Just gonna leave this here and dip because seeing shitheads glaze Maduro ruins my fucking day.

The world must boycott the World Cup and the Olympics. It is both the only moral choice and will actually get the attention of these dead-eyed clout demons.

Ah yeah what I wanted to do at 2am, check in on my loved ones because there's bombings in Caracas.

We need to elect a muslim Mayor in FL immediately.

Movie recs please ✨

god came down and said

I spent most of last year (about 99%) torturing myself over not feeling enough or worthy. Here's to hopefully not giving a shit this year. ✨🌈

Business transactions

Lmao okay

Elon Musk promised a lot of things by 2025 - colonists arriving on Mars - xAI achieving AGI - Tesla robotaxis serving half the U.S. - completely driverless robotaxis - a Tesla Roadster demo - DOGE cutting trillions none of them happened mashable.com/article/elon-mus...

So fucking stupid ✨

I had a migraine for about 12 hours today, thx to my roommate for dealing with my stupid ass. * I cannot stop calling cheeseburgers beesechurgers.

It's actually impressive that this guy is an even worse FIFA president than the last one.

seeing a lot of people wonder why NYT is giving this overt antisemite such a glowing profile but they’re all forgetting their shared interest in ruining the lives of trans people

By the way, Gavin Newsom is apparently raising money to fight AGAINST the billionaire tax. So thoughtful of him to come to their aid at this particular time in history,

Idk why waiting to set up my mini arcade thing at work has me in fight or flight mode lol

It's wild seeing all the art pages sharing Bardot's death and talking about her as anything except a hate mongering bitch.

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

A lot of people, even people who’ve been following my work for years, simply do not know that I send out a physical zine every month that is wholly exclusive content that you can only get there

Happy holidays, y'all.

Well it started when I spilled some baked beans all over myself in the movie theater

My mom gifted my bff some pistachio chocolates and they ended up having gluten, so my mom gifted me some pistachio chocolates 🙏🏼

elon christmas special (2022)

TikTok has signed a deal to sell its U.S. operations to a group of investors led by Larry Ellison, the billionaire ally of Trump whose family media and entertainment empire just got bigger. n.pr/4p9IPdQ

I have a staff party tonight but I'm currently running at 0% battery and will to exist.

Okay then.

There are too many fucking bots on this app.

"your trauma made you stronger". no, my trauma made me traumatized. it made me weak, it gave me memory loss, and it gave me feelings i've never wanted. i made myself stronger by dragging myself out of a dark place and dealing with consequences that weren’t my fault.

to add to the Jake Paul schadenfreude, Andrew Tate also lost a fight to some reality TV influencer. most analysis of the fight I've read described his opponent as deeply untalented but Andrew lost anyway. Tate's endurance was awful and he was gassed after the first round.

My dad arrived safely 😊 we ate some cheese and complained about the shitass that sold me a shitty car and ruined my life ✨

Important thread from a former NYT staffer breaking down how the paper's genocidal anti-trans crusade is directed, top down, from the highest levels of the organization. Stop putting bullets in the gun that's killing us. Boycott the New York Times.

The only group of people whose take on the “release” really matters. “‘They are proving everything we have been saying about corruption and delayed justice,’said Jess Michaels, one of the earliest known victims of Mr. Epstein. ‘What are they protecting? The coverup continues.’” Gift link

I cannot tell you just how *tremendously hard* various volunteers have worked on this massive @unbreaking.org update: sifting through awful, terrible news every single day, identifying connections and themes, all to build a clear picture of the harm the federal government’s caused.

Look at my stupid son, ignore my cold medicine.

BINDERS YOU GUYS. BINDERS

Gonna be real, you dont need AI at all. Not with references, not with ideas, not to help you brainstorm, nothin. Not in games and especially NOT animation. You dont need an ass-pat machine to help you and your brain. Ask someone who you trust to give you proper feedback without crushing you.

Never pass up an opportunity to share this classic by @nicklutsko.bsky.social

This is the compromise? This is the bipartisanship? This is the civility? This is the return to normalcy? This is the price of winning? WHAT WILL YOU HAVE WON

I seriously would love it if no one came to the U.S. matches.

The far right winning in Chile, political assassinations over speech, genocide in more than one country. Extremely difficult to feel any hope when we are being driven into the ground by a few richer than God sociopaths.

I love tricking my friends into having a few beers with me at my place and then I get to force them to listen to my fav jams.

I choose to believe this unhinged couple got raptured and left only their hats behind.

There's this crazy phenomena with zoomers at shows, as soon as they hear the Buddy Holly riff they go nuts.

Primitive Man tonight, so fucking excited.

Only a vengeful hateful God would give me Orville Peck as Vega and then put him in the same movie as fucking Andrew Schulz.

No thanks, fuck Harry Potter.

New creature collecting game? 👀 Looks like AI, sounds like AI, is probably AI.... 😑

There's a place near me that has Bring You Own Vinyl night, but I might be too much of a hater to go listen to strangers music choices.

On a happier note, I put the steamdeck in my bedroom with a wireless controller and now I can bedrot like god intended.

Idk man, just reading the news has me extremely fucked up.