damn it’s strict as FUCK in here

How am I suppose to explain to white ppl I eat mangos with the peel like an apple

Moral of the story: If you kill billionaire white men, law enforcement will use every resource to find you. If you kill someone low class or non white, you’re good.

I love kissing so much. I moan into the kiss actually

Taking relationship advice from yo single friend gone have you single everytime 🤣🤣🤣

I think it’s so funny watching stores pretend Black Friday is what it used to be. Walking up and seeing all the promo stuff and “Line starts Here” but there’s no line😂😂

ITS THE HOUSE OF THE AMBITIOUS

I had to grow into this nose pls 😭

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BEST WIFE ANYONE COULD HAVE EVER ASKED FOR @countmoony.bsky.social 💛 I can’t wait to love you throughout all of time and for an eternity jaanu, and I can’t wait to experience all of the beauty of life with you my soul, happy birthday baby 🥺

They SHOULD’VE called this skynet but they not as funny as me

do kids even get chased by dogs anymore??? this generation don’t go thru shit

Omg just realized the allegations can’t follow me here

daddy has to be honest kitten. i think we're going to have to sublease and turn the sex dungeon into a bedroom again. Ur ai music album isn’t taking off like we thought it would

Face ID never recognized me with my glasses 😔

Waking up and it’s cold and u gotta go to work and fucking dig out ur car plus a path ??? I hate it all

I would like a masters degree I would not like to pay for a masters degree

All my homeboys hate Tory Lanez 😌

Krispe Kreme emails are like the devil whispering in my ear

U ever think about how ur teeth are always wet

Just responded to one email, think imma call it a day

Can we call them “flutters” instead of “skeets”? 🥹

Fever-tree ginger beer is once again superior

I hate all of these

clocked in at the ilysm factory <3

A safe place to hide from morons is a library or book store.

The Serrano v Taylor fight was lowkey the best one

Mike Tyson better beat the breaks off of Jake Paul

Not everyone can agree on stuff like politics and religion, but everyone can agree that they all want to see Jake Paul get knocked out tonight

Damn somebody stitch her up She is open !!

Getting to know each other Pronouns: he/him Height: 5'11 Shoe: 11 Zodiac: aries Smoke: nuh uh Tattoos: 1 Piercings: 0 Fave Drink: strawberry lemonade

“You came across my skyline” sound like some romantic shit lmao

Getting to know each other Pronouns: she/her/they Height: 5'6 Shoe: 8 Zodiac: Sagittarius Smoke: hookah Tattoos: 0 Piercings: 0 (do ears count?) Fave Drink: Redbull - amber edition

Top tier hating I gotta respect it

the moon smiled at me

another day, another dollar

Ask Myspace whether its possible for an entire user base to abandon a platform

ill really beat elon musk ass

This is me trying😭

Stay out our business!

I wasn't a band or theater kid, but I was a book kid and I think that still counts for something here.