Fun fact, I started mapping a pattern for this sweater during the pandemic shutdown. #knitting

There's something about this dress I really love, aside from the fact that it's probably carrying enough arsenic to drop a horse.

sorry i was sleeping instead of watching the horst wessel televised grief pageant

Republicans control the White House, Senate, and House. If the government shuts down, that's their failed leadership at work.

Also, Things Women Should Stop Wearing After 35: 1. The Weight of Societal Expectations. That's it.

Before his speech at Charlie Kirk's memorial, Donald Trump was in the Epstein files. During his speech at Charlie Kirk's memorial, Donald Trump was in the Epstein files. After his speech at Charlie Kirk's memorial, Donald Trump was in the Epstein files.

Or the whales. Can't forget the whales.

Picard strategy tip: When an egotistical, malevolent person tells you their dangerous intent, believe them.

Disgusting

The word of the day: hagiography.

The Kabbalistic Tree of Baking Whereby divine Volume emanates to the lower vessels & is differentiated into units

MAGA should honor Charlie Kirk today by playing clips of his speeches, his show, and reading his tweets. Especially the ones about Black people, women, immigrants, MLK, Muslims, gun violence, George Floyd and LGBTQ+ people.

what do you mean he was a grifter, they're all grifters. are you saying funerals don't usually have a number you can text to order merch

The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones

As CNN offers daylong saturation coverage of the podcaster’s funeral, I went back and checked to see how CNN covered Melissa Hortman’s memorial on 6/28, where Walz spoke and Biden/Harris attended. It got about four minutes during the hours it was happening—less than Jeff Bezos’s wedding that day.

Analysis | Charlie Kirk's funeral was an uneasy blend of mourning and fascism.

The University Democrats at UT-Austin, a longstanding student group, has been told that no guests, candidates, or speakers can speak at their meetings unless the administration approves them. Submitted speakers' lists have been ignored or summarily denied. Please HMU if you know a good 1A attorney

It’s going to happen someday and people are going to celebrate and anybody who wants to scold that celebration had best be prepared to fight.

Incredible image. Also incredible that the vast majority of white Christians in this country align with the men in camo.

Trauerfeier oder Reichsparteitag?

It’s like a watergate level scandal every six hours plus he’s just straight up bombing boats full of civilians every few days

I'm sorry, is that NOT what it was?

Every clip of the Charlie Kirk funeral looks like a cross between a Klan rally, an evangelical megachurch, and a cult.

How many deported or detained immigrants have "two beautiful children"? And why are we never called upon to empathize with them and their children in the way we are being asked to think of Kirk's family?

It's sobering, in its way, to realize that there was truly nobody (save, perhaps, his children) who knew him that loved him as a man. He made himself into content, and he died as content, and his funeral is the most content of all. Soundbites to soundbites, bits to bits

"When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross." Sinclair Lewis

At the Nuremberg trials, Karl Dönitz was convicted of war crimes for the sinking of civilian vessels. This is not a complicated question, it's been illegal for centuries.

What are the names of the U.S. Navy officers carrying out these orders to serially bomb civilian boats that pose no threat to their own vessels, killing everyone aboard? Surely they’ll want to take personal credit for this honorable service and perhaps wear a little campaign medal on their chest.

I love the Winter Olympics let’s all get frostbite and fall down a mountain

Leave it to Donald Trump to lavishly fund the circuses but keep all of the bread for himself.

They should make an international franchise out of Murder She Wrote called Murder She Translated, where Jessica Fletcher's various translators in different countries also happen to solve crimes in their spare time

very unfair and possibly cheating to report my exact words and actions in the newspaper. looking into it.

In the last 72 hours, 95 democrats voted to honor a bigot, no senate democrats objected to the same measure, Trump ordered an illegal prosecution and Chuck Schumer responded by calling for bipartisan budget negotiations with that same Trump. “Vote blue no matter who.”

What in the blessed Lois Lane?

one time elizabeth warren proposed making the ultra-wealthy pay 2 cents on every dollar of their net worth above $50 million and republicans ate their own faces

I want a Star Trek series about political drama around the founding of the federation with the andorians and telluriuns and Vulcans and humans while earth recovers from nuclear winter and people leave on cobbled together spaceships forming wildcat colonies like the ones they constantly find in TOS

Feel free to borrow any of this language or concepts for your own AI statements. (Easy to copy text in the alt text.) Just don't feed it to a Mechanical Turk, that's all I ask.

This gets a paragraph, if that, in high school US history.

A Black teen named Kalief Browder was falsely accused of stealing a backpack. He spent 3 years tortured at Rikers & died by suicide A wealthy white man named Tom Homan was caught by FBI accepting bribes. He was promoted to a powerful law enforcement position This is what white supremacy looks like

I started to ask. "Which tweet?" And then realized it doesn't matter - this could be applied to 99.99% of them.

Kahless tells us that in the face of censors, of oppressors who would use your words against you even if true, you must speak out all the more loudly. All you do by silencing yourself voluntarily is save them the effort of silencing you.

Every "police officer passes out from brushing against fentanyl, maybe" story smacks of "the antifa drugs did corrupte mine humors, bringing forth a fierce dystempere!" vibe

Don’t want to get called the Gestapo? Stop acting like the Gestapo.

None of this is normal. All of it is impeachable.

In addition to all the fantastic ideas everyone else has put forward, I want a Star Trek miniseries chronicling the courtship of one Amanda Grayson and junior embassy aide Sarek, with a subplot of some kind of espionage plot that only they can solve.

Men what’s stopping you from dressing like this

That’s me in the video. And a Fox News host just celebrated me being assaulted by ICE. If ICE will do this to a congressional candidate with a big platform, just imagine what they’re doing to the people they’re kidnapping.