Strippers' bill of rights bill signed into law in Washington state! That's a huge win for sex work and I hope starts up some sex positive laws in other states! apnews.com/article/stri...

Just a tip, make sure there is always a supply of aquaphor ointment in your house! It is a multi-use miracle worker!

Salesman: so what is your dream couch? Me making a smart ass joke: cat proof. Salesman: oh perfect! We have an entire line of furniture that is specifically made to be cat proof and it's about a third of our inventory! Me:

Even if I don't need furniture, I might make regular trips to my local Ashley furniture store for a self esteem boost. I've never met better hype men than those sales associates. To be fair, my Vans really ARE poppin'! 🤣

Kitten boys and puppy girls

I want to try to start posting some positive things more often to brighten my timeline. I'm having trouble coming up with happy on my own, so I hope quote posts are acceptable. 😋🫶

i feel like you sickos (complimentary) already know about this and i was oblivious (as usual) but just in case you don't know, now you do.

By popular request, THE BEACH BOYS- God Only Knows (Where I'd Be Without Anarchists) REMIX feat. Nancy Pelosi

Eh. "Normal" people don't know how to flirt. This is better. And, it's one of the most believable and enemies to lovers stories and one of the ONLY that didn't make me internally and externally cringe.

Got me my physical copy so I own it and it's mine and censorship can't touch it. Used because I'm a poor e-whore only just now, after YEARS, getting serious about her whore business. 🤣

Fuck fascism Fuck Christian nationalism Fuck it I'm fucked anyway, fuck Trump and everyone standing behind him and folding in front of him.

Do you know how much Melania has to suck to get me to *not* root for the former sex worker from Eastern Europe who married a man she hates for his money?

I came of political age hating the Bush guys and now I have to get in the trenches with them against the guy from the apprentice I would like to file several complaints

Oh. That's a lot of content.

Auralgasms

Silver lining, this has inspired 2 audio scripts. 😈 And, after blocking him, I made the content he requested and am practically giving it away. Petty spite actually got me a few sales! 🤣🤣🤣

Barn owls have always been my favorite because...

Holy fuck! The fucking delusion!! Bro probably thinks he can make the strippers fall in love and run away with him!! What the actual fuck!??

You can see every time I post even if you are not subbed or following (neither of which he is doing), AND after he posted the request (without even following or trying to say a single other word to me, like I'm a sex bot) I posted a gif saying all you have to do is unlock it 💲. Fucking men dude! 🙄

I am so full but I so want something sweet in my mouth!

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I was sexually assaulted more working "real" jobs than the zero times as a sex worker, including in person at a strip club. I can safely say, in my case, sex work is NOT the problem.

One good thing about online sex work is I am forced into self care so that at least parts of me are always camera ready.

I still have NO IDEA what Groypers is??? Should I even bother trying to educate myself???

Oh no. This book is REALLY GOOD but really hitting me with everything happening in real life while I read it. I really do recommend it if you are ok with poking at some fresh (still being inflicted) wounds.

Ordered and on the way now.

Is it ok to say it's also free to read with a kobo plus subscription? Authors get proceeds from that, right?

The world is a drag (not the fun kind) and I need something goofy and fun. Decided to try something for national banana Day. 🍌😜🤣

Supposed to save this for "Oscar the Grouch" day (yes, that's a real thing!) but it's MONTHS from now and I'm not a patient girl!

Timeline cleanse, I guess.

ATTN FELLOW CANADIANS: An actual MP has created a petition to stop financial discrimination against adult creators by payment processors. You have to confirm your email but thats because its something that can actually be shown to parliament.

Politically, siding with sex workers have never led me astray. They are *always* right when it comes to contextualizing the reality of what the US is. Always.

Reposting for no reason

Satire is dead because nothing you could ever make up can be more incredibly, absurdly, FUCKING STUPID than reality is now.

Since I don't that commissions, but CONSIDER requests, a subscriber wanted me to be able to get something to make content with, and without being asked or told sent 4× the cost. Then they said that they had ideas for what I could do and that they would send even more for each idea. Good boy.

I'm not actually positive it was an unintended consequence. Porn never made them nearly as upset as women actually profiting from it.

Did you know the Studio that was involved with "Idiocracy" insisted it would not be received well because the situations in it were just too ridiculous? Well who's laughing now!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Tell me how you feel without telling me how you feel.

Did you know they sell sex toys in grocery stores? In Texas? They've always had lube and condoms, but I don't remember toys. Check your feminine hygiene isle. 😘

*Businesses are NOT people *People over profit *All workers deserve rights and need protections *SEX WORK IS WORK and most importantly *FUCK CAPITALISM!!!!!!!! Hapoy Labor Day

chronic fatigue cycle: Too exhausted to even get done all the things that HAVE to get done and you have to decide what missed chores will do the least harm. A day comes you have some energy and think maybe it was a fluke and run at 1000% to do ALL THE THINGS. refer to the first stage. Repeat

I NEED scheduled posts!!!! PLEEEEEASE! I am BEGGING!!!!

Sex work is real work. Working for ICE is treason. #sw

Re post with logic that makes sense to you but maybe it's not actually common: Sometimes there is food in the fridge I can't eat anymore because the trash isn't ready to go out yet, so I keep it in the fridge in its sealed container to contain the smell until it will all go straight out.

I actually made content for tomorrow AHEAD OF TIME!!!!!!! 😱 WHO IS SHE!!!!!?????!!!!

Good morning

Hard to take sexy pics of your ass when you have a cat that has nightmares and takes them out on you while they are cuddling. 🙄🤣