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two-sentence horror stories

working on a mario remake lmk what you guys think

HAPPY BIRTHDAY QUEEN

The Revival of Chef Pee-Pee's 9: Expanded

Afternoon on Adderall

One Withered Night at Austin, Texas 29 Evergreen

Operation: Phone Dude's 9: Collector's Edition: The Nightmare

For the enhanced experience, read this in Stewie's voice while playing "Your New Home" in the background. #meme #funny #shitpost #tadc #theamazingdigitalcircus

i think a good way to cure the female loneliness epidemic is for two women to get into a baking rivalry and then on an evening where they both try to bake something together one leans over and gets real close to the other and says there's a bit of frosting on your lips can i get that for u

i've been wanting to make this image for about a year now thank you @dattoonie.bsky.social and @loopyyylupe.bsky.social

aaaaaaaand that's bsky doubling down on pointless censorship. go follow me on tumblr ig because hell if that didn't kill my drive to post here. at least tumblr's honest whenever they fuck people over www.tumblr.com/blog/yakkyrw...

reading the resolution put out by the house of representatives

You are the author of your own story. Never let anyone else hold the pen and you can write a happy ending... Can Jack & Jill defeat the Big Bad Wolf's demonic forces and protect the City of EverAfter? Help ENDLESS FANTASIA get made, by supporting the Kickstarter, and find out!

In #SonicRacingCrossWorlds, you can swap the front and backs for each Machine to change the first and second half of the overall Machine's name respectively (so Speedster Lightning x Dark Reaper can be a Speedster Reaper or Dark Lightning). For example. Here's Big riding his Hot Lady.

The ENDLESS FANTASIA Kickstarter has reached 90% funding! We're in the final stretch, y'all! Let's keep pushing! www.kickstarter.com/projects/206...

when the youtube short is about to loop

We Replaced the Map on the Touch Screen With Your Own Personal Peach Who Makes Fun of You and Laughs at Your Expense

Check out this brand new Deadly Six art by Sonic Official JP! Seems like Zeena summoned the entire clan just to practice some nail polishing on them - and they don’t even look mad about it! 💅 #SonicNews

Got an exciting update for y'all today! Backers who go for the Literacy Sponsor and Literacy Champion Add-ons, on the ENDLESS FANTASIA Kickstarter, will receive this new, exclusive postcard, featuring art and colors by @thomasrothlisberg.bsky.social and @loopyyylupe.bsky.social!

*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*

here's your reminder to back endless fantasia please www.kickstarter.com/projects/206...

“Then I saw Flowey from Undertale on the DVD cover. I laughed so fucking hard because of how Flowey from fucking Undertale was on it.”

this. if this wasn't true, they wouldn't be spinning info so visibly desperately at every opportunity

started getting head from a ghost lady. call that shit soul sucking

Here's the next entry in my ENDLESS FANTASIA character bio series! Meet OLD LADY ZAPATA! www.kickstarter.com/projects/206...

wow undertale 10 Year

ngl ever since I stopped being a YouTuber I've been so much less miserable

FNAF Michael and Mike are popular on different levels

“I've watched Black Adam 10000 times and it gets better everytime I see it. I've actually tried getting marriage certificates so I can legally marry my copy of the Black Adam DVD, but apparently that's ’illegal’, but I'll do it one day, just you wait.”

In Super Mario Odyssey, kicking things is Mario's highest priority, overriding all other actions. If a kickable object, such as a football, is thrown at Mario while he is asleep, he will momentarily wake up just to kick it before instantly going back to sleep.

prepare for carbonated trouble

The Kickstarter’s officially at the halfway point today — 30 Days to go. We need less than $5000 for funding! Lend me your energy, people of Earth!

”’Thanks to you, I am free to destroy the world now that Mario and Luigi are dead and I have their power.’ I then saw Kamek fly away and I saw him destroy what looked like a pixelated version of Earth.”

enjoy my 3 minute edit

"There is a separation of white people and colored people in the United States. That separation is not a disease of colored people. It is a disease of white people. I do not intend to be quiet about it." - Albert Einstein, 1946

Hey. Imagine football but everyone is bowling instead. There's still a football but you can't kick it, you can only move it by knocking it around with a bowling ball. You also have to make sure not to get your shins wrecked by other player's bowling balls. This will be a new golden age for sports

Have Sex

Bullet Bills to the Twin Towers

Wing Mario Hits the Pentagon

Think its stupid that VISA and Mastercard think something as innocent as Cat Ear accessories are a bannable offense? Then heres something you can do about it. Complain to visa and MC, call your representatives. Advocate for porn, whole heartedly.

Visa hit me with the "we've given you everything, so we're hanging up now" But you know what? I just redialed and spent more time on the phone with a different agent. Payment Processors do not want to hear our opinions, but they're out of luck. Keep calling, and tell them you're not backing down.

no offends if this is you but if you're thinking "this is going to make the right do fascism" they're already there. they blew up a boat with 11 people on it for being immigrants. they're kidnapping US citizens and trying to rendition them to Uganda. do you think we're on a trajectory to peace

Oh, hey. Visa and Mastercard now say you can't pay for WoW. Magic the Gathering. FFXIV. DnD. Lord of the Rings. Because they're all "adult" content against their ToS just for being "fantasy". Let that sink in. Spread this like wildfire and have people in those circles call them. No quarter.