Man, there are a lot of pieces that were published this past week that make me even more furious than usual that so many people who are dedicated to telling meaningful stories are unemployed or scrambling to pitch while...all that gets published, amplified, paid for, and inflicted on readers.

Do you think he and Arch Manning will hang out in January? (Texas fan)

Good morning from Tamagotchi - at Austin Pets Alive

All quarterbacks are mobile quarterbacks. How do YOU think they get on the field?

Was the last Bobby Petrino job update that he was fired from something or hired for something? I honestly can’t keep track of that rascal.

Took miller lite out from under his hat. Ejected.

I’m not sure how universal it is, but Hulu is putting Culprits up in first place prominence on my app and lemme tell ya: It’s wildly not good. Fun for a bit but so much better stuff out there.

It is my duty as a former South Carolina beat writer to inform the general public that the interim playcaller for the Gamecocks today is: - A former D2 head coach - Played with He Hate Me in the XFL - Once led the NFC in receptions for a season - Played with Calvin Johnson on the 0-16 Lions

Oh TAMU

Lawyer tip of the day: The Supreme Court is like a regular court but with sour cream and tomatoes.

my name is ozymandias, king of kings. look upon my works. this call may be recorded for quality assurance purposes

Darth asking for pet photos, then sending him pet photos, then watching him re-post other pet photos but not yours is ruff. Am I making little cat costumes now? Maybe.

“Tell Alice I just want to talk!” “She doesn’t want to see you, Carl.”

A very large number of people view the world transactionally and they’ve managed to warp an incredible number of people to their world view. We have failed to fight this properly institutionally, technologically, and politically.

There were a lot of great moments from tonight but the best by far was Miz hanging out well after the allotted time for the event was over and ripping cards with a kid wearing his jersey. They even pulled a Miz!

This game is deliciously terrible

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was getting you to upgrade to premium.

In fairness, The Saggies wasn’t a great nickname.

(Me inventing a time machine so I can go back 8 years and scream at John Mulaney) The White Horse!

Olivia Nuzzi got sent in to do a profile but it turned out she wanted to fuck the subject so we sent in Jacob Bernstein to profile her and it turns out he also wants to fuck the subject

What the holy hell is that Hyundai Christmas ad?

I have seen the repost.

OMFG But, also, let’s not kink shame. But, also, ewww whoa eww

Reading TCW's take on moral clarity feels like reading someone's essay on cilantro when they have the gene that makes it taste like soap.

Thinking today how homelessness runs through this story, through Epstein's (Virginia Guiffre had been homeless before meeting him), and even through Gaiman's (his nanny was sleeping on the beach when Palmer recruited her, and he used threats of homelessness against another victim).

My article from yesterday www.thenation.com/article/poli...

Make your coffee cold and at home instead of buying at Starbucks. Also, please ignore all of my typos.

A lot of people are out there ruining pull up fleeces for the rest of us.

Stakes are high in the ongoing hearing in Virginia to disqualify Lindsey Halligan from the Comey and James prosecutions www.lawandchaospod.com/p/lindsey-ha...

NBA Ad: Knicks. Heat. Enough said. Me: Say a little more

my name is ozymandias, king of kings. look upon my works. Let me tell you about my fantasy basketball transactions

In my experience (twice) if you use Uber’s “wait and save” option, you will always get a WayMo* and it will take much longer than the listed estimate. *in cities that have WayMos

A Passage to India. A lecture on empathy.

I much preferred this version.

I love this, they're all so happy!

Surprisingly, not about Nico Harrison.

Explain a film plot badly: Trainee takes field trip to interview mentor for class project about man’s intriguing sewing project

A few weeks ago, my outdoor kitty, Sammy, hadn’t come home for 48 hours when he always comes home daily. I knocked on doors and found that one of my neighbors had “kittynapped” him. The neighbor now knows to let him back out after visits and has been taking photos of his visits. It’s adorable.

I don’t know who needs to hear this but The Hamburger Helper won’t help you against the Hamburglar.

No truth to the rumor that the Mavericks flew Luka in to fire Nico.

No one ever asks how the Bizkit got Limp

Wet Leg's sophomore album 'Moisturizer' arrived in July, and it was just nominated for a handful of Grammy nominations. Now the British indie rockers say LP3 is already done.

I don’t know who needs to hear this but The Hamburger Helper won’t help you against the Hamburglar.

The moment when she won’t jump on the trampoline for you any more…

Some people owe @anthonymkreis.bsky.social an apology.

Repost with an iconic fictional band

There’s nothing wrong about this… just don’t talk about it