"I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace"

Every week a new even worse archive Cilla Black singing/skit video surfaces online and I think that’s a wonderful thing

Can tell this is made up because we'd have TITANIC$ TRUE LIE$ and THE ABY$$$ by now

The opening titles for #StarfleetAcademy are certainly a throwback (sound on)

These "What's a film you've seen at least 5 times" engagement-baiters have never grew up in a early-1990s house that had a single Disney film, two Don Bluth films, Ghostbusters 2, Dirty Dancing and JAWS on VHS and it shows

Dammit, tech companies. The only think I need to know about your awesome AI feature is how to turn it off.

wikipedia turns 25 today! the last unenshittified major website! backbone of online info! triumph of humanity! powered by urge of unpaid randos to correct each other! somehow mostly reliable! "good thing wikipedia works in practice, because it sure doesn't work in theory" - old wiki adage

I was very annoyed at not winning the big penis prize (due to my penis size being rejected by the judges for some reason) but now the big penis prize winner has given me the big penis prize so now everyone knows I have the big penis.

The way I held my breathe before they morphed to the NX-01 in case they used that honking refit I refuse to acknowledge

She's been on screen for about 20 seconds so far but I would die to protect Almond Basket the Exocomp already #StarfleetAcademy

🔥 #StarTrek: #StarfleetAcademy Is Certified Fresh by Rotten Tomatoes! 🖖 Have YOU watched the new series yet?

Had an absolute killer comment on Instagram that was starting to go viral and with all the DM abuse that that entails, and I fancy an early bedtime tonight so had to delete it.

Trying to explain the difference between pedophilia and ephebophilia makes you sound like a pedo. It's the same trying to make a case for any of the good uses of AI. It just makes you sound like a pedo.

All bare-naked, no ladies

My Tesco Unpacked:

Angelfish concerts are three weeks away and I cannot wait to see everyone, to hang out in Edinburgh for a few nights, dinners, breakfasts, drinks, seeing friends from round the world, and seeing a band for the first time and how many out of their TWELVE songs are on the setlist.

gestures to make you more elegant and feminine 🖤

Amy Madigan just locked in an Actor Award nom for WEAPONS. I love how she has gone from grassroots hopeful to sure thing this season.

My pussy killed tasha yar

TNG: "An enemy ship! Quick!! Officer conference, IN ONE HOUR!!" DS9: "An enemy ship! Mister Garak, go do war crimes!" VOY: "An enemy ship! Mister Tuvok!" Tuvok: "Firing torpedoes. Full spread." ENT: "[racial slur]"

Throwback to 2021

TOPICAL. www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcuP...

Today I learned that the initials in VH1 was short for Video Hits.

Can I just say I fucking HATE greggs now? It used to be so good, but then they decided they wanted to everyone in a rush buying prepackaged food to wait forever behind mute workies buying tea and a breakfast roll.

Maybe 2026 will be the year that Americans understand the difference between the terms ironically and incedentally, and also that something can be ironic and true at the same time.

They gentrified the tinfoil hat

2026 vinyl manifests for me: Angelfish - Angelfish Courtney Love - America's Sweetheart Dannii Minogue - Club Disco Dragonette - Galore Feline - Save Your Face (I'll probably have to pay for the licensing for this myself) Garbage - Not Your Kind of People / Strange Little Birds new editions

Survived another Polo Hogmanay shift

Didn’t want to leave Ryan in 2025 without finding his grave first, so took a trip to Linn Cemetery to scour it high and low and I found it within 5 minutes. I left him flowers and some words inside a card. I’m still heartbroken he’s gone.

I absolutely cannot STAND the Charles Rennie Macintosh aesthetic I absolutely HATE it and I couldn't give a fuck if the art school has an issue with the ABC redevelopment. Someone should stick an Alexander Thompson museum in the space there and get right up their fucking noses.

The needs of the hogmanay outweigh the needs of the hogfew

Go round the outside.

If you start DS9 "Rejoined" on Paramount+ at 11:22:57, Dax will kiss Lenara Kahn at the stroke of midnight.

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

Idk but if I was the Glasgow School of Art I'd maybe wind my fuckin neck in

good morning to everyone who’s never simped for a billionaire

Will never cease to amaze me the amount of employees who email from another email address to argue that they've never had the email address we have on file, the same email that they applied for their job with

I've only ever seen one person say that they went to see an Avatar movie in the cinema. The same person also likes Coldplay.

Fuck these cunts.

I am not and will never be a slipper person let your gorgeous toes run free

We are living in a society, people, and many of you need to be reminded your actions impact everyone around you, especially when your phone is out.

Protect foxes from Boxing Day CUNTS 🦊

Gay twitter spent yesterday with their cocks out and today it’s photos of their thighs breaking out the bath water for balance

Home time! #XMASeve

Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing a text, writing an email, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing since the dawn of time.

In regards to Christmas, there's two types of Muslim I know of - those who fully commit to celebrating and enjoying the festivities and those who don't think about it all, and it's just another day like St Swithin's Day or Bank Holiday (Ascension Island).

Red Blooded Reindeer Get Outta My Sleigh Put Your Elf In My Place Your Chrimbo Needs You Can’t Get Yule Out Of My Head Give Me Just A Little Mulled Wine Je Ne Sleigh Pas Pourquoi It’s No Secret Santa Confetti In Me Sleigh Hey Snow

Bought myself this patch cause I’m a girlie gay at heart

The #1 film from when you were 10 is how your 2026 is going to go. To be honest, dinosaurs and hubris ruining a little island is pretty much a metaphor for the UK right now