If you want to see a snapshot of the worst in human behaviour, just study people trying to find their seats on a fucking Ryanair flight.

Large pints it is then.

@tonycampari.bsky.social He's everywhere

Obligatory Airport pint.

I've just seen an advert for 'Live Aid The Musical' Fuck right off.

Scheffler and DeChanmbeau are 8 under for their round and they're 3 behind Fleetwood and Rose. Amazing!

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Remeber when Evertonians wanted Graham Potter as manager? What were that all about?

I see we've taken a fork to the gunfight this time.

Well lads, I can confirm that this strand of Covid, is a proper bastard.

'What's orange and stinks of piss?..'

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Funny how they never say this when a Tory defects to Labour.

Didn't think I'd ever be back here. Nice to be home.

Just had a wander around that Flannells store in town. Guess the price?

Why is Ian Wright wearng a condom?

He wasn’t Fukn lying. Here’s Neil in his new flat. He’s been in 10 days . He’s waiting on his money to be sorted and he’s not got much . If anyone local has the following I’ll try and come and pick it up Cutlery Plates /cups Bedding A bed An arl telly Clothes Give me a shout

Scott Parker not happy there

Well in Tommy Fleetwood. Made up!

Kate Bush was 13 when she wrote 'The Man With The Child In His Eyes'.

Happy #fuckoffEverton day.

According to Sky Sports News, Hansi Flick has been nominated for coach of the year for leading Barcelona to the Serie A title. Some achievement that.

'Where's the Arteta money?'

Onyango losing his man

I see Jordan Pickford got his hair cut from 1995.

The boss just texted that due to the weather tomorrow, I may as well work from home.

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Why is there a statue of Alex Stepney outside Everton's stadium?

MY NAME IS NOT FUCKING HARRY

SIR CHLOE KELLY!

Get Tal On.

Let's just take a moment to remember when Starmer played the deaths of children in Gaza for laughs

I just verified my age by buying 10 Embassy Gold and a book of matches.

Serves him right for disrespecting Rocky. #hulknomore

I see André Rieu is on Sky Arts.

As a thank you to the blues who have got in touch over the last few years asking if we were coming back we’re running a competition to win the brand new home shirt. All you have to do is repost this and the lucky winner will be picked out of the hat during the pod recording next week. Good luck! 👍🏻💙

After the media damage is inflicted and seen by millions of eyes,you receive a private email to say there's no evidence and no action,seen by two people only There's no public apology. They don't send this to media or post it on police accounts We will continue to fight. We will continue to win.

"What was supposed to be a night of music and joy turned into a deeply personal mistake playing out on a very public stage."

Spare a thought for the IDF today. They were out all day yesterday shooting innocent people trying to get bags of flour, and when they got home they had to find out the heartbreaking news that some people at Glastonbury don't like them. That cannot be good for your mental health.

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I used to run with a pretty tough gang when I was young. The gang:

If you see this, quote a show with an awesome theme song.

Americans.

Commentator on this U21 games has just called France Les Blue-ez and I've just been sick in my mouth.