Man. Larkin even seemed like one of the good ones.

I got drunk and watched Obama‘s 2008 election night speech. And he was deeply deeply flawed, but it’s so hard to think this was what we could have been a decade and a half ago.

God help me I am going to watch this show with Tracy Morgan and Harry Potter about getting banned from the NFL for gambling. It is going to be the worst show I have ever watched.

My most reactionary opinion is that Eileen Gu is a traitor.

Some genuinely appalling shots here for team USA in the women’s curling.

This is genuinely insane give how hard they work to force Trump’s senile ramblings into something resembling coherence.

“Just way oversteering” I yell at the one-person bobsled, a sport I learned existed 13 minutes ago.

Norway has fewer people than metro Philly, just to put 26 medals in context.

Is it like an IIHF rule difference that high sticks are legal in the Olympics or what?

I didn't know they could fight in the Olympics.

The Tkachuk brothers are the two most unlikable people in all of sports. I can't believe NBC is trying to meme them into likability with an Elmo segment. Just highlight literally anyone else on the team.

Swayman, man.

Shoutout to the (wearing Sweden jerseys) guys waiving a Greenland flag at the a Denmark/USA game (as Denmark takes a shock lead!)

Hottest take is that there should not be sports with a combination of objective and subjective scoring. Fine to have a figure skating or a snowboarding where it’s all subjective but what is this “you get a style score in ski jumping.”

The backstories on the players on some of these second tier hockey teams are incredible. Like this French guy who just scored plays in Finland but went to Lake Superior State for some reason

If we must lose this country to fascism it simply can’t be to this set of soft little babies who need their blankie. It’s far too embarrassing.

A reminder that thanks to the no good terrible very bad Supreme Court decision in INS v. Chadha, this is subject to a veto. He'll be annoyed by having to veto it, that's what they were trying to avoid. But even if both houses pass it, that's what will happen.

Doing the shhhh bit after winning because you’re unpopular for stealing a teammate’s credit card. This lady is biathlon Patrick Reed.

Alright everyone from middle school time to apologize to Marilyn Manson he was just trying to decompress his thoracic outlet.

The speed of democratic collapse is breathtaking and as far as I can tell unparalleled in the contemporary western world. Going from mostly free to trying to arrest opposition lawmakers in less this 13 months has a lot more in common with 30s Germany than contemporary Hungary, Turkey, or even Russia

It’s great that the grand jury said nix, but the attempt was a significant escalation.

This is the most explicit sign yet that they are trying to dismantle the First Amendment and put you in jail if you criticize them.

The heart rate monitor on the wags and parents is absolutely the stupidest thing to come out of this Olympics

Enjoy it Seahawks fans. I’m not even going to say something about it. Clearly the best team wire-to-wire and enjoy every moment.

I mean @alexkirshner.com already tweeted this but it’s incredible how many geniuses were on the Harbaugh staff and how everyone who wasn’t a genius was a sex criminal.

There’ve been 59 super bowls. The mvp of the first was a wide receiver still drunk from the night before. And there’s never been one without a touchdown.

Figuring out who everyone at the bar voted for by whether they’re complaining or not.

Every one of these ads is 90s slop. Are older millennials the boomers now?

Collinsworth is outright disgusted by the Patriots offense

Wife has been moved to tears by the at about planting potatoes.

Oh man, it’s going to be a long night if you hate AI, isn’t it?

Doing “Lift Every Voice & Sing,” but also doing it 45 minutes before kick off so no one sees it is peak NFL.

Marino being the youngest quarterback to ever start a Super Bowl and then, very famously, the best quarterback to never win one is a trip. Life comes at you fast, and you never know if there will be another chance.

Guy in the Bills shirt in the front row is an absolute sicko. Imagine spending those prices not only for teams you don’t care about but also to feel bad about how over the last decade you‘ve been the best team not to get there

Me too. Meats (buffalo wings) and ferments (alcoholic beverages)

The claim that a performance by an American born in America would “illustrate the nation’s immigration(!?) divide“ is kinda mask off that it’s all just anti-Latino racism, no?

7 FEBRUARY 1776, CAMBRIDGE, MASSACHUSETTS: Newly recruited Private Obadiah Brown, who only arrived at the Boston siege lines four days ago, records in his diary that “Two Sodiers Drank 33 glases of Brandy & Gin one Died.”

Olympics just had an ad parodying “just one more lane” and I thought it was going to be an urbanism/public transit thing but it’s an ad for helicopter taxis :(

Saudi Arabia isn't allowed to have a Winter Olympics team. Nobody's done more to do fight the concept of winter than them.

Portugal being called “Portogallo” in Italian is a real revelation on where the name comes from.

People are going to dog a lot of the venues, but I appreciate that they’re using the san siro rather than either a) building a stadium that will immediately be a white elephant or b) letting Inter/ACM bully them into building a stadium they take over Jon two weeks.

He really is the most racist person ever to be president, including the 12 that owned slaves

Watching Traitors and I’m excited to see Rapaport eat.

Encourage everyone to listen to this. Content aside his degeneration in thought and speech is remarkable. He’s never been particular coherent, but he didn’t used to be like this. Clearly advancing dementia.

*trump voice* we’re doing the tulip bubble and we’re doing it very strongly. No one has ever done the tulip bubble like us.

Venezuela rigged the presidential election by changing the votes in a jurisdiction that can’t vote for president.

Incredible topics in the Boston local news

Oh man I just saw the video from a couple days ago and he shat himself shat himself. Are you kidding me?