billionaire: i have 3 brains. in my skull interviewer: incredible

🎶It's the most contemptible tiiiime of the year🎶

Goose is good. Life is a carnival

The saxophone, etc, let loose to wander…it’s really good.

Whoa.

🎶We’ve got a bassoon in the band🎶

TBH, if I could go to work dressed as Les Claypool, I would. Good work Rick.

I thought we had a deal. You said 7:46.

Look at these fucking dorks.

Grown-up jam of the year is the Chicago Tumble. I know about the other stuff, I promise.

@sickoscommittee.org I’m pretty sure Thom Brennaman just referred to two Italian guys on Syracuse as Guido Football Players. He’s a national treasure-level rake-stepper.

Dezron puts his pants on pocket first

8 degrees with 100% humidity is not gonna be one of your warmer 8 degree days, folks.

Man, Dezron is SO good.

Strong men also cry, Mr. Lebowski. Strong men...also...cry.

The worst people you’ve ever met in your life are gonna be PISSED.

@scalzi.com I'm opening Starter Villain on Monday. Yes, I schedule things like that. No, It's not weird. It's normal. Yes, I'm Excited. Yes, It's the first of your books I've read. The lady at the tiny bookstore in Waterbury, VT says it's great. Let's get it ON.

“We’re anti torment nexus, but we’re meh whatever about racism, nazism and genocide. Don’t like it? Fuck you”

HELL YEAH

The time stamp will vindicate me on this one.

Walks kill. It’s the one true law of baseball.

Women don't like the vehicle

The only person who hates this dork more than me is his dad.

So it *is* possible to have a banana-based band with horns and swing that doesn't suck shit, and doesn't have an off-key weirdo trying to channel Janis Joplin who just kind of makes everyone want to leave.

Parrot in the background lol

Got a little feeling I might finally have Covid. Pretty good run, though.

May the odious Yankees suffer eternally. May they sign Brian Cashman, tomorrow, to a 1,000 year contract.

Move over Bobby Knight, there's a new self-immolation king in town.

Is that Jim James

Goose play Spiders (kidsmoke) in Chicago challenge.

I didn’t think you were allowed to dox people on here.

Not gonna beat around the bush on this one: I was hoping for a Lil Nug (I think that was her name) scenario for this phish show tonight, but it’s just you same guys again. I’m not sayin’, I’m just sayin’.

This shit should have the same traction as Abe Shinzo's killing, but it won't where everyone was like omg then they were like 'holy shit what a terrible person'

The whole country’s like that. Charlotte’s not even remotely unique.

it turns out leftists were right about israel. they’re probably still wrong about everything else though

9:43 pm. I hate it here. But at least I’m not at SPAC, enjoying the most unhinged shit of the year!

People who tell you to be yourself always think you’re someone else

This guy's gotta go and stump me like this right before I take a shower and go to bed?

You won’t hear very many people say this out loud, but it’s true: I really miss living in Syracuse, New York.

This dog, dude. She’s something else.

I’m sorry, this band rips.

Streak crashes to a halt in CT tonight.

That shit was spectacular.

I like Honeybee. I do not like Coach.

Look, dude, I don't even know your mom.

FUCK. BRAD.