adoro beber uma taça de vinho (pepsi) enquanto faço o jantar (coloco tiquem nugets no forno)

ce foi pavalovido e nem percebeu

imagine looking like this while writing tasks for a show that's basically saw for middle aged people

remember, folks,

he's the reason for the season

talvez eu deva voltar pro tuiter

#3157 A helpful tutorial

It was so weird when DC comics tried to be like "Batman doesn't eat pussy" He is in love with CAT-woman

Scrungly #DiscoElysium

rachano de cólica mas aliviada bem dito seja o senhor jesus cristo não foi dessa vez

Girls with big dicks... boys with tight little pussies... what a beautiful world we live in

eu posso ate ser um cafajeste mas o meu namorado é uma vagabunda

another dance...is it too late for us..? #DiscoElysium

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Disco Elysium Dance 🕺🕺✨

a biblia 2 btw:

passo vergonha ate hoje por causa da minha era cadela espalhafatosa de 2 anos atras

transar com amigos gostoso de mais

meu marido ficou brabo pq eu tava olhando pra peitos na internet

mormons. a unica coisa boa deles é o cu. wasd, a guy called

inveja da luana q conheceu o bodinho, inveja do bodinho pq to morrendo de sdd da luana

É tao engraçado pra mim bater o olho num desenho e reconhecer na hora que o artista usou the sims de referência

it's not FOR us

this is one of the best fucking horror films, short or no, that I've ever seen

TRUE LOVE IS POSSIBLE ONLY IN THE NEXT WORLD -- FOR NEW PEOPLE. IT IS TOO LATE FOR US.

EMERGENCY COMMISSIONS OPEN! Can deliver art around 3-4 days Any questions just DM me!

Its October 3rd!!

ontem fui na upa com o edric (os dois doentes) e a medica atendeu a gente ao mesmo tempo?? é um consenso universal. a gente é a mesma pessoal

It was 6 hours of fun, thank you all :D And oh God I have to figure out who Trant is I FORGOT HE'S HERE TOO #DiscoElysium

Máquina de sexo, eu transo igual a um animal. ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 CHATUBA DE MESQUITA. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 COME CU E DEPOIS COME XERECA 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.

pega 🔥🔥🔥

super sexta

Anyway here are some consenting adults 🦆

putting this on your timeline again

Passei uma semana sozinho to com medo de nao saber interagir com meus amigos mais

THIS ANIMATION IS SO INSANE

Hi, this is me and my gf. We had to quit our job bc of some changes in their guidelines which didn’t make us feel safe anymore. So I’m putting my ko-fi up again. We have U$650 in bills to pay until the end of the month and every ko-fi thrown our way= one drawing/sketch of a character of your choice

Time to go to work in the shit factory!

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People imagine picking up and finding *something better* is an easy solution. But how is that supposed to work, when all your time and energy goes to staying alive? You have almost nothing to set aside to actually fight your way out.

opa eaí

literalmente pedindo demissão pq a empresa tem uma política estrita de celibato

a inveja de quem nao transa

Fear the Old Blood 🩸🧠👁️