'benefit #eurovision

Let it go #eurovision

No capes! #eurovision #TheBelgians

Just realised where I' ve seen that set before #eurovision

Will you start the fans, please? #eurovision #boo

Will Sarah Engels get full Marx? #eurovision

#Eurovision Denmark and their arse based window cleaners

Not sure about this version of popular ITV gameshow The Cube #totp