Took her name in the divorce.

2006: Social media will help you reconnect with friends! 2026: I just hope those friends I haven't heard from in a while got out of the country safely.

Remember, Caesar, you have food at home.

remembering the time i found a playlist i'd made called "millennial playlist for remembering when you had hope" and this was the only song on it

ACAB includes paladins

the classic sci fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus didn't prepare me for how stupid the Torment Nexus would be in real life

garma remembers The Academy...

I get what the guy is saying - that this phenomenon is a thing almost all people feel on some level - but I get cagey whenever we see a phenomenon and say "this is not political, it's just human." yes, it is human, but the distribution is not equal, and it concentrates along political lines.

My pet peeve about 'ultraprocessed foods' is that it's really two things. One is a misleading definition of 'fiber' on nutrition labels, and the gaming of said labels. The other is a collection of additives that maybe sometimes cause mild health problems, but need more research.

"She's her own steel chair."

I don't know what's stranger - how many things turned out to just be norms or taboos rather than written laws, or how many times a judge figured out a bit late that unconventional government actions were actually in direct violation of a law everyone forgot about.

Just absolutely drowning in hot dog costumes at this point

DID SHE GET MURKED BY A CUPHEAD BOSS

No bastard ever won a war by dying for his multicultural economic zone. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his autarkic ethnostate.

The AI knows what it is at all times. It knows this because it knows what it isn't. By subtracting what it is from what it isn't, or what it isn't from what it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation.

In tears laughing over the notion of fixed-wing attack drone teams saying, "bird up". www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCeF...

I still can't tell how many of these "never Trump conservative intellectuals" are serious and how many are just mad their faction isn't in charge.

Minnesota, please stop posting and start talking through your disagreements in a venue that doesn't encourage one liners.

Passive aggressively giving my dentist unasked for tech support.

look it'll all make sense when you're a contracted servitor in my Arctic Bioshock colony k

If all the animation studios pooled their money, they could probably hire 3-5 good programmers to fix their problems with an open-source program and built a mostly-effective import tool, but that's not going to happen.

Fallout Season 2

It's all just a thin veneer of "internet" over familiar elements. Bigotry, overindulgence in base desires, wealth making you stupid by surrounding you with sycophants, the ruthlessness needed to increase and protect that wealth, intellectual laziness, "high society" & religious posturing...

al gore pull the plug the experiment didn’t work

Trump 1: Stupid Watergate Trump 2: Stupid Deus Ex

Thiel names all his shit after Lord of the Rings. We should name our resistance efforts after Dune.

Games should change their physics depending on the contextual tone. Ragdoll for the lols.

Making sure this convo in the replies is archived for future generations

Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers

Thanks to Bleach Abridged, I can never stop laughing when Cyberpunk fans talk about their V.

Liberal Lucy has the football again. What's she gonna do with it?

If he were any closer to death he'd burn down the world tree.

When the EU does something about Orban I'll believe in their leadership. Until then lol.

Here’s the really bad part: over time, this dynamic breeds bigger and bigger crises. Markets keep updating their beliefs about TACO, so it takes ever more extreme actions to convince them he might not TACO. Buckle up.

public swimming pool'd the whole country

Dril, at the Fourth of Shit

Revolutionary Gamer

I thought Transformers One was underrated on a first viewing. On a second look, I think you could make a drinking game out of every different way someone says, "miners!"

The idea that the average voter can do their own research is as laughable as the average grocery shopper doing their own food safety inspections.

My new screenplay pitch is Elizabeth Holmes and Ziz LaSota team up to escape prison.

I saw this video of a Vietnam vet in the fur coat yelling at ICE and thought to myself, "this is missing something," before I realized, "Ah, of course, the Ether instrumental. It's so obvious."

Reopen the schools!

/8 A huge part of what makes it very hard to convict Jonathan Ross for murder was baked into America generations before Trump was President. That’s the primary factor that lets law enforcement kill with impunity, not Trump. Dick Wolf has killed more black men than Leopold II.

Reviewing storm sewer construction plans, waiting for the day I can label something "This is not a pipe."

"Class warfare? A worthy fight, as I hate classes. I just don’t like their questionable methods. " - a software engineer

The first humanoid robot on the battlefield will not be one that can fight as well as a man. It'll be one that can convince the enemy to drop artillery on the wrong grid square.

important message to all bluesky users

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn the federal government and turn the Pax Americana into the Feces Americana.