Every time I talk about how I need a girlfriend I can’t stop thinking about this post

Hey future me. This is 11-11-25 11:23am you. Ur eating a chocolate glazed donut with sprinkles right before brushing ur teeth and going to bed. Jsyk.

google is so funny w it's "sponsored post" search results like, it's either exactly the thing I typed into the bar and was looking for anyway, and the 2nd link is the same thing, ORRR it's something completely different that i didn't want at all.

this felt too informative not to share

I know I seen people shit on Alphas the TV show for the Autism Superpower but I'm ngl I started imitating that years ago (unfortunately less visually appealing and far more crude, ofc) and it's easier for me to process thought when I do that

no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy

i was told to actually use my throne for things that would be beneficial to streams so i guess i am doing that. obvs i don't expect anyone to touch or look at this but since it was mentioned i figured i Might As Well throne.com/starlightnoe...

I wish I could express properly in words my feelings about gigi murin, chaser of hololive en justice. As a creator, entertainer, person, and everything she brought and brings to hololive.

If it’s not too early for this annual reminder: remember not to give one single penny to these guys this Christmas.

Hey, why was yesterday Saturday and today is Saturday. What the fuck happened to me

THESE ARE SO DANGEROUS. Had a friend get one of these a few years ago and they stole his Discord login token and commandeered his account without ever needing a password. Please avoid clicking suspicious download links from anyone you don't know (and even people you do if vibes are off). Be careful.

my FUCKING FRIES WERE DRYYYYYY THAT SHIT WAS CARDBOARD I fixed it by putting it in the remaining bacon grease from the hashbrowns/cauliflower/broccoli/green beans/onion/garlic cast iron. The green bean taste is weirdly strong. Also pretty good?

Trying to clear out the freezer a little. I'll cook some vegetables and maybe some hash browns. Let me just taaaake.... oh god. It's falling out. The freezer is emPTYING ITSELF. OH NO. I CANT GET IT TO STACK UP AGAIN EVERYTHING KEEPS SLIDING OUT OH GOD

Starting any new creative work from now on with "do I pull my dick out and swing it wildly, or do I put on my Sunday best for this one?"

butts.

Hello, [SEARCH ENGINE], I require knowledge to make a Sheet of Meat. I request your finest wizards and chefs to impart this knowledge postbaste, please.

In case this is useful to anyone, Instacart is offering 50% off a minimum $100 order for SNAP recipients for certain stores. Put in an Aldi order for our weekly groceries and the discount does work. www.instacart.com/help/section...

Bouncing on it like you're trying to close an overpacked suitcase

I said winter, but i think most of it is gonna be november/December 🫠

It is actually bokers to me that this setting was just automatically and silently applied. Whole site immediately felt less dead once I switched it off

Spreading the word in case this is new info.

If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.

Master Chief, Mind Telling Me What You're Doing At The Polling Booth? Sir..... Casting My Vote

Not a fan of seeing someone walking down the road behind my car, I grab my keys and bag from work and get out, and he's gone. Hello??????

Not looking up recipes for "croquettes" until I figure out how to do it bc I CAME UP WITH THIS ON MY OWN AND I SHALL NOT STAND ON THE SHOULDERS OF GIANTS FOR THIS MOMENT

Maybe a hot take? If u eat ice cream out of a tub; fork. Not spoon

For anyone worried they might forget to add alt text, Bluesky has a setting that will remind you to add alt text before posting any images. Go to "Settings," then "Accessibility." Select the checkbox for "Require alt text before posting."

Skull Boy loves to share jokes with friends! (Bluesky Edition 💀)

I'm used to (for a yet unknown reason) not doing my Actions or Words as loudly as I think I am. I speak soft and my actions are unanimated. Wanted to see what it looked like shaking my hips in the mirror b4 the shower fogged it up Okay, damn girl. Party rock shake that.

Seen 2 creators also talking about being in a huge self-destructive slump for a large part of the year and now cleaning up their life, including what sounds like a pretty bad room Glad to see October is a month for getting back up for more than just me

The Starfinder universe meets the Origin System in Operation: Orias. Grab your copy today and get an in-game code for a FREE #StarfinderSociety Glyph. Details here: wrfr.me/4qxU9T2

Btw have any of u thought about if snails or slugs have skin? Someone should look into that...

Forgot my laundry was in da wash In da shower Da water goes Ice Cold I fr hit a "Yabba dabba doo!" As I jumped like a "G T A" protag.

I'm a biter. I like biting. If I like your pfp I probably thought about biting it. Not like, hard. I bite like, harder than the golden retriever egg videos but not much more.

Welp, I got a VGen Creator Account now! Feel free to check out the available services! vgen.co/Gigaratsu

I really gotta get an nsfw alt I don't mind saying some lewd stuff here and there, but sometimes I'm like "Nah this is way too tmi for main"

There's a party & you're invited! 🎉 #vsky #vtuberclips #vtubers 🔗: youtu.be/19IWIwpkNV4 🧵below with full list & links for everyone in the video

aint no way i'm watching a compilation of vtubers getting jumpscared like 20 minutes after i get some ramen something fucking falls in my kitchen?? i am home alone?? upside, if it was a ghost i think they let me know my laundry is done. hell yeah

Finally starting to become a Broth Drinker. I would usually just Expertly never have enough water in my ramen to HAVE broth to drink bc the idea of Meat Drink never appealed to me. In fact, I thought "Meat Water" sounds horrendous as a concept! Still do!

seen a northern lion clip where chat chatted about poop theory and im so glad to have others who Get It for the TMI reference, i refer to it as "letting it bake"

口から花のビームを出します。がんぼるぞい。 translation: It shoots a flower beam from its mouth.

I'm still fixing up my life, but my room is coming along really well. It's wild the motivation a single song in the right place and time can do.

✨ #vtubers #vsky #vtubersupport ✨ It's the FINAL KEY GIVEAWAY!!! do-da-do-do! With the payment processor mess & the suppression of speech in general I wanna get games to vtubers while they're still available. Drawings start 9/22 Game List: docs.google.com/spreadsheets... Rules/Info on Graphic🔽

SEA CUCUMBERS ARE ANIMALS?

maybe i should think about plans for next year already. im always months behind anything big and fun

im extremely distraught over the possibility my eyesight is worsening and i may need glasses soon. i take some comfort that it took me a touch over 28 years for this moment, also i think i would look really cute with certain kinds of glasses. life like time moves ever forward no matter our protest.

Excellent rule for life in general, really. Cops are literally trained to manipulate information out of you. And for all the chatter I see about their nefarious, underhanded methods for this, the truth is, most don't need to bother, because a lot of you volunteer that shit willingly.