Eric Steele
@iamericsteele.com
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I’m a double girl dad. I write Ruby code for money. Send me your Godzilla content.
Me: “hey what do you call an impolite -“ Daughter: “Rude-oldf“ Me: “…reindeer”
3 days ago
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Every Nextdoor post is like “I hired a plumber who stole my packages and my dog. NEVER AGAIN”
5 days ago
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I’m 60% sure my oldest daughter told her little sister to “Stop dickin’ around” but that’s not enough confidence to talk to her about it without accidentally teaching her to say “Stop dickin’ around”
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Birds Are Dinosaurs
10 days ago
A Christmas Carol is a story about how children suffer and die from treatable illnesses because the wealthy choose to keep them in poverty. It also correctly notes that the only thing a rich bastard fears is the inevitably of death. It even has Muppets in it. Truly Dickens' most timeless work.
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Using a phone is uncomfortable post-LASIK, and they should advertise that as a feature of LASIK.
10 days ago
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Walking into 2026
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11 days ago
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Die Hard is a Children’s movie.
11 days ago
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Jake Gyllenhaal as Mr Music remains one of my favorite things
youtu.be/ddNNN80A_7Y?...
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Music Everywhere feat. Jake Gyllenhaal | John Mulaney & The Sack Lunch Bunch | Netflix Is A Joke
YouTube video by Netflix Is A Joke
https://youtu.be/ddNNN80A_7Y?si=hqoB22yAtSe9fFOE
12 days ago
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Wrapping presents on a
#caturday
12 days ago
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I use a “Heard Chef” emoji liberally at work. It’s the perfect acknowledgement without an implicit agreement. I would love to have something like it available outside of slack.
12 days ago
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Dollar General
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12 days ago
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I just helped my 3-year-old recover from Hyperventilating by singing
@alyankovic.bsky.social
’s The Saga Begins to her. AMA.
17 days ago
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Gauging my 6-year-olds’s diva levels today: She just told me that she was an empire.
18 days ago
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Film you’ve seen more than six times. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel
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18 days ago
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[naive cinephile who watched the KPop Demon Hunters fireplace instead of the actual movie] Wow. This movie is one single shot. I get the hype.
19 days ago
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The Onion
19 days ago
Asian-American Actresses Describe Struggle Of Constantly Being Typecast As Sherlock Holmes
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The Rolling Stones covered “Like a Rolling Stone” which I’m surprised I hadn’t heard until today
#xpncountdown
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Like a Rolling Stone (Live) by The Rolling Stones on Apple Music
Song · 1995 · Duration 5:38
https://music.apple.com/us/album/like-a-rolling-stone-live/1440812224?i=1440812663
19 days ago
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Matt
20 days ago
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
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Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
21 days ago
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juan
22 days ago
to commemorate alan dye moving from apple to meta, here's one of his best quotes
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I wish I could have been in a crowd hearing Frankie Valli pinch out his falsetto surprise for the first time.
22 days ago
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I’m getting LASIK in one week. Are there any obvious iOS accessibility features that I should enable for my recovery period?
23 days ago
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I just finished book 8 of 9 in the Expanse series. It’s great, but I have to pace myself so that I don’t finish it before I get LASIK in a week.
25 days ago
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[Eating dinner and looking out the window at the winter decorations] Me: Melody, what do think of the lights? Melody (3 year old): I love them! Me: Did you see me put them up? Melody: Yes! Do you know who didn’t put them up? Me: Who? Melody: (pointing at herself) ME!!!!!
25 days ago
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Cyber Monday deal: Cancel one of your streaming services and save $20/month on streaming services.
26 days ago
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Kittens’ first snow
26 days ago
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I’m always looking for concert film recommendations available on the Apple TV store.
26 days ago
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Thomas
26 days ago
AI can solve late-stage capitalism though by breaking it completely
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Two topics came up repeatedly over thanksgiving with my family: 1) Can AI solve this problem for me (no) 2) Late-stage capitalism?
26 days ago
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This two-minute joke video is now the basis of my political, social, and religious beliefs. I support One Big Wife.
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26 days ago
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The Onion
27 days ago
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life
BOSTON—Prematurely assuming he had reached the end of the 1977 rock masterpiece, local man Peter Verran, who thought Fleetwood Mac’s “The Chain” was over, was reportedly in for the thrill of his fucki...
https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
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My wife just invented crannaise (cranberry sauce with mayonnaise) and I’m having a hard time accepting it.
28 days ago
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I brought the Hoobastank to thanksgiving. It’s an old family recipe.
28 days ago
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-giggles-
www.lego.com/en-us/produc...
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Shuttle Carrier Aircraft 10360 | LEGO® Icons | Buy online at the Official LEGO® Shop US
Soar into the history of aerospace innovation
https://www.lego.com/en-us/product/shuttle-carrier-aircraft-10360
about 1 month ago
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If Godzilla ever milkshake-ducks, I’m not going to have anything to wear.
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about 1 month ago
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I want to write a kids’ book about the difference between cruel words and cuss words called “Don’t Be Fucking Mean”
about 1 month ago
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Jazzie 🪐
about 1 month ago
Having a partner who is also a game developer is awesome for so many reasons, but I never imagined that
#Playdate
(and frogs) would play a part in our engagement story. Needless to say, I said yes, and Paco & Lily is now available for free on itch for you to play too! 🥰
tkers.itch.io/paco-and-lily
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Mara Wilson
about 1 month ago
When I was young, I thought that when someone in a TV show or movie asked “Are you wearing a wire?” it meant “an underwire bra” Whenever they asked women characters I was shocked at how rude and intrusive a question it was, but it did make scenes where they asked men that much more interesting
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Nome
10 months ago
I have been doing entirely too much earnest posting about deep things recently, I need to do a proper thread about hippo testicles or something just to keep myself sane. Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.
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I dress like I’m on a TV show that only had advertising deals with Godzilla and Kirkland brands.
about 1 month ago
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This is what it’s like growing up in rural America, and it’s probably the source of a lot of our problems.
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about 1 month ago
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My 3-year-old just said “widderawy” instead of literally, and it made her sound like a little baby teenager.
about 1 month ago
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That’s a good Mothra
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about 1 month ago
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I’m probably not going to ever need this, but I love the name “Astronoby”:
github.com/rhannequin/a...
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GitHub - rhannequin/astronoby: Astronomy and astrometry Ruby library for astronomical data and events
Astronomy and astrometry Ruby library for astronomical data and events - rhannequin/astronoby
https://github.com/rhannequin/astronoby?tab=readme-ov-file#astronoby
about 1 month ago
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Andy Bell
about 1 month ago
posted this 6 years ago and it’s still relevant
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Tyler, from the Internet
about 1 month ago
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Birds Are Dinosaurs
about 1 month ago
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[listening to the MASH theme song] What a pretty theme song for a comedy show. I wonder what it’s called?
about 1 month ago
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Ian Potter
about 2 months ago
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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Out of the frying pan [Costco sweatshirt] and into the fire [Costco hoodie]
about 2 months ago
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