RFK Jr. put me on a diet of 80% corn meal muffin mix, 10% dandruff shampoo, 10% Jim Morrison’s reconstituted toenails. Haven’t seen positive results yet.

Things never heard: “Can ya’ll be quiet or go into another room? I’m trying to finish Maniac Cop 3!”

Criterion is showing me Maniac Cop movies now? I’m okay with it. youtu.be/cW7KqfSToQU?...

My Udo Dirkschneider ornaments.

In the late 80’s and early 90’s I was in a band and we actually drank this. It was about $.90 a quart at a Spur gas station. I’ve always loved how the name of this swill is in quotes.

Every six months some guy says he’s figured out who the Zodiac Killer was and the answer is always the same: he was some guy

Man, I am so burnt. Between all the wretched politics, mind melting job stuff, and well, my kid just started driving…I am looking forward to a guitar ogling trip to the Midwest in 3 weeks + a pending release of a Hüsker box set. That music is always a welcome experience. youtu.be/TtfS3N05CH0?...

Yeah he does!

AI says “I’ll render that with vague versions of the celebrities you asked for.” Prompt? Mariah Carey with her Peter Lorre backpack.

It’s that time again to revisit the video that mirrors my life EXACTLY AS IT HAPPENED. You could almost say that it’s autobiographical. youtu.be/syhrz_AMLQU?...

I made it to Friday. I’m all fucked up, but I made it.

Weird spam text

Hepatitis.

It’s only 100 degrees out.

A friend sent me this today. Our ridiculous, fake “stage” names.

tunashamed

Here he comes.

Yes. open.spotify.com/album/2P8iAq...

@hotdogsladies.bsky.social I just opened up a box of tapes for the first time in many, many years.

@hotdogsladies.bsky.social July 31, 1996-Bacon Ray recorded its practice on a 4-track. Very telling that a random attempt at Sharp Dressed Man yielded 3 versions?

Much simpler times

This song is too good for this world. youtu.be/VmwUZ0GVGtM?...

I fully expect an executive order outlawing this.

The second Patrick McGoohan knew he was fucked in “Hell Drivers”.

David Thomas of Pere Ubu. RIP. youtu.be/3WSrG4HwmZs?...

Walz: If you say you love freedom but you don't believe freedom is for everybody, then the thing you love is not freedom, it is privilege.

Bummer. Chris Youlden of Savoy Brown RIP youtu.be/vr9Seiwvio0?...

Imagine this: it’s your 80th birthday. You look back satisfied with life. You’re surrounded by people who love you. The Hamburglar is there.

What happened to my luxurious locks? Schlitz caused bald patch. I’m convinced.

Saw Sharp Pins open for The Hard Quartet in ATL over the weekend. Songs had major hooks. Show was great overall. Hard Quartet ruled. youtu.be/liYmiNtai-E?...

The loss of access to old Looney Tunes cartoons is a tragedy for culture. How else are kids going to find out about Peter Lorre

Might save a life.

RIP David Johansen youtu.be/2aQTGqqXHw4?...

RIP Gene Hackman. So many great movies. Just a master. I hear circumstances are strange, but a hell of a life. Hackman turning people into hot dogs. youtu.be/EBW3Rlw4mlw?...

ai wrote my son a very impressive resume, and his only work experience is moderating a subreddit about giving yourself diarrhea on purpose

Every once in a while I just like to remind people that The Joggers fucking rocked. youtu.be/OXcuhXNSNjU?...

Well, this is exciting! You hear about this @hotdogsladies.bsky.social ? vishkhanna.com/2025/02/20/e...

RIP Bill Fay youtu.be/iAmpgK9C_iE?...

I just don’t see how an Executive Order saying Mike Love was the real genius in the Beach Boys could be legally binding

In the 80s nobody could have sex until someone started playing a saxophone.

I tried to give AI something to think about.

I saw this figure being advertised and said to myself, “No.”

“Cros: A Robot Tribute to David Crosby” won me second place in a costume contest a long, long time ago.

Presidents come and Presidents go. Through it all. Hamburger helper helps your hamburger make you make a great meal.

Have you ever heard of Hawkeye Pierce’s pamphlet on “Insane Boning Techniques”?

An old friend of mine told me about this doc. Great story. Definitely diversion worthy from the current hellscape. youtu.be/f0rDLvg-Lfs?...

ive gotten word that there are two hideous eastern european men in a culvers parking lot trying to light a dead bird on fire . stay safe all

The only reason to use AI is for it to create an image of Danny DeVito showing of his lawnmower AND solo album.

I’m so tired and brain dead that I read “Jerk Turkey” on the Publix sub menu as “Jedi Turkey”.