Blurry portrait of a cat who has broken into the pantry and plundered the treats found therein. He seems worried, but I assure you he is not.

The only thing I don't actually hate about turning 50 is that it forced me to make my peace with wearing slippers. Because that's sort of been a game changer for me.

Is it too much to request that you maybe check in real quick with us before violating international law? Pretty please?

Yup. For anyone currently in the US military, you might be able to salvage some minuscule shred of decency if you desert, like now. Otherwise, go fuck yourself.

First as tragedy, then as farce, and then as the stupidest goddamned thing imaginable, hitting you endlessly in the face with the limp weight of a flaccid horse cock.

We did the same fucking thing 25 years ago and the same fucking people wrote the same fucking serious and sober articles and they were completely fucking wrong then and they are completely fucking wrong now. Fuck.

The Trump admin is what happens when you run the Bush admin through AI.

if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live

China has a golden opportunity to do the funniest thing ever this weekend. Or, if not the funniest thing ever, at the very least the funniest thing ever leading directly to a major world war.

"international law must be followed" is european for "thoughts and prayers"

I dare you to say "Sam Altman" three times in a mirror in the dark Been doodling today. (watercolor, pen, pencil acryl gouache on paper)

Walter and Raymond have no fucking idea that it is 2026.

Happy 15 year anniversary of my car randomly bursting into flames on New Years Eve

What I want to say right here at the beginning is that the one thing he wanted since long before he knew was to go into space.

「 Could you cite a specific study 」 It's hard not to presume bad faith online but regardless I'm going to use this as an opportunity to explain that this is not how academic research or evidence works

So anyway, here's my favorite albums from this shit ass year, presented alphabetically, since I'm a coward.

I'm a big fan of this here bit of 90s ridiculousness youtu.be/4DVQNmSI1Yg?...

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A little Christmas Coelophysis for you:

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“Frog, I am glad that you are here,” said Toad.

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painting of ET getting pelted with pinecones i did a few years ago

Hi there. I'm Will Stancil and I don't understand why people are yelling at me.

Jesus goddamned fuck why are you like this

I hadn't expected this, but flipping off a Cybertruck hits extra hard on Christmas day.

He ys ridinge a horse He ys emerald and svelte He will get reallye weirde If you lie about beltes The Greene Knighte Ys Cominge To Toun

Tiny Tim, who DID NOT die, is dancing. His feet are light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, Tiny Tim. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.

O holy night

“Hello,” said Frog. “Look at my list of things to do,” said Toad. “Oh,” said Frog, “that is very nice.” Toad said, “My list tells me that we will go for a walk.”

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So now that the Eppstein files have been released with more blackouts than me in my first year of college, it's worth noting that, while it sure would be neat ti have un-redacted as fuck files, we'd be less hung up on them if we just, you know, believed women. But that's a bridge too fucking far.

Oh my god - it's full of stars

'The Democratic National Committee won’t release a review of its election loss in 2024, saying it would be a “distraction” from helping the party win going forward.' Translation: "We're not going to change a goddamned thing." www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

"Say what you will about our financial, educational, nonprofit and political elites, but they are not mass rapists." What an interesting turn of phrase from one of our so-called "political elites."

Verify Palestinians by talking to them! You don't have to wait for an authority. They will make themselves very available to you if you need proof they're real. They will talk to you here & on other apps. Stop acting like you can't help people unless they have an official seal of approval.

On the whole, I think I'd prefer the timeline where everything is being slowly devoured by weevils.

Always say balls deep in dinosaurs whenever you have a chance to; that's just common sense.

This morning I'm wondering if the literally kiloliters of semen flooding the holodeck on a daily basis are just routed directly into the matter replicators or not.

"Secretary Clinton’s remarks are not only inaccurate – they are also a shameful example of the lengths to which people complicit in genocide will go to to deny its existence." www.lemkininstitute.com/statements-n...

Gentle reminder that BDS - Boycott, Divest, Sanction - is something that every one of us should be doing for Palestine, Sudan, and Congo. It's easy. Just don't buy Israeli products or brands that support the Occupation. Don't go to Dubai or fly Emirates. Don't buy gold or new consumer electronics.

Super glad to see the Guardian stepping up to defend me from *checks notes* a pretty awesome band who managed to land on the right side of history. Thanks guys!

Maybe this is just me, but dropping a slur and following it with “I am racist, and I’ll say it to the whole entire world" really seems like the sort of thing you should lose your job over, and trying to turn it into a question of "worker solidarity" is fucking disingenuous as fuck.

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“I am sorry,” said Frog.

Alrighty then.