AI Socrates - existentialcomics.com/comic/629

Vance has always been more dangerous than Trump and we should not be hoping he takes power as this continues to expand. They all need to go down now. Both parties everyone who has ever known and done nothing in a position of power is compromised and must be removed from office and power.

I think it important to recognize that everything we are experiencing is precedented as fuck

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I love this.

agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish

The silver lining in this pivot to robotics is that it will give a whole bunch of people, irked by AI, something physical to beat to death with hammers.

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Holy fuck! youtube.com/shorts/vCxAJ...

Rest now sister. We have the kente. I'll see you in Wakanda.

Ok guys back to communism. Libbing out was fun but let’s stay focused

This must be what heroin feels like

Maybe I'm pushing my luck here, but I sure am hoping I wake up to some good news about Alan Dershowitz

If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE

When it comes to Cheney's death, my main question is if that implantable defibrillator that he had was still functioning. Because the thought of him going through a dozen or so iterations of dying and being rebooted is amusing to me.

Sounds like this Hitler fellow has died. Yes, he was a lot, but why is everyone celebrating?

So I guess Newsom/Cheney 2028 is off the table now?

If any necromancers can assist me in contacting Hulk Hogan, I have some hard questions to ask about all these so called "brothers."

No one fucking wants this www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it

"I don't like Mussolini, but we should have trains that run in time. It ain't that hard to do. Biden didn't do it."

"No, no, no. I'm not a Nazi, I'm just a huge Death in June fan."

Tickled fucking pink that "check for Nazi tattoos" has become a crucial component of the candidate vetting process.

If anyone is interested in some noisy, 2nd wave adjacent, sci-fi tinged black metal, I've got a handful of download codes. It's a damned good track, if that's your cup of tea. novae-music.bandcamp.com/album/destro...

#RestInPower Thomas Sankara, assassinated on this day in 1987: ‘I would like this conference to clearly declare that we cannot pay this debt…just to avoid being assassinated individually. If Burkina Faso is the only one to refuse, I won’t be at the next conference’

This is also partly why the frog suits work in a way that the (often homophobic, ableist, body shaming) mockery of MAGA doesn’t. The frog suits are mocking the ICE goons, but by using their brutality against them. You can’t look cool beating up a marshmallow.

The internet loves democracy duck, the duck fighting for democracy in Venezuela

Gavin Newsom would take a puppy from an orphan, rip the puppy apart with his bare hands and eat it while the orphan screamed if he thought it would win him one vote in Wisconsin.

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October 7th marks neither the beginning nor the end of the genocide. But if we get our shit together there's a chance that it will be remembered for *two* beginnings: that of the liberation of Palestine from its colonial occupation, and that of the liberation of Judaism from the blight of Zionism.

Mastodon, take 3. Maybe this time it will stick. mastodon.social/@Akirathelemur

From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.

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just got arrested for passing out bottles of water to the people who are line to ratio the Bluesky CEO

One day _____ went into the woods and saw something there that he did not like.

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I know there are far worse things out there, but this is honestly the most horrific statement I've read this year

my anxiety at work everyday: “i’m fired i just can’t prove it yet”

The day Steely Dan starts speaking to me is the day I drink all available bleach.

This will go fucking spectacularly, I'm sure.

I did not manage to finish my novel before entering my 6th decade. However, I *did* manage to finally finish this annoying epistolary chapter that's been plaguing me for years, so I'll call that a win.

Using US cities as military training grounds seems kind of a little civil war-y, but what the fuck do I know

Article. I just can't do videos. Because I am old.

if you're still using the term "tankie" derisively and unironically while literal nazis rule the country, i need you to understand that consciously or not you have chosen sides and i need you to change your mind like immediately

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