Thank you Montréal Canadiens. This is the beginning of a great era.

I just saw a commercial for UFC at the White House and ot looks like one of the parody commercials in Robocop. This timeline sucks.

-True- "When tyranny becomes Law, rebellion becomes duty" Thomas Jefferson

#Canadians. #Hockey. National Anthem. That is all. Thank you. 🇨🇦❤️💪

Airports are the only place no-one gives you grief for drinking at 11 in the morning.

Marie-Philip Poulin for torchbearer at the next Habs game!

POUR LA VICTOIRE ‼️ THE MONTRÉAL VICTOIRE ARE THE 2026 PWHL WALTER CUP CHAMPIONS! LA VICTOIRE DE MONTRÉAL SONT LES CHAMPIONNES DE LA COUPE WALTER 2026 DE LA LPHF!

As billionaires fire people believing AI will make you richer know this: AI does not create, it repeats. AI does not innovate, it regurgitate. You are only successful because of the people than enabled you, and without those people, we will celebrate your downfall.

The problem with the Mandalorian and Grogu movie is if you haven't watched all seasons, you're kinda not the target audience...

The three classes of airport travelers are: Kind & Patient Quiet & Patient Rude & Inpatient If you're in the third class of that list, you probably stopped maturing at 2 years old.

🇨🇦♥️🇨🇦 Habs win 6-3 !!! lead series 3-2 #GoHabsGo

CHICAGO! We are adding another show on October 8! Presale starts tomorrow at 10am CT with code CHELSEA. 🎟️ Get tickets to the High and Mighty Tour at chelseahandler.com/tour-high-and-mighty

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Loblaws leverages their ownership of commercial properties to suppress competition and keep prices high. old.reddit.com/r/loblawsiso...

Return to sender,’ Some people in Canada are refusing to fill out their census forms, risking fines up to $1,000 Multiple social media users have been posting pictures of their censuses, writing they wouldn’t be submitting it. #cdnpoli nowtoronto.com/news/some-pe...

Internet rules dictate that whenever you see the Tom Holland Umbrella video, you have to share it. I'm just following the rules.

A Baltimore bakery truck was struck by a United Airlines plane coming in for a landing at Newark Airport. If this were under Mayor Pete’s watch, Fox would be running it until Christmas.

Same energy:

The relationship between Canada and Europe is rooted in a common history and shared values, and we’re building on that. In a more divided world, we’re choosing partnership — in trade, defence, and security — to build a more prosperous and secure future together.

Ole Ole Ole Ole! Congratulations to the Montreal Canadiens for winning Game 7 Congratulations to Tampa Bay for playing so hard, this series could have gone either way. These two teams gave us 7 excellent games.

Never have 4 people more wished they were still in the deepest, darkest recesses of outer space.

Come get me!

Mercosur is an economic trading bloc with worth more than $4 trillion. Today, I spoke with President Javier Milei about recent progress toward the Canada–Mercosur trade deal, and how Canada and Argentina can deepen our partnership in mining, energy, and defence.

Canada,please remember we're not HIM. www.nhl.com/news/buffalo...

If Trump's face is added to the US passport, every country should refuse anyone with one.

Let’s all post it and see if they indict all of us.

Anyone want to bet that Trump will open a Gofundme page for the US? www.msn.com/en-us/news/i...

United, we will build Canada strong for all.

Being sober is highly overrated. Cheers to my inebriated friends everywhere.

If the Canadian market s so important to US liquor companies then move your distilleries to the great free north. Jack Daniel's can move to Quebec and rebrand as Jacques Danielle.

I used to be a libtard. Then I was a snowflake. Then I was woke. Now I'm a radical left scum. It's good to evolve.

What a great idea!! #Epstein

From the PM. Plain language. You cannot lead the country without security clearance! Period. #cdnpoli

Nous venons en aide aux Canadiennes et aux Canadiens en leur offrant un coup de pouce aujourd’hui et en leur donnant les moyens d’aller de l’avant.

Those are violations in the existing agreement. youtu.be/35QDwlMIedo?...

Congratulations Virginia!! Yes Passes!!! Virginia will redistrict. I am glad this passed but there is something wrong with these numbers. These numbers do NOT follow the trend we have seen in the last year of elections shifting 10 points to the left. Something stinks here.

Congratulations, Virginia! Republicans are trying to tilt the midterm elections in their favor, but they haven’t done it yet. Thanks for showing us what it looks like to stand up for our democracy and fight back.

Coachella is removing these videos, so they might be about to learn about the Strokesand Effect.

Absolutely incredible. NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone. Watch with sound on.

Love France 🇫🇷 They understand the importance of the battery life of a Nokia 3310

Cashed in on the way out. thehill.com/homenews/cam...

We should be learning from other countries...

Yet another reason for 47 to withdraw us from NATO. As we’re all well aware he only takes orders from either Putin or Netanyahu.

Mamdani: When I ran for mayor, I said I was going to tax the rich 
Well, today we're taxing the rich...

Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.