If I was a wood nymph you could pay me in moss, ivy and smooth stones from the river bed. But alas, I am not 😉 Booking now for NYC for all of May and June!

I went to a medieval inspired costume party the other night & it was a blast, i decided to go as a wood nymph/elf & a green theme. 💚 I don't have much medieval-y clothing but I borrowed this corset from @mollybsimmons.bsky.social and it went with this green velvet dress perfectly!!

This could be your shower if you play your cards right ;) Booking for March in NYC, Maryland/DC in April (dates TBD) and Chicago in May or June. Email me to book or tell me you want me to come to your city! 🌧 [email protected] 🌧

There seems to be an influx of men trying to bypass screening by using AI. Fellas, don't even try it. We can always tell. And we will laugh at you.

I bring a certain sense of grace and beauty to the demolition derby ✨️

This barely there floral set has me longing for spring 🌼

I also made this mask for the party and let me tell you, its really hard to superglue moss to plastic 😄 Anyway the ears were a big hit, I got compliments on them all night! Such a fun time, I really do love dressing up for Halloween and costume parties!

Come see me at my incall tonight, I will be here til 12am :) Text ---> 201-687-9215

I also made this mask for the party and let me tell you, its really hard to superglue moss to plastic 😄 Anyway the ears were a big hit, I got compliments on them all night! Such a fun time, I really do love dressing up for Halloween and costume parties!

I went to a medieval inspired costume party the other night & it was a blast, i decided to go as a wood nymph/elf & a green theme. 💚 I don't have much medieval-y clothing but I borrowed this corset from @mollybsimmons.bsky.social and it went with this green velvet dress perfectly!!

I bring a certain sense of grace and beauty to the demolition derby ✨️

Happy May Day my loves! Power to the workers! Power to the Palestinians! Power to the dolls! Power to the disabled! Power to the butches and dykes! Power to the gender fuckers! Power to the indigenous around the world! Power to the children! Power to the caregivers!

Happy May Day my loves! Power to the workers! Power to the Palestinians! Power to the dolls! Power to the disabled! Power to the butches and dykes! Power to the gender fuckers! Power to the indigenous around the world! Power to the children! Power to the caregivers!

My current fantasy is having hot, passionate sex in front of an (empty) burning data center or Amazon warehouse. 🔥🔥🔥

I had such a lovely time with my MD/DC gentlemen! And I loved absorbing the lovely weather we had for a couple days down here! Please ignore my 💅 hand here i don't know what I was doing lmfao

I love my lower back dimples! Do these have a cute nickname? Do you have lower back dimples??? (I love this film shot!)

What kind gentleman wants to book a duo with me and this hottie??

Unreliable narrator? Oh you mean the Victorians? Follow for more history jokes that aren't actually jokes but history needs will laugh at

Sorry i have been so MIA with the dog/song of the day posts! Song of the day is In This Shirt by The Irreplaceables and dog of the day is this sweeter baby named Samson.

If I was a wood nymph you could pay me in moss, ivy and smooth stones from the river bed. But alas, I am not 😉 Booking now for NYC for all of May and June!

Proton's CEO says age-verification is okay so long as its "strictly confined to areas like pornography and social media." Let me tell you how misguided this is — especially from the head of a "privacy first" company. 🧵

How I foresee my retirement

Bisexual lighting is just The Thing lighting

I love how curly my hair gets in the humidity!! I've been loving the weather down here in MD 🦀

I had such a lovely time with my MD/DC gentlemen! And I loved absorbing the lovely weather we had for a couple days down here! Please ignore my 💅 hand here i don't know what I was doing lmfao

I don't recall any previous transformative technologies that had to be sold to the public so hard. No one in 1999 was going, "Guys. Cell phone? It's coming, whether we like it or not. I think it's important, FOR WOMEN ESPECIALLY, to learn about cell phone. So that we're not left behind!!"

I love how curly my hair gets in the humidity!! I've been loving the weather down here in MD 🦀

Do men in the manosphere not realize that the men that women really admire are: Mr. Rogers Anthony Bourdain Aragorn son of Arathorn And all these men embody the exact opposite of manosphere/toxic masculine culture.

If you need inspiration for what kind of green lingerie/clothing to get me:

Oh shit, someone threw a molotov cocktail at Sam Altmans house, someone shot up a city officials door and left a note that just said "No Data Centers" and a guy burned down a warehouse because he was tired of not being paid enough to live. Listen up Theys, gays and baes I think we're on the cusp.

My current fantasy is having hot, passionate sex in front of an (empty) burning data center or Amazon warehouse. 🔥🔥🔥

Would you put your hands around my waist?

Litha says hello (very loudly)

My dates for MD/DC area are set! April 17-19th. I cant wait to be back and see some new and current lovers :) Email me to book! [email protected]

Have you booked me for a spring fling yet??? Well you should because this beautiful weather has got me all frisky!

Available in NYC this weekend #oursky #datenyc

Recent mini book haul from the local queer bookstore!!

Have you booked me for a spring fling yet??? Well you should because this beautiful weather has got me all frisky!

My twitter is officially suspended. I hadn't been using it for ages but now it's gone. Whomp whomp.

I love my lower back dimples! Do these have a cute nickname? Do you have lower back dimples??? (I love this film shot!)

Throwback to when I did clown/jester makeup for a custom video someone purchased from me and I had never done clown makeup before so I just winged it lol

You better book this hottie if you know what's good for you And you should book us together in nyc, bring her over here!!

Cashapp: $eelgrass 😘

Drop something green 💚☘️🐍

I love foggy bathroom mirrors 🪞🚿

Are you getting snowed in this weekend? What will you be doing on your snow days?? ❄️ ❄️ ❄️ Me: reading, admin stuff, practicing guitar, playing with my cats, watching movies, writing, maybe some cleaning/organizing and and Epsom salt bath 🛁

Had a devishly good time last night with a certain generous suitor....thank you for such a wonderful time W! This is what I wore underneath my dress for him :)

Drop something green 💚☘️🐍

If you're a woman considering booking me and you see this- this is your sign. Girl get in my inbox and into my bed. (Just left an amazing date and I want more.)