I woke up thinking it was Wednesday and it’s actually Thursday so small win.

I’ll listen to other contenders but it’s hard to imagine that there is a sillier name in show business than Imogen Poots.

Googling: what are things you can put butter on?

Pump merkin space ice lathe team

Don’t be this guy.

my favorite genre of music? oh that's easy...

I’m trying to get my depression to accept Jesus Christ as its lord and savior in anticipation of tomorrow.

Ugh. Ow. Oh. I’m floating about 150 feet up. But I haven’t moved for 90 minutes now. Could someone turn The Rapture off and turn it back on?

Please someone come take away my internet access. Wut. No internet daddy? Oh. Fuck. I soldier on.

And another thing: I picked the ravens. Please don’t put it in the paper that I picked the ravens

I’m trying to get my depression to accept Jesus Christ as its lord and savior in anticipation of tomorrow.

I am 1/5th of the way through my rewatch of Better Call Saul and have forgotten all of it and all of Breaking Bad, so I think things are really looking up for Jimmy McGill and Kim Wexler. Still no idea why this show is called Better Call Saul. Seems like a really odd choice.

Jeopardy! is getting weird under @kenjennings.bsky.social

Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart

I’ve subscribed to Disney+, but, ironically

Dave Matthews once hung out at my table at a bar. And by that I mean that we were sitting at a table and moved to another table and then he sat down at the original table.

To put what Cleveland has been doing in perspective: If you put $10 on the Guardians to win at the beginning of their streak and then rolled it over each game, you’d have $10,000 at the end of today.

honestly the worst part of doping in baseball was making it impossible to be a twink in major league baseball

The existence of Pussy Riot implies the existence of Dick Uprising

Awww

Nice

I don’t think it tagged through so just so you all feel the love @brendelbored.bsky.social @cjzero.bsky.social @darthbluesky.bsky.social @thelouvreof.bsky.social @anna-molly.bsky.social @jakevig.bsky.social @annabower.bsky.social

I saw some whiny little bitch a while ago implying that he should be paid for posting on Bluesky. Apropos of that, who would you actually pay to see their Bluesky posts?: I think for me it’s just @brendelbored @cjzero Though I do love: @thelouvreof @darth @anna-molly @jakevig @annabower

digging into the free movies on youtube and i'm pretty sure it's making some of these up on the fly

We don’t joke enough about Kayla Calkin following 140,000 people on here.

Gentlemen, never has the outlook for our company looked more grim. Thus, the thawing of Walt Disney has begun.

Sportsball announcer: “You have to be courageous to ride a Peloton. That’s a very tough and beautiful machine.”

Having rewatched to verify: Bring It On is absolutely the best sports movie of the 2000s decade. It plays with, and inverts, so many tropes—not the least of which being that they figured out a way to make the big baddies also the underdogs. Or, looked at another way, to make both teams underdogs.

Look, if the Dutch are going to own our asses they better do it with A+ content like this.

I did my first NPR News Quiz since joining Bluesky and got a perfect score for the first time.

Please note that he kicked her leg out from under her

I’m going to give 100% today as a bit

My neighbors are constantly driving around my driveway

“Ladies and Gentlemen: Me”

If we had all supported Quibi, this wouldn’t be happening.

ah, well

“Think. Tank.” is the motto of the Utah Jazz.

“Hunny do” list has been updated

I only regret that I had but one WaPo subscription to cancel over their bullshit & I already cancelled it over previous bullshit.

At POTUS

At the Amish weed booth anyone need anything

Huntington Beach folks, stay away from the pier again. The white nationalists are back at it and this time there are more of them

If I refresh my feed and your skeet is still at the top, I give you a “Saturday like”

I’m achy and the fruity IPA that I’m drinking tastes like water so hey hi COVID

Remember when you couldn’t edit texts? I wonder if my boss misses my “good idea, hoss” texts

No Friend to This House by Natalie Haynes review – a thrilling take on the Golden Fleece myth

we need a bluesky for the left

Justice Barrett Defends Overturning ‘Roe v. Wade’ https://theonion.com/justice-barrett-defends-overturning-roe-v-wade/

turns out implausible deniability works pretty well too