This is soooo spot on 🎯

Me every time the announcers say that the Spreewell Knicks-Spurs Finals were 27 years ago

Full statement of Scott Pelley after he's fired from CBS 60 Minutes, detailing the sort of corruption of journalism Bari Weiss has brought to CBS News:

After ICE deported Wendy Hernandez Reyes, it turned her 3-year-old son Orlin over to her sister’s estranged partner, who tortured Orlin and beat him to death. I can’t say what I think should happen to those responsible without violating this website’s TOS. www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/...

Kind of maddening that she successfully spun the judge factoring in her utter lack of remorse, a routine factor in sentencing, as some grave First Amendment issue.

Kinda stanning the 60 Minutes old guard and their righteous fury these days and ever since watching the CECOT segment at Xmas

“Within a week she seemed back to normal. What I didn’t know was that measles can cause long-term complications. A child can seem fine while the virus slowly replicates in her brain, poised to exact a terrible toll years later…. Parents should know just how dangerous this disease is.”

1. In recent months, we have seen California governor throw trans people under the bus for political points. Now, one of the leading Dems in the race for CA Gov. has said "enough," and has fully embraced trans athletes and rights. He condemns capitulation. Read our latest story.

She blue on my sky til I ensconced her bubble

This is the rocketship that one commencement speaker douche was lecturing the graduates to get on and not ask which seat they’re assigned 🥴

Excited for her Lemonade album against the Hacienda

IKTFR

Hahahahaha what the fuck! Everyone knows the coverup is worse than the crime! You never ever lie to the court!!!

how is AOC the only Democrat doing righteous and non-insane demagoguery on an issue that polls like 80-20

It's not 1536, but Anne Boleyn has taken over the news. Recently a team of computer scientists, electrical engineers and a historical novelist think they have discovered the “true face” of Anne (& her mother) by applying AI-based computational facial recognition to Holbein sketches. The catch? /1

After all these years, my favorite malapropped rebuke is still “find a new slant.” Shout out to that one NBA guy’s Italian wife

The Carte Blanche puns write themselves

“The idea of a tool that makes me write less is not appealing to me, because I like writing” once again I say, amen Seth Rogen

Feeling overwhelmed with all of this. LISTEN. Another Louisiana resident (Marshawn is the only name we have) testifies against the state’s racial gerrymander, speaking truth to power up and down the hearing room and predicts how this story will end. Speak your truth, fight and believe.

This, from Nicholas Kristof, is extraordinary, harrowing, morally urgent journalism. Notably not in the NYT’s news pages, which are an exemplar of that silence. Gift link. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/11/o...

No one wants to work anymore! Specifically the Toronto public parking app

Hey everyone, another NYT Vows story that you couldn't waterboard out of me just dropped

If you read them from the beginning they're the words of a dog who desperately wants you to come over because they've seen a frisbee

Marylanders will pay $1.6 BILLION over the next 10 yrs to subsidize the power needs of Big Tech's data centers. You should NOT have to pay for Big Tech's profits. My Power for the People Act would make data centers pay for their power, instead of passing costs onto consumers.

Piqué retired from international soccer after 2018 and Shakira is still out here recording the official World Cup theme songs… las mujeres ya no lloran las mujeres facturan lmao

One definition of white privilege is the ability to tell the ED of the Louisiana Democratic Party “Shut up, boy” at a public hearing and the local daily paper won’t even mention it. app.theadvocate.com/article/redi...

A really tough week. I am doing everything I can to spread the word about the threats to democracy and how we can fight back. You can help me by subscribing to Democracy Docket for free and sharing its content with everyone you know. Thanks. bit.ly/4qmEiFz

some wisdom from james wilson, framer. "The truth is that, in our governments, the supreme, absolute, and uncontrollable power remains in the people."

NEW: ProPublica identified at least 79 children who’ve been left screaming, unable to breathe, or otherwise hurt by tear gas and pepper spray during Trump’s historic immigration crackdown.

Millennials relieved as famous horrible millennial actually a Gen Xer bsky.app/profile/rdub...

Me texting family photos to friends who have (reasonably… laudably) left instagram

Yeah, so Marc Andreessen can eat shit

the league should suspend Klay Thompson without pay

Honestly I’m chalking this up to Klay knowing all along, at some level, that he did not deserve. Still the L of the Year so far (non-geopolitics category)

i don’t think it’s productive to act like a woman’s looks or talent make her more/less likely to be cheated on that said i do think its important for the entire internet to yell at klay thompson rn. i do think he should receive feedback on this matter.

Go Raptors 🦖

“Paramedics have become direct targets, pursued relentlessly in a blatant violation that confirms a total disregard for all norms and principles established by international humanitarian law.” Israel has so far killed 91 healthcare workers and wounded 214 more in Lebanon.

She’s right and she’s right to say it

The WaPo editorial board when Republicans gerrymander in Texas versus when Democrats gerrymander in Virginia.

Me singing O Canada but as a dirge bc it’s snowing on April 19

Life hack: get your dog a ramp, and then you can make the joke ‘i ruv ramp’ to your heart’s content

the tech fascists think they are so clever and smart but their entire worldview is just a bunch of stale apologetics for race hatred and fascism

Exactly one year ago today:

Hello it is me your Quiet Poster friend. I have to promote something so bear with me. I start each day off WRONG: I reach for my phone and look at the news. But I just know there’s good news out there. My new album and special, INCURABLE OPTIMIST, comes out April 30 on YouTube & audio streamers!

call me bluesky the way i'm barely working today

“We tested a note taking bracelet” Dearest I wish to tell you that it is in the taking of the notes and not merely the having of the notes that learning happens. (To say nothing of the bracelet’s presumably inaccurate notetaking)

I know this lady husband name not “dick tips”

Your post about the World's Longest Press Release appeared like this in my feed.

US sliding still further in the Free World power rankings. Nothing if not deserved