And then he can hang out with his best buddy...

I’ve read that the US troops are not getting enough food.

What is interesting about this is that it’s almost two years old and what I recall filtering down to me through mainstream news tidbits was that “the Covid escaped from a lab” theory had credibility now. Damn.

🎶 I have decided, I’m gonna live like a deceiver, turn my back on the believers; I’m gonna live what I believe! I have decided being good is just fable; can’t be poor—I’m just not able…mumble mumble…I told that girl she should sing it this way…I met her in 1990, she was too old for me, almost 30 🎶

Epstein Class solidarity at work: Texas AG Ken Paxton fought to lower the sentence for a multiple-time pedophile (and friend of his) from a felony and life in prison to thirty days in county and two misdemeanors. For "years of molestation." www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Stupid twatwaffle called President Biden "sleepy Joe" 214 times from April 16, 2019 through Nov 1, 2024 alone. It's always projection. Every accusation is a confession. www.thetrumparchive.com?searchbox=%2...

Threads is wild! I think it’s 1/3 bot accounts, and 1/3 these destabilizers trying to make the US fight with each other.

I feel like I’m living in an apocalyptic novel where the world has ended, but civility remains, and I’m out buying a garden bench in the rainy winter because it will look good when the flowers bloom in spring. My brain realizes we are a long way from the final end, but my psyche does not.

The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room. The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction. The Health guy collects raccoon dicks. It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.

We are called upon to provide succor and comfort in time of crisis. Here is a woman blessing…Jon Stewart? Not quite sure.

Reminder: Republicans called John Kerry too vulgar and temperamental to be president after he said "fuck" in a Rolling Stone interview.

Ok, now do the bass clef.

I was curious about this campaign, so I did a search. The marketing company is congratulating themselves for their provocative campaign. All I have to say is GOODBYE, YOUNGSTERS! When the billionaire director Terminator armies attack, I’m going to lay down my puny weapons & die! #barelyaspeedbump

It's impolite to call Musk a genocidal white nationalist because "civility" in American discourse functions not as a neutral procedural norm but as an asymmetric weapon to shield the powerful from accurate moral characterization while policing the tone of those who object.

Either we’re living in the worst political thriller ever, or we are actually living in the Kingdom of Vulgaria ruled by the childish, greedy, homicidal Baron Bombast from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

Other than Stephen Miller & a few others the massive surge in immigration enforcement is nothing more than a grift

solidarity with all marginalized people in Kansas. you are not alone. together we are going to build the better world we all deserve.

I mean, she actually looks better when she’s not thinking about how to harm immigrants and defend child abusers. She looks like she cares about that child she’s holding—maybe she’s plotting the death of that turkey, but maybe the photo was taken near the turkey eating holidays.

No, Libby app, they are not read-alikes. Did you even read Project Hail Mary? OK I haven’t read all of these books either but I know enough about several of them to believe my statement is correct.

Wow, it's almost like he's rebuking... somebody in particular. 😏

It’s always projection when these fools point fingers.

On a lighter note, I’ve lost respect for Wyna Liu as a puzzle editor. Here are some interesting words… No no no take that last letter off turn the first letter upside down and put it at the end! Turn around touch, your toes, Simon says touch your nose, did you touch your toes? You’re out!

I wonder what Bill Raggio and Bob Stone were thinking. I wonder if Donald Trump was thinking anything in particular. The women’s body language seems evident. #WSJ #RGJ

I woke up and I knew it was the first day of spring and I started off feeling kind of positive and then I remembered the world is still out there and now I’m just sitting in my car, scrolling my phone.

BREAKING: Pete Kegstand IGNORED the CENTCOM chief and the Chair and Vice Chair of the Joint Chiefs opposition to GUTTING offices that limit civilian casualties, calling them "stupid." He fired and replaces all opposed. Politico with the exclusive: www.politico.com/news/2026/03...

I was in a 2 hour briefing today on the Iran War. All the briefings are closed, because Trump can't defend this war in public. I obviously can't disclose classified info, but you deserve to know how incoherent and incomplete these war plans are. 1/ Here's what I can share:

The thing about the U.S. and Israel is that both of their leaders are trying to stay out of prison.

Wow, those Epstein files must be something else! in the meantime, FIFA called, they want their prize back.

What's more shocking than ICE's plan to cram as many 8,500 humans into massive, soul-crushing warehouses? Seeing the actual DHS floor plan that echoes slavery ships and history's worst gulags with no rec space but a gun range for guards My new column on the camps www.inquirer.com/opinion/ice-...

The court has found both Yoon Suk-yeol and former Defense Minister Kim Yong-hyun guilty of insurrection.

How is it possible that Kristi Noem still has this job. Imagine if you’re a family member or a shipmate of this guardsman. www.nbcnews.com/politics/imm...

I worked in a Democratic presidential administration and, even then, DHS was very often the most problematic, obstinate part of negotiating a civil/human rights provision into executive branch policy. I have been thinking about this a lot in recent weeks and want to offer a short 🧵with reflections:

It's easy to be concerned about vaccines when you stop being concerned about viruses. You can only stop being concerned about viruses in a world with vaccines.

New reality show! Political Leader swap, where government workers with a casual resemblance switch jobs for awhile to see what happens. First up: City of Reno Mayo Hillary Schieve with US Attorney General Pam Bondi. Would anyone in Reno notice?

Jenna Ellis admits 2020 was a coup from the start. Trump knew he lost & still tried his hardest to illegally maintain power

The man who told reporters it’s time to move on from the Epstein files won’t shut up about the 2020 election.

Maybe Epstein did kill himself. But imagine if he was still alive - who would be most concerned about him talking or even testifying? I suppose those would be the most likely suspects if he didn’t kill himself. But did any of those people have control over federal prisons in 2019?

If I fall ill and die today, I want you to know it was not for any noble cause, but because I finally decided to discard an open container of coconut yogurt that was enjoy by 5/09/25: I ate some of it instead. It wasn’t half bad, much like a creamy stevia-sweetened, peach-flavored soap.

The war is ongoing with heavy strikes, including Gaza City and Khan Younis, killing 32 Palestinians including 6 children. When the fuck is enough enough.

I keep thinking again, in light of the latest Epstein files dump, about how MeToo “went too far.”

Who wore it better?

Whoa. This is from an FBI email with the subect "Re: Epstein - Cellmate Interview" Here are the summaries provided by the FBI agent.

It’s just nuts to me that senior DOJ officials are on social media all day shitposting and trolling. The unprofessionalism and psychosis is unfathomable to anyone who has ever worked for any DOJ agency - especially the posts about pending investigations and prosecutions.

“TikTok deleted my account. I had 1.4 Million followers.” 🇵🇸 Journalist Bisan Owda loses her TikTok Account to platform censorship — which she points out Netanyahu openly said would come. Why is the TikTok discourse ignoring this part?🤔