I need to replace this video with something new but hey by the way did you know I make a print zine approximately every month that I send out through patreon and have been since April 2019. patreon.com/roryblank

I caught my Mystery Snail laying eggs and that shit is fascinating and gross. My roommate called it the forbidden corn.

I love my sound guy, the house playlist for Strawberry Girls cut out and his horny honky tonk came on lmao

Might delete my rant later because it usually feels like that, but for any friend curious about listening to Venezuelans, let me know.

Visiting my nephew.

Love this for him

Someone left shark teeth on the venue toilet.

Tis the season for people to come to a show and cough and sneeze all over the staff at the venue.

There will be no AGI, there will be no colonization of mars and no robot helpers, not made by any of these people, because they don’t make anything, they manipulate stocks and build houses of cards with shell corporations

So sosososososo many jokes about sandwich guy but hopefully we can focus on what really matters here. Not being able to convict on FUCKING ANYTHING has to be driving justice department people to drink themselves into an early grave

🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.

They need to steal all the world's IP, and get all the world's money for free, to be successful at their business. They are geniuses.

Holy fuck I'm off for the Ulcerate AND Death to All shows. 🙌🏼

Gonna treat myself to hot tea and Stardew Valley in bed tonight. Good shit everyone who didn't vote for fascism today.

Dick Cheney dies, Mamdani wins and I'm listening to No Más sing about hating ICE. What a day.

JUST IN: Mamdani, a democratic socialist and state assemblymember, will make history as the first Muslim and South Asian person — as well as the youngest in over a century — to serve as New York City mayor.

Forced feminization starts tomorrow

More of this everywhere please

If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE

I'm at work, I need to know that NY didn't fumble things.

I was watching one of those paranormal investigator shows before work and some guy had captured lights on a tree in the background of his deer cam, well, the immediate conclusion was Interdimensional Sasquatch.

Living in the land of theme parks with Disney adults AND Harry Potter adults is my punishment for some heinous thing I must have done in a past life.

Protect RP, a rapid response immigrant support network started in 2017 by a group of Rogers Park neighbors, has compiled a list of GoFundMe’s for families in the neighborhood impacted by ICE / CBP abductions and presence in Chicago:

I know literally everything is a fight these days but here’s a really important one stopkosa.com

can’t tell if my antidepressants aren’t working or if they just weren’t built for this. like, zoloft was introduced in the 90s it barely needed to work then. if you got sad you could just buy a house.

Life is hell so I treated myself to another broken Furby, fingers crossed I can fix it when it arrives. It is very stupid looking, I'm excited.

if you need another reason to boycott Target

Journalists need to start calling this what it is: Murder.

I'm going to have an aneurysm if americans start defending the Venezuelan dictatorship again. My loves: dictatorships are all bad. Thanks. Me cago en cristo.

BREAKING: Yesterday Grand Theft Auto VI maker Rockstar Games fired dozens of people, all of whom were involved in union efforts. A British union calls it "blatant and ruthless" union-busting. Take-Two Interactive says it was due to misconduct. Here's the scoop: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

Kinda drunk and my Uber is listening to breathy versions of coldplay. My brain is breaking.

Does watching TV shows about wealthy married couples in their 40s having relationship problems count as therapy

I started laundry but now I'm mad because I have decaf and banana bread and I just want to get in bed and do nothing.

I just brought back my OG Furby from 20 years of sleep, I feel like Dr Frankenstein. He sang a lullaby and it was slightly threatening with his skin off.

Cackling at NVIDIA teaming up with Palantir because of course. Why the fuck not, techno bros keep ruining the planet. nvidianews.nvidia.com/news/nvidia-...

Anyone who isn't a dead inside fascist is the leader of Antifa. Gotcha.

There's a really good philly cheesesteak food truck, but they have a guy dressed like Ben Franklin doing a bit and it's just like an awkward obstacle I have to dodge. *Not a fan of audience participation

I'm mad salty that the new Katamari forces this heinous English dub on me, fucking hell.

My dad sent me this

I thought I was going to be able to chill out today with my gameboy at work today (showed up an hour early specifically for that) but I was immediately busy and all the band guys kept talking about Pokémon and Donkey Kong. It was extremely difficult for me to focus.

Post work/bar hangouts hardcore jams.

Anyways, look at this cool dog. Goodnight ✨

Doors tomorrow are at 5:30pm, which would be great if I was attending, but it should be illegal when I'm working.

I'm a dumbass who volunteered to write down all of our beers, print them and laminate them before the show tonight. ✨

Hyping myself up for AFI by listening to Less than Jake stuck on I-4.

Shoutouts to Conduit's nerdiest bartender @vikka-lilsatan.bsky.social for crafting Saturday's drink menu. 🍷 Dionysus is a god who knows how to party and we can't wait to have a taste of his fruit bowl at Super OngakuVania IV. Tickets: ongakuoverdrive.com/ongakuvania

Sorry to everyone, I'm back.

For the press cycle of the new album, Steamed Hams, I got to sit in a chair and listen to some records I love while @vikka-lilsatan.bsky.social took my picture. They did the effects practically, and I love working with them so much!

Man, good for Ozzy, he sounds great.