Jake Paul’s gonna have to suck orange dick through a straw

Apparently, black is the new orange.

Remember this? James O'Keefe got Pam Bondi on video last May saying the FBI was processing “tens of thousands of videos” of Epstein “with little kids.” Then she told reporters “There are tens of thousands of videos of Epstein with children or child porn.” www.mediaite.com/politics/att...

This is so wonderful! I never thought I’d live to see it. 🎉🎉🎉 www.npr.org/2025/12/20/g...

The only explanation for why Trump is willing to take such a huge political hit keeping these Epstein files hidden is bcuz he knows what’s in those files about him is really, really, really, really bad. That’s the only explanation for this massive Trump led coverup.

Alright. Everyone can stop now. We have a winner.

My hope for the Epstein file release is not for the transparency of the Trump DOJ, but rather from the likelihood of them fucking up their coverup.

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I believe the drunk children are our future

FRUM: “They were best friends. The only photos you ever see of Trump where he’s authentically smiling in the presence of another human being is with Jeffrey Epstein.” (H/T @thebulwark.com )

FLASHBACK… Seems relevant today…

The DOJ defied the Epstein Transparency Act. This is obstruction. Congress must enforce the law—subpoenas, contempt, and impeachment if necessary. Survivors deserve justice, not delay. Text SIGN PVALBR to 50409 or go to: resist.bot/petitions/PV... @resist.bot @campaigns.resist.bot #fucktrump #resist

If Jeffrey Epstein made a jumbo novelty check indicating you bought a young woman from him, you were likely one of his clients

www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news... That’s marvelous. I’ve never had any interest in the WWE and can’t believe it’s still a thing. Maybe not for long. American hero and real man right here! ❤️🤍💙

He called them “suckers” and “losers”

Speaker Mike Johnson says his entire worldview comes from the Bible. But he’s about to kick 2 million Texans off their healthcare right before Christmas. If you aren’t loving your neighbor, then keep Jesus’ name out of your mouth.

{gift link} www.nytimes.com/2025/12/17/u...

Perhaps “she really knew how to handle her alcoholic father” shouldn’t have been considered a job qualification

www.cbsnews.com/news/bondi-b... If you would like to learn more about Syrian refugees and their heroism, read Zeitoun by Dave Eggers. I happened to have just finished it last week and the parallels are hitting hard.

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Bingo

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Mike Johnson is as if hot dog water was a Myers-Briggs personality type.

We are failing our kids

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We had a consoler-in-chief and the Washington post wrote a story asking if he talked too much about his dead kids.

Two babies were born in New York within a year of each other, soon after WWII. One, Rob Reiner, lived a life of humanity and achievement. He brought us delight and joy. His memory will be a blessing. The other, Donald Trump, will be remembered as an embarrassment to our nation.

Exactly

Thomas Massie calls out Trump

FuuuhuuuhuUUUUUUCCCKKK you Trump and the horse-faced South African you rode in on

www.whatsalanwatching.com/rob-reiner-w... This one really hurts. 💔

Do Not Drink Sycamore Brewing Ever Again www.wistv.com/2025/12/11/c...

Hey, all my MAGA brothers & sisters, please defend this. I dare ya. And btw, clearly Trump this time around is the “soft on crime” president. And it’s not even close.👇

www.cracked.com/article_4939... 😭

Steve whitkoff is an actual traitor

When U.S. Senator Mark Kelly tells service members to follow the law—not illegal commands—and the President calls for his death, that is authoritarianism.

Hegseth is a dork

All military personnel have a duty to not obey unlawful orders. That’s all the six Democratic Members of Congress said. Like everything else Pete Hegseth does, this investigation of Mark Kelly is just performative bullshit for his base. He’s an unserious mouthpiece for an unfit Commander In Chief.

If you want to coddle the child rapist lady but lock up the war hero astronaut, then you might have dumbfuck derangement syndrome.

Wow, what a contrast to Mark Sanford’s beautiful poetry about Argentinian tittehs 👀🤢

Terrific