The idea of Drumpf being needed for anything "high stakes" is hilarious! What do they have going on in China? High stakes napping? High stakes rambling gibberish? High stakes money grabbing?

The ‘poor sales means only 173 of the stainless steel pickup trucks will actually need to be recalled ‘ is both perfect, accurate and excellent snark

This is simply bonkers. The White House is in active discussions with DOJ about settling Trump's lawsuit against the IRS in his favor, *precisely because* a judge might soon throw it out. WH apparently wants DOJ to agree to "settle" the lawsuit *before* that happens. Utter insanity.

Then he bragged about bypassing the normal process because he knew “a guy who’s unbelievable at doing swimming pools.” This is a historic national monument, not Mar-a-Lago’s lazy river. 2/4

new zealander everlee wihongi was due to meet with her lawyer yesterday. then ICE moved her to their most notorious tent facility in texas: 3000 people, highest death rate, most sexual assaults. and today, she disappeared off the system. please RT: www.webworm.co/everleehasdi...

Donald couldn’t even be a decent human on Mother’s Day. I’m so over him.

More and more MAGA folks are leaving the cult every day. I don’t think Donald realizes just how mad people are about his $1 billion ballroom when the average person is struggling to buy gas.

I absolutely love seeing President Obama meeting with world leaders like Canada’s Prime Minister Mark Carney, it shows that the world is hungry for an actual American President instead of an unhinged criminal tyrant.

Zero arrests of those child predators in the Epstein files. J. Edgar Boozer is a joke.

We'll get ships through Hormuz in "Project Freedom" Pausing Project Freedom due to progress in talks Actually Saudis denied airspace 1-page US peace sheet, Iran response imminent No response... Project Freedom II? Came under fire but it doesn't count "Lasting truce elusive" All in one week!

It is admittedly ridiculous, but it's also a national tragedy that is costing us in lives, treasure, and international credibility. All this to stop a nuke that didn't exist and open a strait that wasn't closed. #ResistTrump

It's maybe not the most important thing, but it turns out the normies really didn't like suddenly seeing bulldozers leave a gaping hole in the side of an iconic national monument.

Putin: "Participants in the 'special military operation' are confronting an aggressive force armed and supported by the entire NATO bloc. And despite this, our heroes continue moving forward." Even though Ukraine allowed Putin to hold the parade, he still looks gloomy, exhausted, and doomed.

So about those UFO files. Epstein Epstein Epstein. Trump is in the Epstein files tens of thousands of times.

You wouldn’t marry someone who lied to you like this. You wouldn’t be friends with someone who lied to you like this. You wouldn’t do business with someone who lied to you like this. You wouldn’t work for someone who lied to u like this. You’d want nothing to do with someone who lied to u like this.

Trump threatened to nuke Iran during the same press event where he called a woman reporter "baby" and a "bitch" and we'll all just supposed to continue on tomorrow as though any of this insanity is normal or acceptable

THIS IS NOT NORMAL!!! ALL EYES ON ALABAMA! Amid tornado sirens, flooding, and evacuations, the AL State Senate rammed through a bill to disenfranchise voters and strip representation But ppl are still showing up b/c this is an attack on us all & our democracy -TN

Someone asked a bunch of kids what the first thing was that cane to mind when they thought about Trump. Their answers are priceless. Check out the video.

“I live in constant fear that I will be subjected to further baseless detentions just for going about my daily life." On May 2, Leonardo Garcia Venegas, a Florida-born US citizen, was detained by ICE in Alabama for the third time (!) in the span of a year. And he's suing the federal government.

Remember the terror the MAGA mob put grandmother and poll worker Ruby Freeman through? Fulton County remembers. That's why they just flat-out rejected the DOJ's demand for 2020 poll worker names. Read the powerful story: 👉 www.dworkinsubstack.com/p/great-news...

First it's Hassett with, "Soaring credit card debt is awesome!" Now it's Duffy with, "Let them eat road trips!"

Soooo… Tennessee Republicans are trying to gerrymander the state. And they’re also trying to get rid of the requirement to tell people where their new polling locations are? Tell me again how the Republican Party isn’t trying to cheat. 🙄

REP. @dixie4tn: “THIS IS NOT A GAME.” REP. @HaroldLoveJr: “It is dismantling the power of African-American voters in the 9th district — and anyone saying different is not being forthright.” #Memphis #JimCrow

TRUTH.

Sen. Ashley Moody on Rep. Jayapal saying she's working on helping Cuba get oil: "Treason is outlined right there in our Constitution. You can't give aid or comfort to enemies ... that's communism 101"

One lesson to take from this abysmal moment is that no victory is permanent and politics never ends. The right knew it, and the left can no longer ignore it. But that also means that the horrors now being unleashed on the country can be undone. By @paulwaldman.bsky.social in @atrupar.com’s PN:

Racist birther trash Melania actually had the audacity today to say that her vile vulgar disgusting rapist criminal husband has transcending empathy. Never forget that she’s as immoral and evil as he is.

Palm Beach International Airport has been renamed after a tyrannical murderous rapist treasonous vulgar convicted felon and the airport is being required to buy his trashy MAGA merch which is in direct violation of the Emoluments Clause. An endless fascist crime spree.

Disgraceful fraudulent traitor John Fetterman says he can’t see himself continuing in the Democratic Party. Not surprised since the fucking plant was never a Democrat to begin with. I can’t wait to see Pennsylvania fire his ass for good.

WATCH: Rubio admits “the goal” is now just to go “back to the way it was” before Trump’s costly, deadly, pointless war Great job guys! 😕🙃

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Which is why they’re trying to Federalize the elections.

If your baby bleeds to death because of your ignorance, you should be charged with manslaughter. You anti-vaccine idiots can ruin your own lives, but not other people’s. www.propublica.org/article/more...

It happened again. The most corrupt administration in history.

COLBERT: How dumb do you think it is for people to say that I should run for president? OBAMA: Well, you know, the bar has changed. I think you would perform significantly better than some folks we've seen. COLBERT: Is that an endorsement? OBAMA: It was not

OBAMA: A good policy that I'd like to see followed is that the president shouldn't have a bunch of side hustles that companies and foreign entities can invest in COLBERT: How much of that is just jealousy that you didn't think of selling sneakers?

If Lutnick is not asked about this when he testifies in Congress today, it would be profound negligence. Here’s proof that he lied about his relationship with Epstein and had deeper financial ties with the sex criminal than he admitted. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

Is Trump a racist? Let’s look at the stats.

Cartoon by @deadder.bsky.social.

New Todd Blanche lied to Laura Ingraham that DOJ had no info suggesting that SPLC shared what they learned from informants with the FBI. Prosecutors now suggest that's okay because he (sorta) corrected himself on a different Fox program five days later. Doc buff.ly/DvqDBEH

John Spillman, a 33-year-old Secret Service officer, was arrested for indecent exposure after allegedly jerking it in a hotel hallway in Miami, Florida. Of course this dude was a part of Donald Trump’s screening detail for his visit to his Doral golf club. I’m so tired of these sex pests.

The Children yearn to see our Demented President do the Jerk Off Dance

When Donald's stupid, tacky ballroom was estimated to cost $200 million and be privately funded: Donald planned to pocket anything over the actual cost. He then raised the estimate to $400 million to account for this corruption. Now, he wants taxpayers to pay $1 billion so he can pocket even more.

Things will only get better when we realize that just because someone has a lot of money doesn’t mean they’re not a stupid asshole with nothing worthwhile to say.

Remember when they told everyone taxpayers wouldn’t pay a penny?

Associated Press: Your Tinder Date’s Testimony Establishes That’s Only A Cold Sore

How did we go from a White House ballroom funded by $400 million in private donations to Donald Trump to Congress trying to take $1 billion of our taxpayer money to build it? Reprehensible.

HAPPENING NOW… marching on the Capitol…. #NewJimCrow @GovBillLee

2/ Even more disturbing is that ChatGPT responded with lots of encouragement—after I asked about imitating the Uvalde shooter’s choice of AR-15 rifle, livestreaming the shooting with a body camera, using hollow-point bullets, and defending against police gunfire. Watch here: youtu.be/zuLs7af4VfM