Remember: Federal officials do not enjoy categorical, absolute immunity from state-level prosecutions. They are entitled to removal to federal court. But conduct that is unreasonable or unnecessary for the execution of their law enforcement duties is susceptible to criminal prosecution.

This is not intended as a value judgment, the objective descriptive word for this is “piracy,” and it’s the one any straight news story should use.

Collinsworth is a moron but he’s absolutely right there. They put their season on having one tight end block 3 people?

Oh, baby, Aaron. This his just tragic to see.

The best argument against banning the Tush Push is that a bunch of other teams try it and fail.

When Clayton Tune plays Max Brosmer in a game with no stakes.

One thing you get from the Clayton Tune third string experience is an appreciation of how good NFL starting and backup, even the ones who suck, because the gulf is enormous.

Yeah the thing is the Constitution grants the power to declare war to Congress, not to a grand jury in the Southern District of New York

Is Marco Rubio announcing Bay of Pigs 2 on Meet the Press?

You ever think about how the Roman Senate kept meeting centuries into the reigns of emperors. Hanging out, shooting the shit, giving speeches, and play-acting that their positions of privilege remained positions of power.

Yeah. It’s time for Denmark, and probably Canada too, to treat us as an existential threat.

On a lighter note, headbutting a guy‘s elbow and in a completely unoccupied penalty box during stoppage time of a one-goal game is one of the more cynical attempts to manufacture a penalty I’ve ever seen.

I suppose the notion they’re working towards is an American suzerainty over Venezuela administered by heretofore loyal members of the Chavez and Maduro regimes, and enforced by standoff weapons and occasional commando raids. Seems like a real long shot.

If Trump actually means we’re doing a wholesale invasion and indefinite occupation, along the lines of Iraq, that is entirely different and much worse than what I thought was going on.

Among other things it’s incredible they’re going with this as the causus belli when the president’s son and half the cabinet consume cocaine and/or ketamine like it’s water.

This is all wildly illegal under international law, but equally importantly it’s also wildly illegal under domestic law. The president cannot go to war with a country and kidnap its leader without any congressional authorization.

They didn’t even bother to ask for an AUMF, impeachment

I don’t mind a quirky bowl game but once a year, the fact that dint like mayonnaise just overwhelms me.

Re-listening to @patrickwyman.bsky.social's interview with Nicola Terrenato and he says "if you get an entire association of guys who own construction companies in small metro areas, that's an organization that wields a lot of power." That's basically just "the Republican Party."

If you reject a two state solution, as Likud does, ethnic cleansing was always where you were going to end up.

They’re just whipping their ass down to down m. As three stars playing five strars. incredible and delightful

You’re telling me that in the last three years Alabama had gotten beat to shit three times in row by teams from the upper midwest? That also happened when they gave my great-great-grandfather a rifle

It’s not all that long ago that the B1G couldn‘t possibly compete with an SEC team. Now Indiana (Indiana!) is just beating the brakes off Bama

I genuinely hate that this game even exists. If a three loss team can advance over a zero loss team, why have the regular season? Turning September through Thanksgiving into an exhibition.

Ho-Ho-Hoosiers.

And I think liberals should stop taking the bait and ceding ground on immigration. Immigration is good. Multiculturalism is good. Free trade is good. Stop being embarrassed to say so.

This is really not the point but I went to the worst bar in Pasadena after the 23-24 Rose Bowl and other than my wedding it was the best hour of my life.

I don’t mind crowds, I go to big sporting events whenever I can for instance, but as always Times Square on NYE looks like literal hell. How do they go to the bathroom for one thing?

Miami is the single most irritating and unlikable program in the country, but lol nonetheless.

On the one hand, don’t let yourself get overly invested in the Cheez-It bowl without a coach. On the other hand, I am really concerned about Bryce long term right now. It’s bad.

Arch just got a “my last name Manning“ roughing call for being touched while releasing the ball.

Man I loved Scrubs but “here’s a new season of a show from 20 years ago, even though all the actors are 55 now,” really does feel like a sign of a culture running out of ideas

bye 2025👋

One of the Cheez-Its just joined the Michigan touchdown celebration, but like so halfheartedly it made it even weirder @sickoscommittee.org

Rolling coal as government policy because clean air is soy and gay.

No gain on first and second down give up a third and long conversion feels like it has happened approximately 100% of defensive possessions this year.

In college, I dated a girl who voted for McCain (because I am 37 like everyone else On Here) and it wasn't a problem. But yeah I mean you can't be a person with self respect in a relationship with a Trumper.

One striking thing to think about is that he daily posts things that would get you fired from any other job if you posted them, even on a personal account.

Ted Cruz is writing a bill to stop Penn State from hiring Matt Campbell for some reason.

Eric Foner, the most important American historian of the past half century, is Jake Gyllenhaal’s stepfather?!? You learn something new every day.

The better one is my wife’s who was working at a restaurant and turned down a reservation from Steven Spielberg because she thought it was a crank call.

13-12 is the perfect football score. It looks like something between Rutgers and Princeton from when the forward pass was illegal.

my demands are simple, mr. bond

Bleak. The coming post-literate society.

Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society https://theonion.com/historians-quibbling-over-exact-definition-of-concentration-camp-sign-of-healthy-society/

Playing the third string quarterback isn’t ideal but it also has nothing to do with why you’re giving up 41 points.

On purpose?

The Christian right’s deification of Donald Trump amounts to idolatry. Trump’s malignantly narcissistic response to the murder of Rob Reiner reveals a deeply demonic figure: one callously indifferent to any life but his own, the antithesis of a true Christian.

This genuinely encapsulates my understanding of America at its best, and why I still believe in it, in 30 seconds.