Boom! That's a version and a half. Total tune. Just lovely and delicious.

It is David Lynch's birthday today and I'm sure he would love* what I did to Moby's Go (which originally sampled Laura Palmer's Theme from Twin Peaks) *he'd be completely indifferent to it I'm sure

Happy birthday Archie Leach. Actor, Bristolian, cyclist

The White Lotus Linton, equidistant between London and Norwich.

Wonderful writing about my corner of East Bristol, currently in a state of flux.

Right, I'll stay for Kenicke but that's all I can bear #totp

Please, Mr. Mister is my father #totp

More blooming sport #totp

I have to admit, this is quite exciting #totp #nottotp #thesnooker

It's called a century because it takes so long #totp #nottotop #thesnooker

Play Idlewild you cowards #totp

Is my WiFi buffering or is it meant to be like this? #totp

Thin White Jerk #totp

Play Placebo you cowards #totp

My favourite Offspring song is the one that sounds like "O Bla dee, O Bla dar", or the one that sounds like the Buffy theme tune. #totp

I believe this was the episode that got a letter in the Radio Times due to the word Arse being muted in National Express but an act where a lady sakes her bottom during a song. Ending the letter with "Can't say it but can show it. Apparantly" #TOTP

If Good Life doesn't end like this, I'm cancelling my licence fee. #TOTP

Due to Snooker from Chilcot, it's a #totp sandwich tonight, but if you can make it to about 22.30, Kenicke are playing one of the most joyous songs ever written 🚗

The 'rooms' that the dungeoneer goes into in Knightmare aren't actual castles or caves, they're a blue background and some TV magic we call Colour Separation Overlay

Hooted Rivalry

Have one set on earth, where the Na'vi have human avatars. They have to go back in time to rescue whales in San Francisco or some random stuff

On this date in 1971 George Harrison released his 1st solo single "My Sweet Lord" in the UK. It topped the charts in 15 countries but is still not considered his best song as that is “The Pirate Song”

Anyone else being spammed with text messages about emergency provisions following a power cut near Falmouth, or is it just me?

Stick it in your diaries for May 23rd and 24th. Military and Agricultural history One of the friendliest gatherings of people I went to last year, plenty of space so not a problem if you don't like crowds #WARAG

Dilbert takes the hand of Scott Adams’ soul. “I thought it was Paddington Bear that delivers souls to heaven.” “That’s right. He does.”

It’s not cool to say it these days because of the absolute cunt Scott Adams had become (which is a good reason not to mourn him), but I used to like Dilbert.

Abattoir’s Party #mikeleighhorror

Scrapheap Challenge was just Bitsa for grownups and I will not be taking questions at this time.

No flowers, please

Something something Orange Army No, hang on...

Throwing off the Monday blues by listening to @mitchbenn.bsky.social 's homage to Bruce Dickinson and Oliver Postgate youtu.be/KiAwKkD0raw?...

When the Portsmouth Harbour train home is late coming off the depot, and you're stuck waiting in the cold on Cardiff Central Platform 1

Welcome to Bluesky. If you have not yet received a lanyard, please refer to a local Civil Servant for it to be countersigned. Alarms are tested at 11am every Tuesday morning All rubbish should be tightly bagged and taken home with you

Today in 1863 the first section of the London Underground opened, so this week FFS Live would like your suggestions for songs about railways, Underground or Overground. Get your requests in at noiseboxradio.com/ff... by 7.30pm and we'll play your requests from 9, so don’t miss the replacement bus!

A very happy "fuck you" to John Stallard of Warlord Games, who is worried about "wokeism" killing wargames and thinks women don't play them, possibly because women don't want to hang around twats like John. And how did taking on female wargamers go for the non-"woke" side last time, John?

Having seen the footage of Dealy Plaza, every congressional democrat and every democrat who's running for president should be asked a simple question: Do you think this CIA officer was wrong in defending his life against a deranged leftist who steered towards the grassy knoll to run him over?

Whenever Jonathan Ross is around, there's always a little rancour

The old guy with six fingers glimpsed briefly in the bar near the start of Get Carter will return in Avengers Doomsday

At least we know the rest of the year will be uneventful...? 🙃

One thing that does do the "Richard actually sucked" thing was CBBC class Maid Marian & Her Merry Men: he turns up, everyone thinks he's gonna save them from John, and he's literally the same guy again in some shiny armour. Great show.

If you missed the first edition of my new live show, its on Mixcloud here: www.mixcloud.com/NoiseboxRadi... Or you can join my Patreon where there's a decade of audio for the price of half a high street coffee but with the added bonus of me spelling your name right: www.patreon.com/BenBaker2000

@benbaker.bsky.social Just a quick shout out of congrats for the new Noisebox evening show last night. Very enjoyable, great selection of bangers, pretty much every one new to me

He didn't even save me money on my car insurance

Thoroughly recommend listening to this if you enjoy JB's writing on history or individuals. Excellent discussion on writing, acting, overacting and the no-win scenario.

Star Trek 2 - Hornblower meets Heat in Spaaace It's a cliche to say Wrath of Khan is the best Trek film, but this analysis goes into why, focusing on characters and the way the director doctored five scripts into one. Lots of small moments I'd never noticed. Also, how to tone down Bill Shatner

Play Petula Clark you cowards #totp

Play A Tribe of Toffs you cowards #totp

Fisher hates gravel Fisher hates shale It goes straight through him #totp

Andy Crane has got no brain #totp