When you didn’t know you could hate the rich even more…what the unholy fuck apple.news/AN41K_yVyQGu...

The most insecure, least popular president in history continues to compare himself to Obama & Biden, who live rent-free in his head

I got tha vapors now gahdamn 🔥

COLLINS: But if someone was paying $2.98 a gallon before the war, and now they're paying $4.53, saying 'that's life' might not make them feel better JIM JORDAN: Those are your words, not mine COLLINS: You said that just now. I quoted you.

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Of all the horrific shit the US has done under Trump’s sorry shit-crusted ass, this strikes me as the most heinous apple.news/AFeRtpmL6Qba...

The Waffle House of the skies is no more. RIP Spirit Airlines.

Ten Percent Of U S High School Students Graduating Without Basic Object Permanence Skills

The internet is wild

📌Barack Obama was targeted 11 times in assassination attempts during this two terms. I bet you don't remember any of them because they were handled through proper channels, professionally, and he isn't a whiny bitch.

Political Profile: Kash Patel https://theonion.com/political-profile-kash-patel/

Imagine calling Renee Good and Alex Pretti “domestic terrorists” and calling immigrants “animals” then turning around and telling people they are the ones who need to “tone down their rhetoric.”

Gen X sees your expensive Boomer walk-in tub, goes to Goodwill and solves the problem for $5

would it be possible to get a secure ballroom in every school in America or nah

What is this just out of curiosity

When Cousin Eddie has your back…

Weird storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

U.S. Military To No Longer Require Flu Shots https://theonion.com/u-s-military-to-no-longer-require-flu-shots/

Bravo to there person who has put these flyers all over Capitol Hill and even thought to put them in waterproof sleeves.

Report: Every Place On Earth Has Wrong Amount Of Water https://theonion.com/report-every-place-on-earth-has-wrong-amount-of-water-1851544516/

Here they are: our two top Iran negotiators. No diplomatic experience. In way over their head. Both with massive financial conflicts of interest, their fortunes tied to the Middle East dictators that make them rich. What a disaster.

So an F5 actually bombed a US air base in Kuwait????? Are you friggin serious?

New photos from the USS Abraham Lincoln show service members receiving minimal food portions as reports grow that some troops have lost significant weight and aren’t receiving care packages—while the Pentagon denies any shortages. (Newsweek)

BOYCOTT them. It’s not hard.

I grew up SB and can confirm this - they hated Catholics with a passion apple.news/AXYIGqcq-QfC...

Bottle Girl Nods As Kash Patel Screams State Secrets In Ear https://theonion.com/bottle-girl-nods-as-kash-patel-screams-state-secrets-in-ear/

Hahaha that IS what it feels like bro 🤣🥰

Christ he really is extra fkn bonkers 👀 Pray for our troops! Especially that they have the wisdom to know legal from illegal orders and the courage to do the right thing. Shit just got scarier. apple.news/AIEDG8Me7RAO...

It’s SO weird to be finding Massie sexy. The End Times are weird.

Trump posted this while his DOJ has arrested zero Epstein clients

“This is the most urgent issue of our time when it comes to protecting our most vulnerable children…The money that they’re spending on defending against lawsuits would be better spent on fixing their platforms so that children do not continue to be harmed on their sites.” Delete FB already ppl!!!

RFK Jrs voice sounds like he's got dried raccoon penis stuck in his throat.

Seriously how does Roadkill Kennedy ever pull one woman, let alone be able to cheat on that fool?!? If he sounds like THAT while testifying to Congress, he must sound like a lawnmower going over a Lego pile when he’s fuckin’ 👀😬 Make better choices ladies!!! Christ!!!

Phil gets it 👇🏽

Israel just killed another Lebanese journalist, Amal Khalil — then reportedly bombed rescue workers trying to help her. (Although from the @wsj headline you’d never know who killed her🤔)

Everything is “rigged” against him. Everything. He is the absolute biggest fucking crybaby who’s ever lived.

Given the apocalyptic nature of this bullshit, it’s hard to find a laugh, but the name “Hung Cao” is definitely doing it for me right now. There’s DEI jokes to be made as well, and being 1 of VA’s biggest idiots is surely something to investigate, but Christ come on…these End Times are absurd 🤣

Elizabeth Williamson once wrote about me, and I can attest she's a skilled, thorough, and honest reporter. If you're in the public eye, you should expect journalists to write about you—especially if you hold public office. Kash Patel is pure garbage, even when he's sober.

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Virginia voters handed Democrats a major win and suddenly Republicans have discovered “fairness” like it was hidden in the couch cushions found by JD during some inappropriate play.

GOP lawmaker to LindellTV: “Stick to pillows”

THIS!!!!!

FLU-RAH

This seems like as good a time as any to remind everyone that throughout recorded history, troops in combat are more likely to die from disease than combat injuries. And it’s not even close. The major killer over time has been diarrhea.

As everyone knows, I am 5’10” and wear a 38DD 🙄🤣😭😭😭🤣

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