I think I might have a little nap.

I have a joke about Diogenes because I'm a barrel of laughs.

Have another training session tomorrow, and if you care about drug related deaths and how landlordism is a factor in that, please donate if you can www.justgiving.com/page/lina-s-...

My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’

Ah yes, Hyacinth Thornberry

Choo choo, motherfucker. 🤣

Zack Polanski just hearted this post! *SWOONS*

House of Cards - Part Three (2nd December 1990). "Not feeling guilty I hope? If you have pangs of pity, crush them now".

I've just eaten the rest of the eggs. From now on there will be no more chickens. Or eggs.

My nephew just bought me a new laptop to replace my 16yr old one. Bless him. www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0B8YV5PF...

Promontory.

Postbox bollards outside the Post Office. Absolutely delightful. #WorldBollardAssociation 📮

It's that time of year

Former Finnish PM Sanna Marin put it bluntly: “To end the conflict, Russia must leave Ukrainian territory.” Just one point. Nothing more to discuss.

Just made a huge pot of ratatouille and opened a bottle of Chablis. Friday seems to be working so far. 😊

The STRUGGLE of both those guys, it's BIBLICAL

Today is Trans Day Of Remembrance #TransLivesMatter #TDoR #TDoR2025 #TransDayOfRemembrance #TransAwarenessWeek #SayTheirNames *** Trigger warning for the following thread: Violence against trans people (especially TWOC) * * *

I had the almost obligatory funeral row yesterday surprisingly not with an old bigot but a young one. Beardy behatted mouthy twat: "yOu KnOw MoHaMmEd MaRrIeD a SiX yEaR oLd..." 5 minute tirade of abuse from me that left him looking rather bemused. Wanker.

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I find funerals so exhausting. Can you all just stop dying please.

Say hello to my new great nephew and niece Jude (4lb 7oz) and Gracie (3lb 1 oz) born just 5 days ago. Everyone is doing well. Their big sister Freya is besotted with them. 💖💖💖💖💖

NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

Wow, he looks just like him!

I was tagged and asked to take a look at this claim - cos, well just look at it!🙄 Does it seem plausible that THE Trocadero is going to be turned into a Mosque? It was pretty easy to debunk but I decided to do a deep dive into the reality AND the appalling press coverage 🧵 1/26

Oh! She's been writing #TheArchers episodes too!

This was brilliant. Got me crying a wee bit. www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

I cooked, ate and then washed up! Then I had a sneezing, coughing and snotting fit combined with a bout of intense diarrhoea. What larks eh Pip!

I am feeling horribly unwell and I'm certain that this would cure me instantly.

⚠️ Trigger warning ⚠️ This needs to be shouted from the rooftops. This is unacceptable

Oh fuck me! You filthy fucking cunt Farage.

10/10 for #Kingdom Of course.

This video is brilliant: buff.ly/1zyTWmM Seems a total slam dunk that owners of private jets should pay fuel duties. Doesn't it? The answer is annoying. Thread:

How many of you fat bastards (like me) have spent the afternoon with a normally viscious cat called Ollie on their lap (for the first time ever!) drinking port and brandy today?

Hahahaha! What a riot!

Now he's going to bomb Fray Bentos, isn't he?

AND HE WAS LIKE, BUT NOT MY FACE, RIGHT? AND I WAS LIKE WELL IT'S A FACE, SO

If it’s not called And Another Thing don’t bother

Someone produced an infographic for telling students how to use genAI in their work, and apart from my fundamental disagreement with the content, they said "this is littered with errors because it's produced with AI" sorry why are you suddenly allowed to present work "littered with errors"

Well we don't love you, you pair of mithering transphobic cunts. Why don't you fuck off together with your Saudi blood money and not come back? THAT is summat i'd love very much, personally. Trans rights are human rights, and you can get in the fucking bin. 🏳️‍⚧️✊️

Why don't they just move to Scotland?

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Just finished the new Slough Horses. Brilliant as usual.

I've been getting back into the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series after many years, and the most relatable part is how everyday objects like doors and elevators have been imbued with artificial intelligence and it just makes them obnoxious and frustrating to use and everyone hates it.

Hahahaha!

I've won a prize on the Euromillions but their website isn't awake yet. Have I won £3.20, £3.80? Who knows...

I give up. I've lain awake listening to The World Service for 3 hours. Cup of tea it is then.

I visited a lot of ghosts for #Halloween by looking through my Dad's photo albums.

Grand children of slaves are alive today.