So in the process of trying to switch over my newsletter to a different host (my website) I may have lost all the emails that did not sign up through my website 😭 So if you were subscribed to my newsletter & had *not* done so through my website, can you send me your email so I can add you back? 😊

Can I be your spring awakening? Its going to be so nice in nyc this week, we should take advantage of this beautiful weather :)

You'd think Mamdani insulted their Nonna's cooking the way Italians are so upset at him right now. Its hilarious.

This video is still available to purchase directly from me! I did not end up putting it on my site. Its too good for that! Message me to purchase :)

Still have some time this month for some lovers :) And I am booking for August as well, available in NYC and surrounding areas - NJ, CT, Long Island, Hudson Valley. Prioritizing: 💋 Repeat clients ✨️ Longer dates (2 hours+) 🍝 Dinner dates 👭 Duos (ask about duo partners!) >> [email protected]

So in the process of trying to switch over my newsletter to a different host (my website) I may have lost all the emails that did not sign up through my website 😭 So if you were subscribed to my newsletter & had *not* done so through my website, can you send me your email so I can add you back? 😊

Think I’d be great at soccer. I regularly go 90 mins without accomplishing one goal

This video is still available to purchase directly from me! I did not end up putting it on my site. Its too good for that! Message me to purchase :)

I just read the last line of a book that gave me chills. T. Kingfisher you are a genius.

Me and my cats if you even care

If you have an unpredictable schedule and are unable to confirm a date until last minute, consider pre-screening accompanied by a small gift. So, when you reach out last minute, you’re more likely to be taken seriously and met enthusiastically rather than being perceived as low-quality traffic.

Thank you so much D for donating to Steve's dental surgery cost! Her surgery is at the beginning of August & I am still aways off from the goal, if you want to help get her teeth fixed! Cashapp: $eelgrass Venmo: @eelgrass (Providers: please do not donate! Opportunity for clients and fans only!)

I saw an Indian queer describe themselves as Naan-binary and I don't know them but I love them for that

My poor baby Stevie needs dental surgery & it's set for early August! Its very pricey, & while I have a big chunk covered - any help to get the rest covered would be so amazing! Clients & fans, if you'd like to help Stevie out - you can send a gift to my cashapp: $eelgrass or venmo: @eelgrass

Still have some time this month for some lovers :) And I am booking for August as well, available in NYC and surrounding areas - NJ, CT, Long Island, Hudson Valley. Prioritizing: 💋 Repeat clients ✨️ Longer dates (2 hours+) 🍝 Dinner dates 👭 Duos (ask about duo partners!) >> [email protected]

My poor baby Stevie needs dental surgery & it's set for early August! Its very pricey, & while I have a big chunk covered - any help to get the rest covered would be so amazing! Clients & fans, if you'd like to help Stevie out - you can send a gift to my cashapp: $eelgrass or venmo: @eelgrass

This is your warning that my July is already getting busy with social things and pre-bookings! And I have time at my incall this Tuesday night after 6pm! Come see how long my hair has gotten!

Thank you A for a delightful evening the other night! Here I am in my new LBD at the rooftop party we went to :)

Thank you A for a delightful evening the other night! Here I am in my new LBD at the rooftop party we went to :)

I did not have "rescue an injured baby pigeon" on my bingo card for today but life is wonderful and surprising. She was limping and cant fly. Gonna keep her warm and safe tonight and take her to Wild Bird Fund tomorrow.

Hello from the enchanted woods where I definitely don't live because I live in a regular human house and definitely do not talk to birds at all

My mayor Muslim, my bagels Jewish, my rats thrive KNICKS IN 5!!!!!

Frankie says: 👅

the entire point of life is to be kind and weird btw

Zohran Mamdani’s been the Mayor of New York for 6 months and the Knicks just became NBA Champions for the first time in 53 years. Congrats, New York!

Six months of democratic socialism and the Knicks break a 53 year drought. #ThanksZohran

HISTORY.

My mayor Muslim, my bagels Jewish, my rats thrive KNICKS IN 5!!!!!

Hello from the enchanted woods where I definitely don't live because I live in a regular human house and definitely do not talk to birds at all

Me on June 1st:

Pride is here! I owe my life to trans SW & strive to keep us alive & thriving. Goals: -Buy out my “Needs” wishlist for distro to trans SW -Arm 4-7 trans people in my life ($2000-4000) -Book a train roomette to my Chicago leather family -Reimburse my rent ($2k) -Sign over a building to me

Can we just replace Taylor Swift with Olivia Rodrigo.

Opening up the Instax Nudie Vaults because my cat burned himself Comment “me” or “sold” to claim this one of a kind hotness for $20 Venmo or Cash App, only, sorry

Are you coming to NYC to watch the NBA finals? Make the most of your time here and book me for some post game celebrations! (or consolations!) I will be here all of June! Text to book: 201-687-9215 #Knicks #Spurs #NBA #NBAfinals

Please help one of our own! Also its pride month so the perfect time to donate to a black trans SWer! Donate $100 or more to Dahlia, send me proof and I will send you a free exclusive photoset of 15 hot, new lewd photos :)

Please help one of our own! Also its pride month so the perfect time to donate to a black trans SWer! Donate $100 or more to Dahlia, send me proof and I will send you a free exclusive photoset of 15 hot, new lewd photos :)

Come see me at my incall tomorrow night (Tuesday 6/2) in the East Village and I will tell you what I think about that Euphoria ending. (Or we can not talk at all 😉) Pre-bookings preferred! Text to book: 201-687-9215

Its really really crazy that we live in a world where anyone* can have this face in their bed. *respectful, kind adults who screen and can afford to treat themselves :)

My look for the Jesus and Mary Chain show tonight. I really love the way this looks in black and white lol

This please

Good hygiene is hot and will make me 100000% more likely to want to see you again :)

I want Hollywood to make a movie where a person with chronic pain that was denied medical care from their insurer, kidnaps the CEO and makes them experience all the same pain.

Its really really crazy that we live in a world where anyone* can have this face in their bed. *respectful, kind adults who screen and can afford to treat themselves :)

My look for the Jesus and Mary Chain show tonight. I really love the way this looks in black and white lol

Did you know ⁉️ You can prebook me weeks in advance. Booking in advance is an especially good idea if you’re visiting from out of town and want to make sure you get to see me

THISSSSSSSSS

@patagonia.com I am urging you to drop this ridiculous lawsuit against the drag queen Pattie Gonia. If anything, her climate activism and good works over the years *benefits* you all. You claim to care about our earth. So why take an environmental activist to court?

Come see me tomorrow night at my incall in the East Village :) If you ask nicely, maybe i will put this on for you! Text to book: 201-687-9215

Your dog of the day is this fat squirrel I saw dig up a buried nut and then eat it :) And your song of the day is Start Again by Keeley Forsyth that I have been obsessedddddd with

What movie should I watch tonight? Im rewarding myself with one after I get some reading done lol