Donald Trump is America’s enemy. I hear Republicans and conservatives say, “Joe, you’re going too far calling Trump a traitor.” No. I’m not. If you attack our elections, if you try to stop democracy’s heart from beating, you are not a patriot. You’re our enemy. You’re a traitor to this country.

A 1-minute sample of my newfound Bromance with William Shatner… [From his backyard in Los Angeles]

Fuck Trump, Fuck Putin and Fuck Netanyahu

once I told my brother that for some reason I always get Jack Nicholson and Bill Murray confused, and his solution was "if he looks kinda depressed, it's Bill Murray. If he looks kinda like he's getting his dick sucked by someone out of frame it's Jack Nicholson"

@whitehouse-47.bsky.social #8647

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Haven’t watched this show since they bent the knee. They are very biased.

I recommend everyone get the entire Hitchcock collection. I swear he he a movie for every human neurosis

Zachary Quinto as Spock and Leonard Nimoy as Spock Prime, STAR TREK (2009)

“Could you fucking NOT?!”

The Donald said I had “Trump Derangement Syndrome.” I think that orange f*cker is a narcissistic, impulsive, and vindictive megalomaniac. I wear Trump’s personal attacks as a badge of honor because he lashes out when he is scared. And if Trump is scared, you know we are on the right path.

The NFL should be defending the south right now and making it clear that a superbowl will never be played in those states

For his entire life, every word out of his mouth has been a lie. And the media stopped caring a long time ago that he lies as he breathes. Hopefully one day soon the American people will say they’re tired of being lied to every single day.

Alabama Legislature is meeting on redistricting; we are under a tornado watch, and it’s flooding in the building. These metaphors are too on the nose.

¡Que tengas un feliz Cinco de Mayo! 🇲🇽 🇺🇸 ¡Viva México!" Have a great one, Los Angelenos... ...¡unless you're full of Sith!

Cyndi Lauper has something to say. Listen up!! #USDemocracy

Happy Star Wars Day!

Thank you, Dear Internet, for always bringing me a silver lining. 🙏🏼

I write about people who became famous for saying and doing horrible things so I routinely get asked this question. "Did they really believe it?" Look, I get the curiosity, but in the grand scheme of things it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter what's in their hearts. They put evil into the world.

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"... and that's being nice!" Not sure in which direction...

Good lord. That’s so accurate.

Unacceptable. Jonathan Ross should be in custody awaiting trial for the murder of Renée Good.

#redheadedwoodpecker is back

I can’t help but to root for Wemby

#redheadedwoodpecker #woodpecker #birds Red headed woodpecker now at the suet cake

#hairywoodpecker on the suet cake #reheadedwoopexker in the distance #woodpecker #birds

There are four black SUVs parked outside my house because I dropped my fries 🍟 at McDonald’s.

Retired 31-year military veteran of three Iraq deployments. Kegseth is correct. It's not a quagmire. That's a land war term. This is a shitshow of a clusterfuck of an epic dumpster fire 🔥 with all branches involved.

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What a disgusting disgrace for a President. 🖕🍊🌮💩 ✊🔥✊

Beautiful birds

When my former party today says the left “needs to tone down the rhetoric,” just pull this one out. It’s one of so very, very many.👇

Fuck off @MeghanMcCain. I’m an American. I have free speech. I have a right to criticize Trump’s ugly ballroom & will do so whenever I want. Whoever the Dem nominee is in 2028 should pledge to tear the damn thing down. And btw, your father would be so damn disappointed in what you’ve become.

He honestly thinks we're stupid.

Everyone immediately assuming that an attempt on the President is staged is probably not a sign of a healthy democracy.

Somehow this makes sense

Pour one out for the Hilton staff who are working perhaps the worst shift in food service history rn.

It's going to be perfect if they only part of this cursed event that actually takes place is the red carpet photo shoot documenting everyone who was craven enough to show up

He's the worst thing that ever happened to America. I despise him BECAUSE I love my country. 🇺🇸

I agree...

We need a law that states if a member of Congress resigns while under investigation by an Ethics body, the investigation will continue, the results will be made public, and any warranted criminal referrals issued. Resigning should not stop justice.