Always awkward and sad when covid deniers die gasping for air from a disease that doesn't exist. Unfortunately, there's no way to prevent this kid of thing.

Which will make it all too much more frustrating when they barf up something like "Building back stronger. 2GetHer."

This is, straight up, not what’s going to happen.

TRUE!

Doing a site visit for a potential site for Camp Bisco 2027!

Jesus Christ.

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. hard mode: no star wars, star trek, lotr, dc, marvel, disney, pixar, dreamworks, spielberg, cameron, wachowskis, or ghibli. Getting more hardcore challenging.

The plot, as I’ve sometimes heard it put, THICKENED from there.

You can’t teach that kind of length.

very, very good post

There’s a new leading Animal, then, I guess.

Passing 11 walgreens and 6 cvs's on the 4 mile trip to the debrief.

MELANIA: You want me. Out of nowheres. To remind every one. Of my best friend, and child sex monster. Jeffrey Epstein?? (squints evilly) NATHAN FIELDER: (voice over) The First Lady loved my idea.

New strain of suburbanite brain disease just dropped!

One thing that I know to be true in this world is this: the music hidden behind the Cotter Ellis bukkake picture on the goose stunt website is drab, repetitive and also drab. It's drab, and I like that band. I wouldn't want to have to explain this post to my mom.

lol

europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of hormuz

people joke about what experiencing even the banalities of modern society would do to a medieval peasant, but here's a German tourist from a small farming village who says some Times Square salsa verde physically incapacitated him gothamist.com/food/theres-...

telling my child in 30 years that bam adebayo played against vibe coders and doordashers

Rest in piss, muttering caricature.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIXED FEELINGS?

He didn’t mean to nail it…but nail it he did.

#BadBunny's performers continued to dance and party outside the stadium after the #SuperBowl #HalftimeShow

Lindsey Vonn is a bad fuckin’ dude, man.

"Where's your horse?"

A true WHAMMER.

There was a really good post/thread cookin' here, and then a silly person showed up. Pal, you're clearly motivated and knowledgable about things. Find a better tree to chop. By this (stupid) rationale, nobody from ANY background has ever earned a merit-based award that holds up. Anywhere.

Made this tonight. Dude oh my god. cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1016...

The more I tried to avoid the fact, the more obvious it becomes that JRAD might be the coolest, most fun band on the planet.

A good post is a good post. This is one of those.

Carl Perkins’ Cadillac!

You can, should, and will suck a giant fart out of my ass, you weird dork.

Let JRAD handle the Kool-Aid Man segues, Ern.

The least funny man of all time, noted pedophile Jerry Seinfeld, called me an asshole from the seat of his stupid little golf cart-sized rich guy car because I was trying to help him find a parking spot at a horse show (my job that day).

Acoustic guitar on stage? I’m not crazy to say that hasn’t been a normal thing for decades, right? Or have I just had a blind spot for a very long time?

Eat shit, nerd.

billionaire: i have 3 brains. in my skull interviewer: incredible

🎶It's the most contemptible tiiiime of the year🎶

Goose is good. Life is a carnival

The saxophone, etc, let loose to wander…it’s really good.

Whoa.

🎶We’ve got a bassoon in the band🎶

TBH, if I could go to work dressed as Les Claypool, I would. Good work Rick.

I thought we had a deal. You said 7:46.

Look at these fucking dorks.

Grown-up jam of the year is the Chicago Tumble. I know about the other stuff, I promise.

@sickoscommittee.org I’m pretty sure Thom Brennaman just referred to two Italian guys on Syracuse as Guido Football Players. He’s a national treasure-level rake-stepper.

Dezron puts his pants on pocket first