The Mango Mussolini's tarrifs on Canada should give him something to chat about when he meets their monarch.

What a sad thread…

Me watching a film. 1. Start watching. 2. Wonder what I’ve seen one of the actors in before. 3. Google actor. 4. Go to IMDb/their Wikipedia page. 5. Find out every single detail of their entire life. 6. Realise I’ve completely missed the plot of the film and now have no idea what’s going on.

Your new password must contain: A lower case letter A special character A number A lock of a mermaid’s hair A Shakespearean sonnet 3 hieroglyphics Your first born child’s soul 7 emojis 6 drops of unicorn blood An eagle’s talon The secret to eternal youth A capital letter

My angel looks like she’s picking up Noel from the airport

Just so you know, a raspberry makes a really groovy hairstyle for a Lego figure.

During Covid lockdown, if you had family round on Christmas Day the police could force their way into your home and make them return to their own homes. Does anybody know if this service is still available and, if so, do you have to book it?

When you can't let the cat go out because he might invade Poland

« Goëlan Crevé » 😬

🎶 She wore an Itsy bitsy teeny weeny…

Wales this weekend – climate collapse happening before our very eyes . We need to get serious . It’s why I’m petitioning for a ban on fossil fuel ads . lovera.ge/ban-ffa 🧵

A stunning image for #FoxOfTheDay shared by @Fox.Family._ on Instagram.

Just testing.

Found you, @suzviney66.bsky.social 😬

A lot of people are here posting their greatest hits from Twitter. I’m taking a different approach and posting brand new garbage. Just absolute slop.

Yoko Ono's full name is Yoko Or Nearest Offer.

youtu.be/UToUzWgHGyQ It could only be this ❤️