I’m so disgusted that Cuomo did so well. I’d really have loved to think that a SA’er, after everything with Trump, would be disqualifying. But no. It’s not. Even for many women. #nycmayor

Curtis is a good dude, and he deserved so much better. He loves NYC. I’m heartbroken for him. I hope Mamdani finds a role for him.

What good are laws when there’s no one left to enforce them?

Today, the White House Press Secretary told the country that this ridiculous damn ballroom is “the president’s main priority”…not reopening the government, not lowering the cost of groceries, not lowering the cost of housing, not lowering the cost of healthcare….building a ballroom

WHY DO DEMOCRATS NOT DO SHIT ABOUT THE OPEN BORDERS LIE???????? THERE HAVE NEVER BEEN OPEN BORDERS. FFS

White House: 55,000 sqft Ballroom: 90,000 sqft 👍🇺🇸

White House: 55,000 sqft Ballroom: 90,000 sqft 👍🇺🇸

My dad used to say I’d become more conservative the older I got and the more money I make. I make over a quarter of a million dollars a year now. I’m even more left than I’ve ever been. I think crazy things like kids should have food and healthcare should be free at point of service. 🙃

Holy shit, this cartoon.

There's a reason why the #1 rule of artillery training is to not ever fire rounds over or toward civilian targets. That's because even with all the technological advances, there's always a non-zero chance your shell will not impact or explode in the spot where you aimed for it to impact or explode.

Imagine thinking people are mad because he won the election. Is it just feigning ignorance? This is a reminder that if not for her father she would be a nobody. It’s also a reminder that NO KINGS is so American that we don’t have hereditary power in this country as a concept….

Gaaaarbage

I’m in Rome on vacation and I just saw Charlie Kirk’s gummy face on a fucking billboard here. I wasn’t fast enough to take a picture but—WTFFFFF

There it is

The whole point of Constitutional protections is to be secure and not harassed in our homes and daily life by the government. THAT’S THE POINT.

When I celebrate humans, I don’t think Podcasters. I think Jane Goodalls.

Who Hegseth thought he was:

I got up this morning around 6:30, had a cup of coffee, realized I was still pretty tired, got back in bed and slept until 9:30. Life with ADHD.

Lolz

I’ve started to realize that not only do we need reading comprehension help in this country, but we also need LISTENING comprehension. JFC

A real laser would travel to them and have face time with troops too.

The last time the govt shut down was when Trump was in office. It was the longest govt shut down ever and cost the country $5B. It was over that stupid border wall that Trump had promised Mexico was going to pay for. Just thinking about that.

Why do people care about all the crap going on with celebrities? Do you people not have friends? I think there’s something broken within me that gets the ick from following rich people’s crap.

If I was on Comey’s defense team, I’d be sooooo excited about this.

It will be used as an excuse for more authoritarianism. 🥲

> @captmarkkelly.bsky.social

America.

Hearing somebody say, sincerely, that they love their job is an amazing thing. We all need to earn money in this capitalist hellscape for the time being, but damn if it doesn’t warm my cold black heart to hear somebody actually love their token earning scheme.

If you were an idiot kid and wanted to frame “the left”, what would you do?

“In June, when lenacapavir was approved in the United States… the drug would be marketed as a preventative called Yeztugo at a list price of ✨$28,218.✨ … British researchers have estimated that lenacapavir could be made for as little as $40 per patient per year.” 🙃🙃🙃

We are only free when we can openly laugh at those in power. This is true no matter where you fall on the political spectrum.

That’s really it though, isn’t it? It’s not just @jimmykimmel.com it’s the hundreds of people that make that production possible.

If you think Tylenol is bad for children, wait till you hear about Assault Rifles.

Going to give this a try.

wtf LinkedIn

And literally nobody is surprised when you have a felon at the helm.

Re these Congressional hearings with Trump’s Underlings: I’ll assume their failure to answer yes or no means that their answer is the most incriminating or worst answer whether that be yes or no.

Guns don’t kill people, crazy people do, so let’s give them guns.

The Top 1% of U.S. earners now have more wealth than the entire middle class

Antifa is no more a group that could be designated a terrorist group than fa (fascist) is.

I don't know which morons need to hear this, but THESE GUYS WERE ANTIFA, every last one of them. They fought fascists.

We’re finally free 🫠

And now Antifa, which as a group doesn’t even exist, are terrorists. I don’t even know how right I was. You’re a terrorist! You’re a terrorist! We’re all terrorists!

FFS HOW IT IS ALWAYS THESE PEOPLE When executing a search warrant agents found a thumb drive including duplications of PREPUBESCENT MINORS—INFANTS AND TODDLERS—ENGAGED IN SEXUALLY EXPLICIT CONDUCT!!!!!!!

Y’all. There is no ANTIFA. It doesn’t exist.

in light of the kimmel news, just a reminder that a few days ago a prominent fox news host literally called for killing homeless people. right afterward, someone shot up a couple homeless encampments. that fox news host still has his job.

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

WTF is this shit? ☠️ And what is this pic? Did the rich folks shove sticks up y’all’s asses?