What the fuck did I just watch? Red Neck Star Trek?

Here. Use this noise to settle down

In the failed state of California in the overrun city of Los Angeles today I drove my mom to the airport, got some coffee with a friend, got the kids from school and worked on some podcast edits. Thank god the United States Military will be sent in to shoot unarmed civilians. This cannot hold.

Déjà vu all over again.

“We’re going to be the social network that lets you - encourages you - to say slurs”

Who didn’t see this coming (eventually)? Hydroxychloroquine for COVID? Nonsense. www.nature.com/articles/d41...

Who didn’t see this coming (eventually)? Hydroxychloroquine for COVID? Nonsense. www.nature.com/articles/d41...

Nikki Glaser at the Golden Globes: "I am not here to roast you tonight. How could I, really? You're all so famous, so talented, so powerful. I mean, you could really do anything ... I mean, except tell the country who to vote for."

Jean Smart has won a Golden Globe for her performance in “Hacks.” In May, @sophiegilbert.bsky.social wrote that the show’s third season considered the wearying history of women in late-night comedy, who fight to be part of a field that just doesn't seem to want them.

watching this documentary on the making of AJA from 2002 and the main takeaway is that it is impossible to fully measure the sheer perfectionist insanity of don fagen and walter becker

Tips For Picking Out Running Shoes

Jeff Bezos never wanted this cartoon to become public. He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit. Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.

So, a "mandate" is when you don't even have enough votes in the House of Representatives to elect a Speaker? Do I have that right?

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I kept changing my mind which Carter cartoon i should go with. Here's all three.

Clarence Thomas Torn Over Case Where Both Sides Offer Compelling Scuba Trips theonion.com/clarence-tho...

Some folks are pretty good seeing things coming.

If you revoke approval of the polio vaccine, it means you want more polio. That’s not even a joke, that’s just math.

New Florida Law Requires All Women To Produce 3 Healthy White Sons By 22nd Birthday theonion.com/new-florida-...

12 years ago today we did a smart thing. Thank you @dshatzkes.bsky.social for making me smile again.

Trump just nominated Charles Kushner to be AMB to France. Because, hey, screw it, let's not even pretend anymore.

A personal favorite. The older I get, the more poignant it becomes...

100%!! 👌🏼

Just crossed the 200 follower threshold. Moving up and away from X or whatever it is these days. Come on in! The sky is up here, not below the surface…

Yup.

I love this.

Ladies and gentlemen, the 47th President of the United States. ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)

Well, through 100 followers. Not racing, but not too bad, either. Breathing freely here, which is a huge step forward.

So you’re saying there’s a pattern…

Early verdict on Bluesky - 👍

The AG nomination is the first time Matt Gaetz has ever pulled out

The frog in the boiling pot apologue perfectly illustrates the conditions that we were living under on X. The gradual change from a forum for public discussion & dialogue, to a nonstop Klan rally was so gradual that we didn't notice how bad it was until we migrated to BlueSky and escaped the pot 🐸

Lee: When Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson was up for confirmation or when VP Harris was added to the ticket, they called them DEI hires. They want you to believe that Harvard graduate with over 20 years of experience is not qualified but Fox personality is qualified to run the DOD

How many of these do we have?

While Trump demanded earlier that Senators start showing up to vote against Biden judicial nominees, the following Republican Senators missed the vote today as another Biden judge was confirmed: Vance, Rubio, Cruz, Cramer, Hagerty, Braun. 3 of them were with Trump & Musk watching the Space X launch.

day 7 of not using twitter: the brain swelling has lessened. i see visions of the future, you are in it. dolphins splashing in the horizon

Oz? Seriously? Should we all start with the probiotics and herbal crap he advocated for? I think Dr. J might give better medical advice. We are accelerating to the bottom. But still, no end in sight.

Tariffs will make prices lower and Mcdonalds will make everyone healthy and a criminal will end crime.

Finally ready to pull the plug from that now toxic wasteland of X.

you ever seen a more relatable headline