How lucky she is to watch such a wonderful movie for the very first time. ❤️❤️❤️

The list of professional degrees from the Trump admin removes the below but includes CHIROPRACTORS AND THEOLOGY. This country is a fucking disaster.

We do not care.

I went and got Botox, which I don’t do often, but the woman at the front just asked if I wanted to tip the MD who did the injections. THE MD.

I remember when I was in the Army, and I got the Swine Flu vaccine. I don’t think it was FDA approved yet even… but nobody complained. Nobody refused. We all just got it and continued living our lives. Weird!

BUT HIS EMAILS

It would be in the trash.

This times 100

/sigh

Those face-eating leopards are about to puke on the rug.

50 year mortgages are called rent. Let’s be real.

He looks exactly as I’d expect

what kind of country is this, where dangerous radicals can throw sandwiches at our brave secret masked torture police with impunity

I’m so disgusted that Cuomo did so well. I’d really have loved to think that a SA’er, after everything with Trump, would be disqualifying. But no. It’s not. Even for many women. #nycmayor

Curtis is a good dude, and he deserved so much better. He loves NYC. I’m heartbroken for him. I hope Mamdani finds a role for him.

What good are laws when there’s no one left to enforce them?

Today, the White House Press Secretary told the country that this ridiculous damn ballroom is “the president’s main priority”…not reopening the government, not lowering the cost of groceries, not lowering the cost of housing, not lowering the cost of healthcare….building a ballroom

WHY DO DEMOCRATS NOT DO SHIT ABOUT THE OPEN BORDERS LIE???????? THERE HAVE NEVER BEEN OPEN BORDERS. FFS

White House: 55,000 sqft Ballroom: 90,000 sqft 👍🇺🇸

White House: 55,000 sqft Ballroom: 90,000 sqft 👍🇺🇸

My dad used to say I’d become more conservative the older I got and the more money I make. I make over a quarter of a million dollars a year now. I’m even more left than I’ve ever been. I think crazy things like kids should have food and healthcare should be free at point of service. 🙃

Holy shit, this cartoon.

There's a reason why the #1 rule of artillery training is to not ever fire rounds over or toward civilian targets. That's because even with all the technological advances, there's always a non-zero chance your shell will not impact or explode in the spot where you aimed for it to impact or explode.

Imagine thinking people are mad because he won the election. Is it just feigning ignorance? This is a reminder that if not for her father she would be a nobody. It’s also a reminder that NO KINGS is so American that we don’t have hereditary power in this country as a concept….

Gaaaarbage

I’m in Rome on vacation and I just saw Charlie Kirk’s gummy face on a fucking billboard here. I wasn’t fast enough to take a picture but—WTFFFFF

There it is

The whole point of Constitutional protections is to be secure and not harassed in our homes and daily life by the government. THAT’S THE POINT.

When I celebrate humans, I don’t think Podcasters. I think Jane Goodalls.

Who Hegseth thought he was:

I got up this morning around 6:30, had a cup of coffee, realized I was still pretty tired, got back in bed and slept until 9:30. Life with ADHD.

Lolz

I’ve started to realize that not only do we need reading comprehension help in this country, but we also need LISTENING comprehension. JFC

A real laser would travel to them and have face time with troops too.

The last time the govt shut down was when Trump was in office. It was the longest govt shut down ever and cost the country $5B. It was over that stupid border wall that Trump had promised Mexico was going to pay for. Just thinking about that.

Why do people care about all the crap going on with celebrities? Do you people not have friends? I think there’s something broken within me that gets the ick from following rich people’s crap.

If I was on Comey’s defense team, I’d be sooooo excited about this.

It will be used as an excuse for more authoritarianism. 🥲

> @captmarkkelly.bsky.social

America.

Hearing somebody say, sincerely, that they love their job is an amazing thing. We all need to earn money in this capitalist hellscape for the time being, but damn if it doesn’t warm my cold black heart to hear somebody actually love their token earning scheme.

If you were an idiot kid and wanted to frame “the left”, what would you do?

“In June, when lenacapavir was approved in the United States… the drug would be marketed as a preventative called Yeztugo at a list price of ✨$28,218.✨ … British researchers have estimated that lenacapavir could be made for as little as $40 per patient per year.” 🙃🙃🙃

We are only free when we can openly laugh at those in power. This is true no matter where you fall on the political spectrum.

That’s really it though, isn’t it? It’s not just @jimmykimmel.com it’s the hundreds of people that make that production possible.

If you think Tylenol is bad for children, wait till you hear about Assault Rifles.

Going to give this a try.