Ally's Tartan Barmy

I dunno.....

If you see this, quote with a vampire that isn't dracula

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness

The Grauniad's Politics Live agenda for the day contains this word salad. Bet you a jam tart the Nick Timothy "speech free speech" will be even less coherent than this

Zut alors, c'est toi! Encore!

AWS is down, you say?

Stephen Gately was a precious precious man and the way he was treated was abominable #totp

Just remembering how The Sun outed Stephen and then The Mail danced on his grave. Never forgive, never forget. #totp

Keating and Gateley (Deceased) #totp

Pure Moaning #totp

Song of the night. #totp. Remember listening to this on Atlantic 252 on the radio with broken FM aerial at my first job

I'm guessing this was not only Solid Haronie's first #totp appearance, but also their last

“We have All Saints at home” #totp

Mysterious Times of Gold #totp

Still our favourite

I had this as my desktop wallpaper at work. It never failed to cheer me up

Anyone remember the Lloyds Bank "Tales of the Black Horse?" adverts? "Go and seek the monster Tundred. Sever both its heads and a Princess will be released" 0800 710 723

And if you like Rimmer's Music, there's a whole suite written by Howard Goodall for the "Stoke Me A Clipper" episode in Series 7 youtu.be/kR9yE1vCVyU?... What a guy

What's the charge? Impersonating Baddiel?

Tonight's beverage. Sensation is akin to being lightly concussed by a bag of demerara sugar

Unsolicited Picc - Vic pic (demic, sic)

Art Garfunkel looks better with short hair #totp

Pay PSBs you cowards #totp

Play Paul Hardcastle "The Wizard" you, oh, hang on #totp

Funny looking flamenco guitar. #totp

Have they given Victoria a line to sing yet? #totp

Ah, Jamie Rockway #totp

Blimey, is that a keytar? Hadn't realised they were still a thing in 1998 #totp

This sounds like a rejected Kula Shaker track #totp

They're just normal lads. They're just innocent lads #totp

Post something skeletal

There's a small Cuneo-esque cameo in the bread as part of our church's Harvest Thanksgiving service

"Turn Around" by Phats and Small

Was on a package holiday and the coach drive was listening to some weird accordion music album, and then the backing track to this came on. Realisation slowly spread around the coach. Surreal #totp

Love this song, and still fancy Shirley #totp.

This song is wearing me thin #totp

Hi De Hi! #totp

In memoriam, Patricia Routledge #KickedTheBoquet

He was smarter than the average Baird

Congrats to the CAF and DLR teams for delivery into service! Of course, traditionally the stock number defining classes of London Underground trains was from the year of design, not delivery, so I think you'll find the new Docklands Light Railway units should be referred to as B19 stock, not B23...

Happy Lincolnshire day, commemorating Lincolnshire's patriotic stance taking their country back by rejecting control from Europe and foreign religions. God save the King and the Church of England! Lincolnshire stands proudly against all these made-up, multi-coloured flags

Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival

My 7yo daughter is a massive South fan, just have to make sure I play the right version of Don't Marry Her on Spotify #totp

PLAY THIS INSTEAD! #totp youtu.be/Fso3QJPdwts?...

Keytar klaxon! #totp

Still sounds as futuristic as when it was released. What a tune #totp

Tin Planet is SUCH a good album #totp